How do you meatheads excuse the fact these kids could drop you and make you submit despite being less than a third of...

> roughly same size and weight
> black belt is trained for years to do that excact technique

it's like a challenge to decapitate a donkey, one with a throwing knife, the other with a sharpened claymore.

I don't pick fights with kids I can't beat in a fair fight. So I need to kids in wheelchairs or amputees

>martial arts
>meat heads
Fucking kek is this you? Kys my man.

Why would I need to fight, am I a cave man?

Never know man.

What are you going to do in the upcoming race war(s)?

Idk, play video games until the retards all killed eachother?

>front raise child at arm's length

Can't use my weight against me if you can't reach me or the ground, you tiny nigger.

what are you gonna do in the RIIICEEE WOOOARRS nigga? trip on your fat?

>Boxingfag + Armyfag
If the kid wins I'll be humiliated.

If I win then the kid will have a hole where his face used to be and I'm going to jail for 30 years.

>mfw The best course of action is to run away.

Checl

mark coleman said that strength is a skill

I would punch both fags to death
I have the brown belt in yoga

Why would I be doing the fighting?
That is what I built Rock for.

youtu.be/3ufVQIUEiYc

>tfw 4/3/2/1 stats
>routinely lose to 14 year old Japanese kids at Judo

strength is not everything.

Practicing martial arts when you dont compete is literally the biggest waste of time there is.

>Guy wants to rob you in alley
>"Oh boi, now I can finally use my years of practice."
>Pulls out knife
>Ded

>Guy wants to rob you in alley
>"Oh boi, now I can finally use my years of practice."
>Pulls out gun
>Ded

>Guy wants to rob you in alley
>"Oh boi, now I can finally use my years of practice."
>Throws high kick
>Miss
>Get fucked

>Guy wants to rob you in alley
>"Oh boi, now I can finally use my years of practice."
>Robbers friends show up
>Get fuck stomped

>
>Guy wants to rob you in alley
>"Oh boi, now I can finally use my years of practice."
>pulls out dildo
>Gets mauled

>Guy wants to rob you in alley
>"Oh boi, now I can finally use my years of practice."
>Robber lifts more than 4pl8
>Get destroyed

>Guy wants to rob you in alley
>"Oh boi, now I can finally use my years of practice."
>Be manlet
>Get fucked

>Guy wants to rob you in alley
>"Oh boi, now I can finally use my years of practice."
>Robber turns out to be a trap
>Fall for her charms and suck the dickie

>Guy wants to rob you in alley
>"Oh boi, now I can finally use my years of practice."
>Yakuza
>Wake up with your dick in a cheese grinder

>Guy wants to rob you in alley
>"Oh boi, now I can finally use my years of practice."
>Itallian mafia
>Wake up with your balls mashed for tonights spagethi

>Guy wants to rob you in alley
>"Oh boi, now I can finally use my years of practice."
>Robber throws pigeon
>Get kaw kawed

You fucktards

Stfu

>Guy shows up in alleyway
>Guy has knife
>I also have knife + compete in boxing
>Both of us get stabbed to all fuck
>Both arrested because New Zealand
>But at least I won and got to keep my $50

In the US:
>Guy shows up in alleyway
>Guy has knife
>Shoot guy
>Spend weeks in court
>Thousand dollar lawyer fee
>Get to keep my $50 and got to shoot a man

>Knife fight
>Boxing

Boxing wont help you user

A kid should not have a yellow belt. McDojo shit is the worst.

Why would you go to court in an obvious self-defense case.

Former army fag, learnt basic knife stuff but I'm more comfortable trying to get the blade out of his hand then boxing him to ever loving shit.

Isn't yellow the next one up from white? Also what is this?

push kick first. dont miss or you die.

no one achieves anything in the scope of the universe, we're basically micro organisms hurtling through empty space and matter.

People should just focus on themselves, not the people around them.

Thats how you get stabbed

>Knife

Running is your best option

How is it obvious if there are not witnesses?

I would straight up uppercut that little asshole so hard in the jaw he'd lose all his baby teeth. No fucking way would I lose a fight to someone under the age of 16. I'll fucking crush that dickheads skull and maybe even rip his dick off. He will be left for dead.

I will not lose a fight to a child. No fucking way.

Fuck that.

This is pasta. But this isn't good pasta because the best one isn't among those:

>Guy wants to rob you in alley
>"Oh boi, now I can finally use my years of practice."
>Robber is a trap
>Succumb to sexual urges and suck the dickie

How the fuck can you ohp 4pl8 but squat only 1pl8. Did you just do the exact opposite of starting strength?

Because what other reason can a normal person have for shooting someone in an alley that's known for robberies? If the other person tried to rob you, they've probably done shit like this in the past and have a record. That should be sufficient evidence.

I vaguely remember a Seinfeld episode where Kramer takes karate with a bunch of kids

He might sound edge but he's not wrong. People content with mediocrity, if not downright laziness are everywhere