>know guy >is 250 pounds of powerlifter strong fat >big guy as well Just as a contingency plan. If i were to hypothetically need to beat the shit out of this guy what is the way to go about it
im >short >lean muscle
help me out. always gotta be prepared
Levi Gutierrez
Grey pill for sure Imagine how fun it would be to morph into a cat or bird or something
Daniel Rogers
black pill and become Muad'Dib and rule the universe with an iron fist
Zachary Flores
grey pill senpai
Jace Moore
Same, it's honestly not even close.
Nathan Barnes
black pill and win the fucking lottery 20 times in a row until I can buy a country
Adam Martinez
>wanting to see your loved one's deaths as well as your own
Bentley Martinez
is there a Veeky Forums version ofthis
Samuel Campbell
Yes they're something like this
>A Gain 15 pounds of muscle and gain muscle twice as fast for life
>B 8% bodyfat forever
>C Get taller and more masculine features
>D Huge dick and trigger female orgasms at will
Adam Lewis
As a manlet, C. Those choices don't have downsides though
Luke Brooks
green pill
most of the pills would probably end up having negative impacts on your life
Brayden Roberts
Okay
>A Can never be below 17% bodyfat
>B You can only lift once a week, and only 3 lifts per workout
>C Go completely bald
>D You can never masturbate
Eli Jenkins
What's the ping on redpill?
Either B or D (leaning towards B)
Leo Collins
black pill, because i will never lose at gambling and will never have to work again
Cameron Cook
Pink Pill
>tfw no gf
Gabriel Gray
Green and gray are the only choices. Orange and red are dumb The rest are existentially scary
Kevin Fisher
>yellow pill >go to casino >seat at NL holdem table >know when to fold/bet >become trillionaire
Angel Ward
Or something like
>A Success, money, women and/or love all come to you with nothing bad happening to you so long as you don't dip over 10% bodyfat, if you do then you suffer an agonizing drawn out death
>B You find gains come easier to you but you can only workout once per week and it has to be for 10+ hours. If you try lifting any other days or parcelling that workload out, or don't lift that one day for 10 hours you actually lose gains rapidly.
>C You grow taller and develop 10/10 facial aesthetics but you go bald and any positive personality traits (like a good sense of humor, wittyness, etc.) are nerfed
>D You meet the love of your life but she'll leave you if you ever fap
Jordan Barnes
Why would you ever not pick the black pill?
Dat insider trading
Hunter Robinson
yeh this is ur second best bet, only thing is it says causes hassle which i dont want i dont even know what it is so yellow pill is just better play like poker at a casino and win a fuckton of money. also more fun that way
Adrian Powell
>insider trading >public
>stock trading from your own home >public
Anthony Torres
yeh i didnt really get what the last part meant. its good then but id still rather yellow pill just because u could use it for more than just making money ya know. same with black pill i guess but i dont want to constantly see spoilers of my life
Brody Gomez
Grey pill B turn 360 degrees and walk away A
Daniel Torres
To answer your question--don't fight him. Size makes a huge difference in fighting ability--even a fat guy can hit hard. Plus, if he has any martial arts training, or a background in wrestling, you will be power fucked. Plus if he has a weapon you will be fucked. Plus if he has friend you will be fucked. Or if someone calls the cops. Just swallow your ego, whatever you're pissed about is not worth the consequences of fighting.
Jordan Sanders
The benefits of green and pink are both included in grey if your smart. Grey is the patrician choice.
Evan Hughes
If you can see your own death you can avoid it dipshit
Aaron Morgan
Samefag. At least try to write differently...
Mason Thomas
You're a faggot. What if he was in a position to defend himself. It happens, he's smart to be prepared to have to handle a situation. Don't be such a twat.
How does a built manlet defeat a 250lb bearmode? Probably run or have a weapon. Definitely don't get close because if he grabs you you're fucked.
Tyler Mitchell
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Parker Myers
Pink pill. Love is the meaning of life.
Jonathan Mitchell
He is smart to run. Anything else puts him at unnecessary risk. The only time I see a fight being necessary is if you are defending another person who can't run. This is not the case, since he is posting about it ahead of time
Eli James
so i just have to hope that i have a weapon on me. well shit. what if its a social situation and tries to make me look like a bitch (im just covering all corners i hate to be unprepared). I'm to prideful to just let him get away with that. Would going for his eyes/groin work?
James Gomez
If you use a weapon on an unarmed person, even in defense, you will likely go to jail. You would have to be in a life threatening situation to justify that.
Fuck your pride, fighting someone because you're afraid of looking like a pussy is a shitty reason.
Dylan Miller
so its just a lose lose. damn.
Colton Wilson
Yellow. I'd get laid 5 times a day and be a millionaire within a year.
Xavier Diaz
>eyes groin
Abso-fucking-lutely. If you're in a life or death position bite his god damn cock off. You'll have a good story to tell.
If he gives you shit you have to use verbal judo. Its an art form that takes a lot of practice. Its a form of constructed communication that is designed to achieve a goal, unlike natural language which will get you into a fight real quick.
What kind of language would depend on the situation and what you're trying to achieve, but nevertheless you should google verbal judo. You'll get some good stuff.
Evan King
This or mind reading, everything else is trash
Joshua Edwards
Ur a fuckin rerarded edglord beta orbiter obsessed with my ex and her fucking insane fantasy world Threads reported. CPS informed. Cops are s arching for you and your crew. Hard. And one approaches me or tried to run game on me again and we gonna have real problems. Ur a fucking delusional stalker who knows nothing about other than what psycho ex girlfriends and roumour Mills from I'm 20 years ago. I'm not a fucking pedo. Never have been. Do us all a favor and fucking aanhero
Josiah Cruz
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Brandon Murphy
A: you can see the future B: you see your future death C: you avoid your death D: therefore what you saw was not the future
A and D contradict each other, meaning you're an idiot.
Jeremiah Nguyen
You're retarded
You see the future as it would be if you did not know anything
Obviously it changes a ton if you know shit
Xavier Adams
I thought about that for a bit as well. I think that, if it were to be a feasible thing, it would have to show you the results of your actions. So like, you see all of the possible futures and each action that leads to them.
Cooper Nguyen
Do krav maga ya dufus.
Jayden Rivera
Its like in the matrix when neo has a dream that trinity dies so he tells her to stay out of the matrix but that decision is exactly what leads her to die like in her dream so if he didn't act on that premonition she wouldn't have been in that situation fucking paradox's dude.
Juan Myers
If that is how the pill works, then it is worse than worthless--it is actually a detrimental thing. You are shown the future, but you are unable to change anything about it.
Noah Gutierrez
When outsized/outclassed, go for joints, soft spots, and sensory organs.
Isaac Hill
>outsized >go for soft spots and organs
He's talking about fighting him, not giving him a blowjob you faggot.
Aiden Wood
Is pink not the easiest answer?
Lincoln Perez
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Owen Taylor
You are mistaken, that user is correct. A surprise BJ is an excellent way to diffuse a tense gym situation.
Colton Mitchell
Pink would be horrible--the person would only love you because of some fucked up spell. It would feel meaningless.
Daniel Reed
Walk up to Scarlet Johanson. >sup sloot Excuse me?!??!?? >give me head, lol >wtf this blowjob sucks because you only love me for my pills.
Lincoln Long
Sure it sounds good as a free sex pill. Chances are however if you're looking for something meaningful like love it's a dumb pill, you want someone to love you for who you are. Forcing it on goes against the whole point and idea of love.
Secondly, why would you want your fuckbuddy to love you. That sounds awful.
Kayden Rodriguez
You got a girlish giggle out of me.
Aiden Ward
You are a virgin. Yeah that shit sounds good on paper. Its the plot to every Disney movie ever. You need to get your heart stomped on once or twice my friend, it'll set you right real quick.
Hudson Scott
I believe Red is the best pill. The other pills have too serious side-effects from a perspective of relationships, society and primarily psychologically.
Levi Moore
D the love of my life would never leave me if I fap.
Elijah White
A lot of these aren't great.
Yellow: good Green: bugs would hit your face Blue: I wouldn't die in my 30s to be good at a sport. Orange: Or I could just smoke weed Red: Phones Grey: good Pink: for beta fags Black: too many ways this could be shit
So really it comes down to Yellow or Grey. I think Yellow is the most functional in daily life.
Benjamin Carter
green pill, with orange pill in a distant 2nd.
Zachary Campbell
D sounds like fun
Joshua Diaz
down side is you don't get the other 3 options
Julian Mitchell
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Christian Rodriguez
Yellow of course - uni and work is then a piece of cake.
Other than that - green, but those conditions makes it redundant (besides - without fortitude to survive speeds and higher atmosphere you're severely set back).
Jeremiah Watson
A lot of professional athletes shorten their lifespan for the chance to be the best at what they do, it's not that outlandish
Isaac Kelly
Yellow is bad for a lot of the same reasons that Black is bad. Reading minds will eventually make you very paranoid.
Justin Garcia
imagine to have wings thats support you entiery in flight, or a larger dong, or a female body, nice and thicc body. the perfect body to gloat in or to aim for. so many posibilities for good feels, experiences and A E S T H E T I C S.
personally i would either become the perfect trap or a futanari to name two (lowkey homo)
Lucas Russell
Black one of course. Knowing future would make trading too ez. I would get more money than i can use. And tons of money can compensate pretty much any other ability listed, excluding mind reading maybe.
Luke Butler
fuck that, i'm going sandworm mode with the grey pill
Oliver King
>be liberal >would choose red pill fuck
Anthony Rogers
Grey pill if it doesn't tear up my clothes every time I shapeshift into a bear.
Ryder Rodriguez
black pill is miles ahead of everything else. it would make you rich, powerful and everything you dream of.
Jaxson Wood
>Gray pill >can shapeshift into anything >anything Shapeshift into god and give yourself the rest of the pills oh and also omnipotence and the schmucks who make these shitty games really need to be specific with their limits lmao fampai
Daniel Wright
Yellow pill can even defeat black pill. The only problem is the 5 times a day limitation, so you'd have to have a good plan before confronting black pill users.
Joseph Martinez
Boxer here
Don't fight him if possible. If you have to fight him then fight dirty.
You'll probably get your ass kicked though, I've learned from experience that size matters. If I'm sparring with a BIG GUY (I'm a 5'7 65kg fighter) I get bullied around. If they hit me and I cover up I'll still lean off balance, if they hit me clean then it hurts. if I try to hit them and they're covering up it doesn't really do as much as it would if they weren't covering.
And if they decide to just lean on me and push me into a corner or something, I can't really do much about it.
Size matters, if you gotta fight on the street then don't fight fair. The best intentions and all the will power in the world can't get blood out of a stone.
Cameron Jackson
I would do shit like go to Rich Piana's gym and morph into a slightly bigger and more handsome version of him and just sort of fuck around a bit.
100% I would go to meet Lee Priest and turn into a slightly shorter and less jacked manlet 1 on 1 and then when other people were around turn into a really tall jacked guy.
Ryan Evans
He thinks he's gonna mma a 250lb powerlifter with NRA certification and a concealed carry permit
I'll be sure to order the flowers for your funeral when the security cameras show you were a deadly threat and he puts a bullet in you for acting like a ghetto niglet
At least the boxer has some common sense and not a death wish like OP
Andrew Ross
god doesn't have a shape, stupid
Connor Taylor
>thinking God has form lmaoing at ur theology.
Connor Anderson
Seiously now, who the fuck are them.
Adrian Johnson
Well, you would see them eventually anyway.
Josiah Davis
You can only shapeshift into things that exist
Chase Ortiz
Winning against that guy in a fight is stupid barehanded.
Carry a weapon around if you don't want to fucking die
Jackson Allen
Who said anything about needing a form or shape? The prompt simply said shifting my shape into anything. "Anything" includes "everything". Technically I according to the prompt I could shapeshift into gravity, or electricity, or (you) or you're waifu because all of those things are examples of anything, which god is. Lrn2ruleslawyer, faggos.
Michael Martinez
I don't think you understand the meaning of the word "shapeshift"
Ethan Ortiz
Practice Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. It will give you the ability to use his weight against him. Royce Gracie did shit like this all the time early in his career.
>pic related: two men in a BJJ match
Julian Torres
>shape >the quality of a distinct object or body in having an external surface or outline of specific form or figure
Grayson Carter
can't see shit. can you remove the black box taking up 50% of the picture so i can better see this martial art or are you guarding some kind of secret?
Zachary Hill
The first definition of shapeshift on google is "the ability of a being or creature to completely transform its physical form or shape." So, according to the prompt, I can completely transform my physical form or shape, into anything. Anything is any of the examples I've used previously, including god.
Liam Jackson
you would not shapeshift, you would turn into a concept
it's like "you can lift anything" and going oh I'll just lift time and teleport into the future
Levi Cooper
Behind the black box shows the form for our raging stallion technique, which we only allow members of our Raging Stallion gym learn.