Nice muscles you got there but are you big where it really matters?

>nice muscles you got there but are you big where it really matters?

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Yes my heart is three sizes too big. Do you want to have sex? I'm not expected to live past 22.

Nah I'm pretty poor.
If I had more money I would buy a better looking whore than you.

In the wallet? Yes actually

My dick? No, it's actually really small which is why I have to deflect the question with answers about my heart and wallet.

No 6 inches ill just kill myself

I GOT BIG GUTS

Kekkerino best thing I read on this russian mullet smelling board in a long time.

damn son, best answer

I was told, last week, by some intelligent science people that 13,2 cm is the global average. I always thought I was perfectly average at 15cm.
It was a good day

Bone pressed? It's above average anyway

So that's why girls want to live in the ghetto with a bunch of niggers?!

larger than 99% of males

Yes, my scrotum is seven inches long flaccid

15 is just about very average in most non gook countries

t. 16cm dicklet

>2017
>still posting gif

ARE WE TALKING BONE PRESSED OR WHAT? Asking for a friend btw

I'm 6in non-bone pressed and I cry myself to sleep every night for it

I'm 7.2in bonepressed

at least I got girth haha r-right?

should I genuinely just get penis lengthening surgery? any experiences with it?

What does bonepressed mean?

Yes I'm 6"2

Sorry girl but I'm not that intelligent.

>made noob gains
>sometimes women smile like this when I talk to them or make accidental eye contact
>think they are laughing at me and brain starts spewing out insecurities

I thought lifting would fix this. Please kill me.

subtle brag
kys

I'm the same as you and I consider myself big. Stop watching Ron jeremy porn you cuck

I'm the same but 4.9 girth... feels bad

At least you think you're big
No one else will
But at least you do

Ruler is pressed directly into your pelvic bone, not just the start of the shaft

Isn't that cheating?

My dick is 7-7.5" in length and 5.5" in girth. My girlfriend says i have a "porn dick" but I still dont feel big. Wish I was girthier desu. If you think my dick is big based on my measurements, just remember I'm still insecure about it just like someone smaller is. Insecurity won't be solved by a bigger dick.

Bonepressed or What??

sure, but thats not the point. With this fantastic globalist society we're living in, everyone is competing with everyone for the same stuck up bitches believing they're princesses.

I measured my 15cm by being erect ofc and placing the ruler on top of my dick and measure from the top base of dicc

Being leaner would be cheating if Not bonepressed

lads I said 7.2in bonepressed

bonepressed doesn't mean fucking shit

6 inches IS small, no matter what anyone says, I legitimately feel really sad and distraught over it idk what to do, I'd be happy if it was at least 6.5inches non-bone pressed :(

Not bonepressed.

My dick is almost over 18 cm "bonepressed" that shit be cheating mon

How can you compete When Every girl that you meet had this more than once

>tfw 7.2 lenght
>tfw 4.75 girth

its NOT FAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR

>tfw dick only 19 cm
>forever dicklet (

This is How measurements are done you delusional faggots

Great because I'm black.

>He's black but has a small Dick

Easily. In Finland the only niggers are refugees living on welfare.

Women love money more than anything. I don't see the nigger with a house, car, money for vacations, taking her to restaurants etc

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Thats Why you pay for your girlfriends house, car and vacation while she fucks refugee jerome on the side.

>tfw dick only slightly above average (43cm)

when will the suffering end

this is bait, but anyway a micropenis is actually 0.5 inches, not 4.5 inches. It's a medical condition in infants so stop using it as an insult you fucks.

those guys' dicks aren't even that big lmao. almost every girl i know who've fucked black guys have been disappointed. Almost all 6/10+ girls who are well off and/or come from good families won't even get with black guys lmao. must suck for them by and large, unless you're a 9/10+ black guy

You're completely right, I was being completely sarcastic and trying to bait the Guy. However, the black Guys in quality porn are really the 0.01%

I have about 8 inch long dick and let me tell you, it's ridiculously impractical once you actually get down to fucking. I've also had girls tell me not to flex my pelvic floor during sex and that kinda happens involuntary in the first place. Sure, your 5-6 inch dicks aren't gonna be a sight to impress, but you're losing nothing.

If I could have a regular sized penis, I'd think about it. Not long, but I'd think about it.

That smile is so forced.

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it's also a medical condition in adults with hypogonadism

it's not small it's average

>tfw you have an average sized penis but it has a curve and you make girls' legs shake after sex and they beg you for more

you mean my calves? yeah theyre big too

7-7.5" guy here, completely agree. If my girl sits on top of me and sits all the way on my lap, if i so much as twitch it hits her cervix and she recoils in pain like she just got punched in the gut. Completely ruins sex sometimes. I wouldn't mind being 6.5" and girthier though

Asia contains like half the worlds population.

>i'm american
>i'm european
>i'm asian
>i'm middle eastern
i'm none of these things that are so attracted to niggers

i am turkish

Into the trash you go sub human, no one cares about your opinion.

Reminder that average erect length is 13.24 cm or 5.21 inches, and average erect circumference is 11.66 cm or 4.59 inches.

Furthermore just because people will care,
>It is not possible from the present meta-analysis to draw any conclusions about any differences in penile size across different races. Lynn [31] suggest that penis length and girth are greatest in Negroids (sub-Saharan Africans), intermediate in Caucasoids (Europeans, South Asians and North African), and smallest in Mongoloids (East Asians), but this is based upon studies that did not meet our present inclusion and exclusion criteria.

onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/bju.13010/full

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She's 5'3

The global average is getting dragged down by Asia, don't fucking believe those numbers.

>didn't even state my opinion anywhere
>calls me subhuman

hello sub-100 iq cletus, what would you like today? a side of mehmet fucking your wife? hm?

this image is correct

including the boys

>eats meat everyday
kek

The cervix/top position part sums up my sex life. I'm a bit of a switch and I like it when a girl takes charge and rides me, but sex tends to be pretty tame because of my size which is disappointing to say the least. I really like anal because of the fact I don't have to face my cervical nemesis and my dick doesn't get bruised up, but birds tend to refuse me due to the sheer size of it or it ends up even slower and duller.

>i'm none of these things that are so attracted to niggers
We have finally found a common ground

from the study,
>The greatest proportion of the participants in the present meta-analysis were Caucasoids.
also from my first post,
>Lynn [31] suggest that penis length and girth are greatest in Negroids (sub-Saharan Africans), intermediate in Caucasoids (Europeans, South Asians and North African), and smallest in Mongoloids (East Asians), but this is based upon studies that did not meet our present inclusion and exclusion criteria.

the study was mostly white, and they acknowledge that other studies suggest racial differences with blacks as larger and asians as smaller. These numbers are basically the average white caucasian penis size.

Well, USA is dragging the global average white dick size down. Got one for Europe only?

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it's a british journal of urology. Nobody said it used americans at all.
Also, the whole point of averages is not to just take out the groups with smaller numbers, why would you want to remove americans from data on caucasians?

Don't fucking reply to me without permission you nasty dirty turkroach

mehmet really did a number on your life dude

feel bad for you desu, I'd feel bad if I had an ALFA turk taking everything in my life away from me MORUQ

TURK = ULKUCU = ALFA MORUQ

That's stupid as fuck. You can't go any further than balls deep, so why measure any further than the end of the shaft? Sure you get to lie and say it's a little bigger, but if you get into the bedroom she's gonna know that you've got a tiny pecker anyways. Granted it's easy for me to be honest about it at 7", but I still fail to see the point in lying.

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS GIRL I FEEL SO ALONE
>JUST

Because Americans have deluted European blood and therefore aren't real humans anymore. That's why they're all manlets

That poor girl, I bet she has no idea her pic is being used for this kind idiotic circle jerk bs

This is stupid. Im 7" and I slam into the cervix of most women causing them pain. Fuck off with that misinformation , faggot size king.

Pop-nationalists don't base their beliefs on science though so any data showing people have the same dick size falls on deaf and angry ears. If science cannot differentiate between dick size between actually distant genetic groups like west africa and east asia, there sure as hell isn't any difference within genetic groups based on political borders

>I am stronk country warrior from [country-stan #1 exporter of goats] we have huge penis it's facts unlike stink neighbour [country he dislikes] with small penis half size (despite having almost the same genetics)

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>tfw 2 inch dick

why even live

even pornstars said that around 6 to 7 inches is perfect and that most big dicks in porn that are truly over that are not comfortable for them.

what you need to know is that most women in porn are under 5'5. a 7 inch dick next to 5'2 woman will look fucking massive not to mention all the angles they use to make it look even bigger

Who is she I want to marry her.

Failing that I'll kidnap and breed with her.

Holly Earl.

Kek

fuck man, must feel bad

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>implying you wouldn't feel a fucking chilli being shoved up your pussy

>6" non-bone pressed
>7.2" bone-pressed
Just lose weight bruh, you've got a solid inch of dick gainz waiting for you.

I'd rather be white than a cockroach