Please help me i dont know what to di

>wake up
>check phone
>still getting JUST’d
>jack off to BLACKED subscription i bought off an user with BTC
>eat leftover pizza still out from the night before
>check Veeky Forums
>play vidya
>pass out after doing this for 18 hours

i havent left my dorm or been to class in 3 weeks, the JUSTing killed my motivation to go outside. the piss bottle fumes are starting to get to me and i think the other people on my floor are on to the smell

my tuition bill for next semester should be coming soon but i put all govt unsubsidized Stafford loans i to LINK, i thought it would be $5 or at least $1 right now

please help anons i dont know what to do with my life anymore. my parents dont know yet but they’ll surely cut me off if they learn ive fucked up this bad

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Another linkie bites the dust

What did you do to this child, biz?

with LINK you sink

Are you in Ontario Canada by any chance?

Not OP but I am lol

>i put all govt unsubsidized Stafford loans i to LINK

just hodl for a couple of years OP
everyones telling me its a great investment

also why the fuck do you gamble with money you cant afford to lose?

Dont fret too much user, Im sure rory is thinking up his next vague excuse/lie as we speak. Sergey is probably flying around the country speaking with high level escorts and snorting top tier cocaine with your tuition funds.

Let's chill

brantford ontario anyone?

Btc fucked everything up user
I wish I knew what coin can 10x to make up your losses bit it's hard to tell right now woth all this fork bullshit. I have a very good feeling about odn in December if that helps at all. Sorry dude.

The JUSTing is real for many of us who put in more than we could afford to lose on this piece of horseshit, user. I send my best regards to you during this difficult time. Oh and I’d like to send a very special fuck you to rory, that inbred pantywaste bitch bastard

learn margin trading and start shorting this shit.

what does
>JUST'd
mean?

LINK destroys lives. Drop that shit and don't look back.

>everyones telling me its a great investment

clean your room and go back to class you stupid fuck
why are you paying for that shit if you are going to blow it off kiddo?

blown out

lmfao

Fucked.
Comes from the meme 'just fuck my shit up', senpai.

kek

just hodl

im also holding hard

>we are linkmarines
>it's not over
>sell at $10 mid november

JUST fuck my shit up senpai

oh really. I always thought "JUST fucking kill me" was a better fit.

We dindu nuffin.

Report that your identity was stolen

kys

>altcoins

i thought for sure i would be able to cash in and pay of ALL my student debt with LINK

i want to go back but i've missed so much

if go to the uni psychological center and say i was suicidal (not a total lie tbqh) or depressed will i get an excuse for my professors or will they just lock me up in a mental hospital somewhere

fuck this, this summer was so great for my gains and ive watched them all evaporate

im a cs student at a top 10 uni it wasnt supposed to be this way FUCK

I can never believe it when people claim stuff like this, 100% LARP every time.

newfag here, what is link?

Hahaha

Go into treatement for gambling addiction, all of your failed classes will be forgiven and you'll have a medical excuse for failure.

But you'll have to give up crypto, are you willing to give up your future to go back to your old chuck life?

But it’s not a problem i can stop if i wanted. i just really thought LINK would be the one

i can just lock up my BTC somewhere and forget about it. i have a meeting with the psych center tomorrow idk what to say or even how to start the convo

One of the many hyped shitcoins. Just stay in btc and you'll have your 10× after 5 years.

Oh look, another dipshit that tought he was smarter than he actually was and tried to get rich quick. It's time for a reality check, son.

You gonna be sucking jew cock for the rest of your life.

>December
With all these forks lately, I wouldn't be surprised if there is another BTC fork announced in December with the promise of "free cash" and the alts getting another battering.

...

Pretty sure this is a troll but anyone dumb enough to finance their crypto investments with loans you can't declare bankruptcy on deserves this.

please i dont want to be a fucking wagecuck for life

i just want a comfy cabin in the woods by a lake i can sit on my passive gains for life on and work on my own projects in solitude

Biggest mistake is skipping class. Don't be retarded like that.

This

You're not a dipshit because you want to get out of the rat race. Everyone wants that. You're a dipshit because only a dipshit invests all his income in a shitcoin.

The mental gymnastics that it takes to do something like this involves you believing you see something that no one else has seen, thinking you are smarter than everybody else so you deserve to be rewarded for this with tons of money. Biz is full of people like you and I have 0 sympathy for each and every one of them.

You sound exactly the same like those morons that got into Discord PnD groups and got scammed to buy whales bags. 24 hours later they come and bitch on Veeky Forums.

The common trait for people like you and them is always a big fucking ego and the belief that they are better/smarter. Protip: you're not.

Also, you deserve this. It will only get worse from now. If you don't kill yourself after this, at least learn some fucking humility and precaution before making a decision in the future.

Make it a problem - work the system. It's not hard

SAAAAVAAAGEEEEE

I have had a similar situation OP. Due to some family bullshit I had to take this semester off, after subsequently dropping out of my last semester.

The best advice I can give you is to pick yourself up, and try to minimaze the fallout, even if all you want to do is let everything crash and burn.

Some tips of the top of my head:

>if it is too late to raise your grade DROP or WITHDRAW. Is better than getting a shit grade AND getting slapped with a fee from financial aid because you didnt pass the classes.

>At least talk to someone about what you are going through. Ideally someone outside of the family. A professional can be a good idea. It will help you figure out what to do next.

>Remember that your biggest worry now should be figuring out how to move forward.

I wish you luck OP. Failing a semester is tough. Now 7 months into this and is still not easy. The only positive is that I have saved somewhere north of 7k, and that money in investment will go a long way in paying for a few nice experiences and pleasures every year until I finish my degree when I finally get back to school. Which is my only solace from this whole situation.

Wish you luck

Lol

Lose all your money in just 1 day!

You're on an pinata sewing forum telling anonymous neets that you lost all of your scholarship money betting on a shitcoin called "chainlink" (sounds like kind of bdsm fetish shit) because you thought it would "moon" and you'd get a "lambo."

You didn't read the white paper and the company for your "investment" is in the cayman islands, on top of that you bought a utility token that gives you no rights whatsoever, and you've spent the last 3 weeks jerking off to cuckold porn and pissing in bottle whilst skipping all your classes.

You have a problem lmao.

>you've spent the last 3 weeks jerking off to cuckold porn and pissing in bottle whilst skipping all your classes.

lmao i lost it here

This desu.

Go to class, graduate and get a comfy CS job and you’ll be able to pay off whatever loans you have with your nice $80k+ salary within just a few years.

You were incredibly stupid to do what you did but goddamn the feeling sorry for yourself like this is just fucking pathetic. Drop everything else, wake up early and move your stupid legs to go to class, and everything will be better before you even know it.

JUST

My advice? Take the fucking L.
That stands for both loss and lesson.
>used gov loans you can never escape to buy any security
How did you seriously think this was a good idea? Were you just so blinded by hope you didn’t consider the obvious possible downsides?

First off get your shit together. You’ve had more than enough time to feel sorry and weep, get back to work TODAY. Clean up your dorm or whatever. Just anything that isn’t shoved to the eternal “tomorrow” list.
I know this isn’t what you want to hear but you may need to suck it up and ask mommy for a way out. Or perhaps sell your possessions. What’s your crypto account worth? Liquidate it.
The degree IS worth more than whatever gains you (didn’t) get from crypto. Deal with that now and once you post tuition you can think about crypto.

And by the way - as said over and over again - you do not invest what you can not lose, ever.
>don’t invest what you can’t lose
Make sure that sticks

That's the life of 90% of biz usrrs

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

yeah op. participate in the greatest generational transfer of wealth in all of history a few years after it happens.

The problem isn't that you did what you did. The problem is that you feel bad about it. Now I'm going to tell you a few facts: Your LINK investment will pay out. It will most likely pay for your entire loans + a lambo. Get yourself up, find some money for the time being and hodl your LINK. And go to class you pussy, that has nothing to do with everything else. You are procrastinating, you are depressed and you probably don't want to be mentally rejected by all the rich Stacies. Which is why you gambled on LINK in the first place.

Presumptions like that are the reason OP is in this mess.
>muh wealth transfer
Between who, I must ask? You think boomers are transferring wealth to you? Think again: young people are transferring to each other.
None of us can guarantee this is “the greatest wealth transfer of our time” but I can guarantee right now that if OP wastes his education he will worse off in the future.
Literally betting your entire life on the development of a single asset class is beyond foolish and shortsighted.

It's just a phrase you autist. I'm not saying the cryptospace is some kind of inheritance or hand me down given from the old to their descendants.

OP should literally start seeking help before his life gets any worse. Just tell your family you gambled the money away and you need help. Hodl your LINK in a secret wallet. You will repay them in the future. Go to class and forget about crypto and porn.

Yes it’s a phrase and many people on here take it so seriously they put their entire net worth in crypto.
I get tired of seeing that stated as if it was fact when it’s really nothing more than a bet.

>op goes back to class
>the stacie sitting next to him notices he's back and smells funny
>"hey user's were have you been you silly goose? It's been almost three weeks!"
>user answers... "uhm of you know... just jerking off to cuckold porn and losing my scholarship money because I listened to a meme... I mean uh... pissing in bottles... uh... I can show if you like uhmm...
>Tyrone comes in a slaps OP's ass for talking to stacie

JUST

Aye we all from the same shitting hole

Easy user. Just Pump 'n' Dump!

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Yeah, you would have to be pretty dense... Heh... call larp as well. If not, kys OP. Regardless, kys OP

K so you did absolutely no research before investing

youtube.com/watch?v=x1R7wFK9SwE

kek, this faggot youtuber
makes money off crypto, wants it to fail

I'm not a LINK bagholder but OP, cheer up. First, you were a fool to dump loaned money into ANY cryptocurrency. But, that aside, there's a good chance that you'll make a decent ROI by EOY. If waiting 3 months is an option I recommend you do that. I don't know a single thing about LINK but if it really is an actual coin with an actual use case then there's no reason it won't grow, seeing how low it's current MktCap is.

suicide is painless