What do I invest in outside of crypto?

> Already have 50k LINK and 100k REQ.
> 50k usd liquid
> Fully paid car and condo
> 23 years old in 3rd world country

What the fuck do i do Veeky Forums is 50k even worth putting in an index fund for shitty gains?

find a hot girl, some chick working as a waitress who needs extra cash, and convince her to become an instagram model. you do the photography, drive her to some decent locations to take photos, nothing fancy. build up her brand on social media, set up a patreon, and split the gains between yourself and her. make sure you control the whole operation, including all login/passwords.

look up zishy. that's just some fag taking photos of porn stars but in very "girl next door" scenery and clothing, and he's been running that site profitably for years.

see: index fund can go down because the stock market is topping the fuck out.

you're welcome.

But wont the bish just do this all by herself and cut me out of the profit?

Look guys, it's the guy from the Philippines that wanted to kill his parents.

> Hi, I'm from a 3th world country
Why do most people from 3th world countries never just say what country they're from? Is it shame?

What are you talking about faggot

He's from the Philippines. He posted 2 days ago about wanting to kill his parents so he can inherit their money, but then he posted again saying that they gave him $100k. Real loser.

That dude sounds like a pretty cool guy, we should hang out sometime

This. Some Veeky Forums faggot should make a saga of his posts once he looses it all and an heros.

Oh I remember you. Lmao you should still kill yourself you Philipino cuck

What the fuck are you fags talking about? I am NOT the same guy. Why do you fags lump LINK and REQ holders automatically with psychopaths/

>3rd world country
>between 20-24 yo
>holds the same coins
>paid off car and apartment (let me guess, your car is "awesome")
>suddenly came into money

Let me guess, you hate yourself for not being good at basketball?

Well... gaining basketball skills is pretty dope after all. Can't blame the dude.

You can invest in my business, I offer private investigation services but we focus mostly on online fingerprints, tracking someones post history, various online accounts etc. We also do real physical detective work but that's outsourced to an agency we're partnered with.

kek what will happen if both the accused and potential victim teamed up to sue your business for slander/libel?

im assuming your business cant act if no relative wants to file a complaint. its like breaking up a drunk fight between a boyfriend and a girlfriend, the third party always loses.

Yes

How do you know it's the same person?

What are you talking about? You hire us (sign a shit ton of paperwork that absolves us of liability) to do whatever you need, usually it's catching your wife/husband cheating. We do our stuff, provide you with evidence and that's it.

How the fuck did they even ID the guy to be in the Philippines? When no third worlder even reveals the country they are from

Can you even use that shit in court? Dont husbands lose no matter what kek this is why im never getting married.

You were IDd because you unwittingly gave enough info to be IDd.

It's not meant for court, but yes, you can use it in court where I live.

What does "getting IDd" means?

It means they were able to identify that the dude's country is the Philippines even though he only mentioned third world in his thread

>make sure you control the whole operation, including all login/passwords

Because context. If I tell you that I live in Uruguay most people wouldn't know the difference between Argentina Uruguay or Haiti. So we say 3rd world and you pretty much guess that we are worse than 1st world countries. That's it.

But if you say any of those countries we know they're shit anyway.

how would you split profits between yourself and the chick? like 35/65 in her favour or what