Does anyone else like eating pussy more than they like sex

Some girls pussies are just better and less acidic

what do vaginas taste/smell like?

Salty milk, coins and fish

iron and stale piss

stay away unless youre a beta cuck

Sweat desu
Lick your armpit after the gym

Yeah, kind of. The taste and texture is really nice, and there's no pressure like there can be with sex-- trying not to come sometimes. When I'm eating a girl out, I can just go until she comes-- I've gotten pretty good at it and it's really fun to hear girls moan and then give me compliments afterwards. Win/win.

I might actually do that.

sour

Mix of sweat, fish, iron and ([*{unknown}*])

Uh, this is not going to taste like a vagina. At all. Just lick a penny and then swirl your tongue around the inside of your mouth. That's a lot closer.

I don't know what kind of vaginas you've been tasting but any pussy I ever ate tasted like sweat at worst (identical to licking my arm after the gym) or just skin at best (IE just out the shower)

Fair enough. I'm including texture. Also I would lick my bicep and not my armpit.

I swear to god I just had to do like fifty of the reCAPTCHA clicking on street sign shit. What is the deal. I miss the old captchas.

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Holy shit, thank you.

Buy a bunch of pH test strips and dip in their pussy juices.
I can make a rainbow with the different colors I've seen.

Is it better for it to be more acidic or less?

I like eating pussy.

Accurate. Its little a damp stinky fuckhole. Eating pussy is enjoyable like 25% of the time.

Snot and marshmellows, although good pussy just tastes like nothing

My cock

I like cuddling more than eating pussy or sex

i feel like im an outlier but i just like falling asleep with someone in my arms

I honestly, unironically believe that eating a feminine dick would be less gay than eating pussy.

Only if she's a qt.

No but i like eating ass more than i like anal.

It tastes like what their diet is.

If they eat potatos and rice (for example a asian) it has that milk and coin taste

If they eat a lot of fruit and sugar its a lot sweeter and isnt too bad.

Its only something you do with a girl you want ot keep around

I have a more specific question. I've tasted pussy.
But what does clean pussy like just out of the shower taste like?
>inb4 soap

it would just be like what

said

Non-clean pussy just contributes to that gross-tang sort of taste that develops. Tang isn't the word I want to use but I can't really describe it. go do an hour of cardio and then rub your finger on your gooch and taste it. The absence of that then leaves a taste that corresponds to their diet.

stick your finger between your legs

like that

Anyone have screencap about how Romans thought the faggiest thing you could do was sexually submit to a woman like op?

I don't believe that because the two pussies I tasted had a sweat and piss taste.

how does that contract what was said?

Are you assuming residual urine on the vagina 100% contributes to the taste?

Did you factor in your calories from eating pussy you fat piece of shit?

Yes urine and salty sweat was most of the taste.

Romans were queers who couldn't defend their empire from fucking germans
seriously if you lose to germany you're fucking pathetic

then it wasn't clean now was it.

There are other things you'd taste, but those definitely dominate. If it was clean you would at least get notes of coin for sure.

You're in luck. I just wanted to go to bed, before I saw your post
Tell that the french and polacks

Romands literally sucked dick
Also your own screencap has that guy who was eating all the girls' pussies against the city walls

No

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Thanks mate

>Be American
>Lose to Canada

No.

However I do love fucking girls in the ass, and not because I'm a secret fag. I'd say I like sodomy as much if not more than vag sex. Come at me faggots.

no, you are low test.

15mg dapoxetine last 4 ever

If that is what they said then all is can do is kek, as they were bumfuckers themselves.

Eating pussy increases your testosterone (the hormone that gives you all of your manly attributes) by 150%, which literally makes you more of a man.
I notice that after I go down on my wife my dick is way harder than normal afterwards.

used to have a gf that was a squirter

>when she got really horny her little clit swelled up
>tongue that little clit over and over until it is literally sticking straight out hard as a rock
>then the contractions would come and she would squirt, sometimes in my mouth
>her clit would throb on my tongue
>then she would be primed and ready to go for a couple more squirting orgasms maybe more.

did this every time we had sex. Eventually got her to cum in less than five minutes every time.

then i took her for granted, she left, and I became a huge depressed pussy for over a year

yeah but where are you supposed to get it? is it one of those things that online "pharmacies" in india or wherever have? or is it more DW stuff?

Would like to know as well. For a friend.

Yeet

More than? Not really but I do enjoy having my face sat on.

Depends on the girl. At first its just sweaty smelling if she doesn't have chili dog pussy. Kinda salty sometimes like the other guy said slightly like penny taste. But if you have been going down on her for any amount of time it really tastes like nothing literally just tastes/feels like licking the inside or your upper lip.

No. Get yourself some quality pussy, you pussy.
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No I fucking hate it because I like the taste but hate the smell...fucking stinking

When I lost my v card the girl was really obsessed with sitting on my face. Wasn't that bad but it tasted like vinegar and iron

find someone hygienic
liars or people that also need to find someone hygienic

last gf was OCD about hygiene. her pussy and ass tasted like absolutely nothing and smelled like pheromones. only part of that relationship i really miss desu

Nah not really but I do get a hankering for it once in a while

When the girl is so fucking cute it's hard not to. If it's just some regular fuck or she's unattractive, hell no.

>finger a girl
>smells like literally nothing

I do. I stay hard for hours and never cum unless I basically meditate to the thought of an orgasm building up, so it's not really that enjoyable.

I tell my women that I'll fuck them however they want because it makes no difference to me, but I love exploring bodies and eating pussy so they need to bring friends home.

Would much rather, eat, finger, touch and rub than just thrust away, no woman has ever complained however. I'll still get them off with my cock once or twice in a session.

>every single relationship has failed because women feel inadequate in bed due to the fact I'm hard to get off, and no matter how much I explain so they take it personally

i like it but maybe not more than sex

but yeah eating pussy is fucking great

Go back to b with this garbage

You're a legend user.
Teach us the ways.
How often to you jack it?

I do.

Then I jerk off while she sits on my face.

But thats just me.

Maybe once a week, if I don't have a woman around. Never in a relationship.

No sexual appetite, until I get a woman in bed and then I just can't stop. Will literally fuck her rub her and eat her until she's too sensitive or raw to continue.

Is this high test or low? Honestly don't know, but I'm 31 and have been this way since about 12 when I lost vCard

? No bs, just truth. I'm not bragging, it's pretty annoying desu. I'd like to be able to just bury my cock for a quickie and cum. That'd be amazing

do you need to track calories if you eat pussy?

I feel you my man. There's nothing better than burying your face in it and serving the licc. Then pushing her knees to her chest and licking up and down from the asshole to the clit.

>mfw I eat ass on the first date

No.
Only pussies enjoy eating pussy. Your role is to penetrate.

oh hey me. i do

Well we weren't thus pussyfied until we lost WW2.
before that we pretty much obliterated everyone, it always took every single big power in the world to defeat us, suck a dick m8.

I got laid tonight and GOD DAMN her pussy literally smelled like flowers.

But fucking her was even better...

Pic semi-related. Girl from tonight and girl in photo look drastically alike

Why do you guys need to last long anyway? After nutting take a 30 second breather without taking it out and start thrusting again while flaccid. The stimulus alone will get you going and ready to go. It wouldn't bring you to orgasm until a few minutes when the sensation starts coming back but by then you would've been in there for a few minutes.

Well if you didn't use condoms you could do this. You don't... right, Veeky Forums?

I like eating pussy in that I really like just getting in there, like REALLY in there.

Nothing more erotic than coming up with a beard of juices, practically in your nose, embracing her and just fucking her brains out, giving her hickies and shit, eyes practically rolling back in her head.

Best Fuck of my life was when I did it to this short, thin as hell pixie cut chick. My fat ex was always grateful.

i feel u senpai

ITT: Cucks

like badly seasoned lamb

holy shit I have the same problem as you. It's really awkward when after an hour and a half of intense sex the only way I can get off is by rubbing it out for like 3 minutes over her face while she just stares lol

anyone else never held a girls hand before?

cant tell if hes being serious, but ill second this, super cereal

fpbp, eating pussy is beta and actually pretty dangerous considering almost all non-virgin women have HPV that can cause throat cancer

Vagina goo tastes extremely similar to your precum, not even trolling

only girl i ever went down on was my vegan ex and it tasted like literally nothing, like the skin on the back of my hand.

But i by far prefer the ol vagaroo to oral or any other stimuli.

I lick pussy so hard sometimes i get jaw doms

I feel that shit man. My ex used to cum in literal seconds, but she had a high sex drive as she was a virgin whos religion didnt allow masturbation.

That shit was cash making her cum like 4 times before I was even close to finishing.

Are you me user? Its a weird feeling, i too have to basically focus in order to finish.

My last gf tried to like surprise go down on me in public to be nice and kinky and all and after like 15 minutes I had to stand her up and leave cause there was no way in hell i was gonna finish any time soon. she felt all bad about it and thought it was stupid.

A true blessing and a curse

fuark bro I have to do the same shit. i blame porn.

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