So user, what sports or athletic activities do you do besides the gym?

>so user, what sports or athletic activities do you do besides the gym?
>I mean, you wouldn't let such a great body to waste... right?

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>you wouldn't let such a great body to waste... right?
Sounds like she is trying to get me to donate myself to medical science

>>I mean, you wouldn't let such a great body to waste... right?

Oh, it doesn't go to waste. ;)

I play American Football, but I can show you what Iam capable of, just come to the game tomorrow in the evening, if I got time after the game, we can stop wasting our beautiful bodies and can get wasted instead.

>implying i need to prove my worth to a woman
>implying i dont already feel superior to them even if i am a shit person

IM 5'9 DON'T LOOK AT ME! RUN GO AWAY DONT TALK TO ME! DON'T LET ME REPRODUCE GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I would fuck her all the way to Whole Foods while listening to NMH on vinyl

downhill mountainbiking
get rekt

h-hoo-how tall a'rre yo-u?

Well, I fuck like a champ.

>image
fuuuuuuuuuuug

swim + scuba dive

This desu

Hockey Goalie

competitive sexual intercourse

Snowboarding bitch.

this sounds like a lot of fun nd looks like it from some videos i've bumped into

what muscles is this working? When I imitate the movement in the air it feels like triceps

she is hot man

That's a pulldown, which works the lats

Lacrosse

triceps lats
no, it's not a pulldown just because you use a pulldown bar.

Your elbows are locked, so no, it shouldn't work the tris, and that movement is what a pulldown looks like.

Watersports

plebian

patrish

competitive holy land retaking

>don't worry, I'm an organ donor

B-badminton...

I fuck

I play tonsil hockey.

wanna go a round?

*has sex*

I go for comfy night walks before bed. I live next to a retirement home and elementary school so it's a peaceful neighborhood

competitive shitposting

FUCK YOU LACROSSE IS VERY PARTICIAN

>you can see the edge of the ifunny watermark
how retarted are you

Uh Veeky Forums how do I explain to people I like to disc golf? I'm autistic about it and enter in tournents and play minimum 5 nights a week when the weather is nice

This.

It's even better on Reddit because you can record your downvotes.

"I like to disc golf."

Yeah I do some Muay Thai and Judo on the side, swim on my off days too. I just have one question to ask you though... what the fuck do you do bitch? Besides sitting on your ass everyday in front of the computer, drinking a glass of wine and scarfing down tubs of Hagen Daas, what fucking activities do you do? No riding Chad cock does not count.

reddit is ez mode. nothing gets me going like baiting for (you)s

"i play highschool gym-class games professionally"

>Me? You think I go to the gym....
>Dont make me laugh
>It's just genetics, sweetie.
*winks*
>Can I use your restroom?
*goes upstairs*
*murder that pussy*

I fuck... hard.

Gets them wet everytime

Hunting
Spearfishing

Yeah but truth be told your mom gets wet at the sound of a fart.

Competitive synchronized men's pole dancing. I work in a team of 4, it gets pretty intense.

Weightlifting is a sport you dumb cunt.

Citywide parkour and freeze tag
Zombie survival LARPing
Professional rapist

>Beer league softball

I've been meaning to play hockey again.

>One of these is not like the other...

Ikr

Who tf LARPs?
Nu-male.

ultimate frisbee, kickboxing

Its cool bro, i DG also. Its a good time.

lats and maybe chest, its a pullover, best to do it with a dumbell

looks like somebody got CAUGHT

lol go to waste.

chess & football

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i'm white and i'd be ashamed to play that sport.

"going to the gym" isn't you mental midget

Thanks for your input Argentina

Does skateboarding count...? It's kinda the only thing I do

I box. Like the spic i am i like boxing

I'm not a sports guy. I just work out because I'm LARPing a barbarian warlord every Tuesday after work. You should come.

>ya I do zumba and play wii fit sometimes

(Not OP)
How fun is larping? I've heard about it, and know about it, but never really seen/tried it. If you were near me (AZ) I would probably go and try it, but to be honest I don't even know how to find out about this shit, nor am I financially in the spot to even buy the simple stuff to get started.
(Bills, on top of upgrading my pedo van into a shag wagon)
Is it expensive?

>snowboarding is patrician
>lacrosse isnt

Underage ban

Eey, I play disk golf too. I'm total shit though.
But i've brought a handful of people to play wit me and they've always had fun
What hs plays disk gold wft? If you wanna be a faggot about, bowling, volleyball, and baseball all fit into that category.

Triceps don't only extend the forearm nigga, the long head helps the lats during adduction

Jessica Clements

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She has the stupidest jew bird nose

I stomp queers

Delet

I actually don't LARP. More of a theater of the mind guy (I do play /tg at least twice a week with friends and strangers). I imagine it's like pen and paper rpgs; a good group makes a good time. I used to hang with SCA guys in college and they always had a blast beating each other with wooden swords.

Sorry to mislead with my farcical post

you do realize that shit sport was invented by skinnyfat dyel injuns, right?

>Competitive 'cep flexin'

ive been in two sports teams, after couple years of same old work out shit in the team you sorta realize its nothing special and drop out

I don't play sports, Ms. Steel. I fuck. Hard.

you do realize *obscure fact* don't you?

I hate you and your kind.

Basketball. Literally the best sport in the world.

Soccershit don't @ me

it's only obscure for uneducated people like you lol. You're one of those guys on reality shows who can't point a country on the map, rite?

You and your gayass bullshit *sport*

nice fridge body

She's 32-24-35, but whatever makes you feel good faggot

i know my penis is getting worked