You will never be a half-orc with orcish genetics

>you will never be a half-orc with orcish genetics
Kill me now

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that gnome lady knows what's up

Proud dwarf!

Tfw you will never blow your load in an elf and help raise beautiful half-elf babies.

At least there's some Swedish women left for me to impregnate.

>TFW no half-orc girl to make quadroon babies with.
I have to settle for Italian, Greek, Lebanese, Latina or some other dark white girl.

Feels bad man.

>all the females looking at orc

How can you compete with the BGC?

That dwarf must be really strong. Look at those squat leverages

>tfw half islander
>tfw dodged fat and balding genetics

>wanting to be a green nigger
Why?

im not a dwarf but id love to be short but jacked.

too bad Jamal and Hassan have already filled em with their kurdish semen.

go back to containtment on /d/

shoo shoo

>At least there's some Swedish women left for me to impregnate.
You havent met many swedish women ill bet

Most already have a boyfriend and sit at home watching netflix with him all evening and weekends, the rest are the aggressive gender neutral "I dont need a man" crowd

Welcome to sweden, faggot. home of the greatest gender imbalance in the world

K so we all know all the females are miren the Elf and halfelf, roight?
>thinking woman like muscle more than pretty

Social engineering really seems to have fucked Europe up.

Surely Rural places are a holdout of family values. Here in the US they are largely.

What's a full orc look like?

Well Sweden is fucked because of the gender imbalance mostly and the feminism that teaches women that white men are the enemy who is only there to oppress them

>imbalance
Do you really think the 106 men to every 100 woman ratio is the reason anyone doesn't have a girlfriend? That excuse works for literally 3% of the population.

>feminism is the reason we don't have girlfriends
Well, I mean, if a society of women who view themselves as equals don't want to date you that's probably a problem with you, but I have seen a lot of really fucked up "feminists" so there's no guarantee that's what a feminist actually is in this case. We actually aught to get some numbers on the ratios of 2nd, 3rd, and 4th wave feminists in different countries (bonus points if men, woman, and other genders are viewable in different tables)

>implying humans upper potential isn't higher

>Do you really think the 106 men to every 100 woman
Try 123 guys/100 girls
bbc.com/news/magazine-35444173
The official stats are in swedish so i wont bother linking it
and yes, this does affect gender relations but youre right, not too much but the other point...

>if a society of women who view themselves as equals
Well thats not the case
Feminism isnt about being equal, its about man hating
youtu.be/gwoKKQDfqyo?t=2m55s
Feminist idol Zara larson openly says she hates men and this view is permeating alot of society

I have no problem with women being equal but when a girl hates me and does fucked up shit just because im a man...its throws off the balance quite a bit

go back to plebbit

Dwarf only looks so sick because his forearms and calves are fucking huge
Manlets take note

In reality Elf-mode or Orc-mode is the best for literally any social situation. Orc-mode is best for picking up heavy things and putting them down again a certain predetermined number of times.

I just want to fuck the gnome though

>mfw no half-elf gf =[

>tfw no cute halfling side bf while raising half-elf half-orc children

What the fuck is a gnome then? A halfling on LSD?

>Halfling, Human, Gnome and Half-elf are mirin Orc
>Elf and Dwarf look salty as fuck

>not wanting to be Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums as fuck like Valian niggas

are you Hollowborn or something?

Manlet detected

...

Deleted my post because it didnt have to do with the thread.

Really, dwarves decimate orcs.

>Vailian Republics

WE

Kek, no, in this case, they ARE.

Orcs are representative of black people in fantasy fiction.

>Human

how in the age of internet porn can the artist not know what a human female looks like naked?

>not wanting to be Aumaua bros
>sailing all fucking day
>big as fuck
>singing all day
>superior jaw
>shark teeth

I'm not a dwarf but I'm short and jacked. It's not all it's made out to be lemme tell ya

Is that Mark Rippetoe on the left?
> SS + Gallon Of Mead A Day

My dad was Iranian and I can tell you it's not as good as you think.

>halfbreeds

Full Iranian here. I was hairier at 13 them most at 18.

Half anything is degenerate and disgusting

The half elf is looking past the orc at prime high elf dick
But the elf doesn't give a fuck, he don't want no nasty ass half shit

I have a large frame, find it very easy to put on muscle, hairy finger and an ugly orc face. I'm literally half-orc.

I want to be Dwarf mode with a Halfling/Gnome GF.
Troll mode would be fine too because I could lift all day with my magic reneging muscles.

Orc's breed through spores.

>How can you compete with the BGC?
GRONKED

>he slaps your gf's ass in the club
>what do you do?

Reminder that DORFS and ELVES are RELATED

halflings, when will they learn

Elf actually looks like he doesn't give a fuck

>he fell for the "orc genetics" meme
you poor halfling

>fat

>genetics

SHIG

>ywn be an Aen Elle
>ywn be ridden by the Wild Hunt
JUST

eredin was meme tier in witcher universe

picrel would wipe his ass with him

Is powergaming natty?

>Tfw 5'9 manlet
>Tfw never gonna have Dwarf genetics
Why even live?

I want to be OGRE, how can I look like shrek?

>123 guys/100 girls
Are refugees a part of the problem? I mean less than 10% of all peaceful muslims arriving in Germany were female.

Don't forget that Swedish boys are in the 0-21 age group are in a minority compared to male foreigners of the same age range group.

Shouldn't elves be beautiful?

The imbalance is due to largely male immigration, obviously. It doesn't just happen naturally and we don't abort girls like in China.

But are Swedish women seriously dating people who do not know the language and come from a culture that enslaves women? I cannot imagine that any woman wants to deal with this bullshit.

No, don't belive the /pol/ meme

Some women date immigrants but people do that shit in other countries also.

>you will never achieve NORWEGIAN tier aesthetics

What the fuck is Valvalo there for? Only to make the humans feel inadequate?
>entire race of naturally swole 8 foot beauties
>only upshot is that I can finally have my muscle waifu if I'm suave enough, because the males would make me look fucking pathetic

the fuck

You sometimes see it. In Gothenburg, the malls and squares are swarming with Afghans and the like, hitting on Swedish girls. I don't know what extent of actual mingling that amounts to.

Judging from how women vote though, they sure want to keep inviting foreigners in.

it's an analogy for the current geopolitical situation

>hitting on Swedish girls
Not to mention harrassing swedish girls
Many employees in the central mall have quit because gangs of migrants coming in and "hitting" on them so i guess not all swedish girls are retarded enough to sell their vag to invaders (and they are invaders, most are there for wellfare money)

Maybe the country can be saved after all?

Och vad gör du åt saken då? Gör du något motstånd eller knyter du näven i fickan för att du är rädd för att bli kallad rasist? Du har ingen rätt att klaga, cuck.

He's going to rape them like a true Muslim rapefugee

Pick up the pieces

frågan är vad gör DU åt saken?

Du kan inte möta dem med våld för då blir det "Stackars flyktingar, de flyr från krig och död så kommer rasister och slår dem här" vilket vi kanske vet inte är sant men blödiga människor utan källkritisk förmåga köper den skiten

>Norwegian

>frågan är vad gör DU åt saken?
Det är inte alls frågan din cuckmes hanrej. Det är du som klagar. Jag kanske inte ens bor i Sverige. Sluta skylla ifrån dig fjant.

>jag vågar inte göra något för folk kanske kommer tro jag är rasist
Precis som jag trodde då. Du klagar på att folk gör samma sak som du själv gör så sluta gnäll eller ta ditt liv kthxbye.

S-source?

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silly nazi, don't you know islam is the world's most feminist religion?

Only the high-borne elves

As a muslim, can confirm. Now come on white women come to my friend's kebab shop after closing hours. We can study koran in the basement.

> you will never have a black persons pecs

Dwarf >We don't even have genitals so whatever.

Halfling >It's bigger than my leg

Elf >Barbaric filth.

Human >it's as big as my wrist.

Grome >Oh damn, it's as big as my leg.

Half Orc >What the fuck is that elf staring at.

Half Elf >Oh damn, that would really piss of my dad.

I guess we'll never know

Wrong universe bro.

Frågan är dock hur fan ser de tjejerna ut
Alla hiskeliga brudar har haft många partners men de måttligt snygga har hoppat från förhållande till förhållande sedan de var 13 år gamla

Sweden no

Im not from sweden so i've just put what you just wrote into translator and i must say im terrified. Sweden truly is a land of whoring around, it's like having natural blonde hair turns you into slut.

My bad
Yeah i can tell you its not really...ehh...true i suppose though the sexual morals are questionable

I mean im 28 and ive met girls my own age who havent been single one day since they were 13-14, just cheat on their bf and then move on to a relation with the next
Ive met lesbian girls who take turns cheating on their gf with guys just because its so easy to find a dude here

Ironically its not that easy to get laid here, girls are fucking but there are atleast 2-3 guys per girl if you go out

As a slav i remember all the stories my teachers were telling me about Sweden when i was growin up, seriously they made your country look like heaven with the nicest people on this planet.
Question if women whore around like that how does one find a girl to marry and then have kids? How does this look like overthere?

>there are atleast 2-3 guys per girl if you go out
Would've been 1 girl ber 1 guy if there wouldn't be a surplus of spontaneously combustible people.

The people are very nice and friendly, although its eroded in the past 4-5 years because of our retarded policies
I couldnt tell you, my relationship with my gf ended and ive been single for around 4 years now. The pool is very dry and even though i look good its hard.
Still people have kids, many girls stick around for 3-5 years with their current bf and have a kid before they move on to the next guy. Some stay and have more kids and some have kids and become single moms
Your mileage may vary but being a single guy in this country isnt something id recommend unless you want to have to search months on end to even find a girl who is single and somewhat avaliable

Short answer: yes, it would have been closer to 1:1

>Still people have kids, many girls stick around for 3-5 years with their current bf and have a kid before they move on to the next guy
People don't marry? The just fuck random guys have kid and them go around as singe moms? Jesus that's fucked up.
If you're tall, attractive etc. you should try finding and bringin girl from a different country, for instance in Poland there's lots of women who'd love to be with a foreigner. Im 22 year old and NEVER saw a single mom, seriously i fucking never saw a woman that has child and doesn't have boyfriend or husband. Just pick some polish woman and then take her to sweden , maybe you'll even make some swedish women jelly and you'll enojy their suffering.
I'd defnietly do this and do some snarky comments like
>you shouldn't have jumped from dick to dick you whore
>should've fucked muhamad
>i'd date you if you weren't s ingle mom with a mulato kid
It might be my inner /r9k/ but i enojy suffering of single moms and whores.

I guess people do marry but i dont have statistics of it, i have only met a few who did marry and most of the guys ive met who were married were swedish guys married to foreign women

Id take your advice but i cant be bothered right now, ive lost interest in pursuing women and i wouldnt take any girl to sweden because its going to shit.
Sadly i also dont think any girl would become snarky about me dating any other girl, remember there are around 110-120 guys per 100 girls in sweden so there is an abundance of men for them to date. If a Swedish girl tells you she is lonely, its completly by choice

For reference, girl i was seeing a few months back said her friends had tinder but only used it to match with guys, have them send a message and then not reply because it gave em an ego boost. so theyd sit in a café and go through each others tinder matches and see who got the most

Im only 1/16 (maybe more duno) Maori but my god do those genes show

>Wide as fuark nose
>big lips
>sloped forehead
>very dark brown eyes
>thick wavy hair

Got none of the warrior gene aggression tho :-(

making half orcs half elves
what is that? orcelf? elforc?

>Try 123 guys/100 girls
That would be war inducing ratio in any other country. Fortunately Swedes are a bunch of pussies.

>tfw the Swede is looking at orc too

If you haven't notice Sweden is slowly turning into 3rd world shithole. No go zones, government openly denying crimes commiet by immgratns such as covering rapes. I know this doesn't affect me and all but im fucking pissed knowing that a bunch of whores turned their own country into shit and have audiacy to shit on their own men while fucking random Ahmeds and Jmals. Like god fucking damn it, Im not trying to go full /r9k/ but sewdish women deserve all the rape that his happening to them. It's their own fault.
Blonde women are so fucking hot, they look like angels yet they act like shittiest whores, why it has to be like that? Why can't women be those sweet innocent angels that need to be protected just like those fair tailes told us when we were growing up?

>for instance in Poland there's lots of women who'd love to be with a foreigner
You're dumb. Most girls are quite traditional and would rather be with a Pole than a guy who doesn't know their culture, language and cutoms. Also our ratio of men to women is like 106/100, so the odds for foreign single guys aren't great.