Be Danish

>Be Danish
>Studying Danish history.

>Germany declares war
>Surrenders before any fighting happens

Are Europeans allowed to think good things about themselves?

The fuck is that supposed to mean?

exactly what I said

I'm Danish. I think Denmark is a good country and in my experience so do most people who live here. Most Europeans think their country or region is good.

I don't understand what you're asking.

He's an Amerimutt who thinks white guilt and self-hatred are taught in Europe to the same extent as it is in America.

FUCK DANES AND THEIR NORWEGIAN DOGS

>/pol/tards

It is not taught (too much) in schools but quite propagated in the media. The difference is that people don't give a fuck and love their country and people regardless.

t. Dutchman

problem?

Let's be frank, what's propagated in the media is just gratuitous and dishonest virtual signaling.
>"Gosh we are sorry what our ancestors did to your ancestors, I'm so glad we've become much more responsible and humane."
>"Alright back to our regular programming."

please send more books my eminent authors on rune stones and ancient sites

Dude nobody gives a shit.

t.other dutchman

>one user says fuck off /pol/tard
>other user says okay yeah the media does bombard us with self-hate but the average person doesn't care

That escalated quickly.

that's my point

DO

IT

AGAIN

I'm not really sure how I planned this but I felt like I needed to include something from the Danish-Prussian war of 1864

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I hate the vikings, but will make an exception for King Cnut The Great.
King if England, Denmark and Norway and lord of the North Sea Empire.
Respectful ruler due to his keenness to observe English customs and fairness to his danish and English subjects

I don't agree with White guilt but I do think people should acknowledge the crimes of their ancestors.

As a relatively old settler from a New World country I do feel quite sorry for the natives but things were quite different than.

>Be Danish
>Lose Pomerania to the krauts
>Lose Sweden to the Vasas
>Lose Norway to the Swedes
>Lose Schleswig-Holstein to the Prussians
>Lose your colonies to the Anglos
>Lose fucking Iceland to the Icelanders
>WE WUS ON DA VURGE O GREATNESS N SHEEEEEIT

Of course it sucks but people are incapable of teaching about their past atrocities without going full retard and saying all "whites" must castrate themselves, along with colossal institutions forming that profit from the eternal self-hate/scapegoat circlejerk.
Needs to be taught like "that's how it is on this bitch of an earth".

What did he mean by this? Americans aren't allowed for obvious reasons, don't try to apply American standards to proper nations.

When was Denmark ever "great?" Wasn't it always just a Norwegian province?

was it autism?

>mfw Its gone more than two hours since I betrayed and killed a Swedish noble

>Start the Middle Ages owning the entirety of Scandinavia, plus Finland, Iceland and Greenland
>Lose everything except some miniscule islands in the Baltic, Northern part of Jutland and the frozen eskimo-infested rock that is Greenland.

>Be Croatian
>Studying Croatian history

>be Croatian
>be taught history of glorious Croatia
>learn later it wasn't all that glorious
>best bits (Yugoslavia) have to be learned on your own
>parents get sick of shit life in a shit country full of rhetoric
>leave and never look back
Now like all Westerners I go and visit Croatia in the summer for a few weeks. O think most of my old friends and acquaintances resent me for it. But it is what it is, I still have very two goos friends with whom I hang out with when I visit and that's all I need desu.

Fuck Croatia and fuck (most) Croatians.

Don't forget he timed his pilgrimage to Rome at the exact time that one HRE was supposed to get coronated

The rulers of Danmork were from Danmork.

You poor bastards were everyone's bitches just like the Serbs.

its pretty depressing to read the extent to which Croats were nazi lapdogs during ww2

at least the beaches are nice though

Based

voff voff

>Wasn't it always just a Norwegian province?
Literally the exact opposite. How dumb are you?

Hi, /pol/. We appreciate that you're trying, but the quality of your bait hasn't improved in quite a few years now.

we will have the last laugh sven,
you can bet on that

>Be proud Amerimutt
>Study Amerimutt History

What were they supposed to do, get raped and then surrender like Belgium and the Netherlands?

>Surrenders before any fighting happens
What did he mean by this?

>Be Panamanian
>Study Panamanian history

>Get liberated from columbian rule by Amerimutt gunboat Diplomacy
>We split your country in half with a canal
>We stick around and give the canal back later

>columbian rule

What?

>be mexican
>study mexican history

Just nuke the country please, or annex it or whatever, anything to remove the blind patriotism/nationalism born there.

You know the country, Colombia? You aren't that dumb, right?

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Was it autism?

>Be Norwegian
>Study Chinese history

>be american
>study american history

*Propagand

no
no doubt in my mind, yes.

>be azerbaijani
>study azerbaijani history

>Be Anglo
>Study Venetian history.

europeans arent allowed to think at all

>t. assmad euro

>their country
not for much longer

>Germany
>Danes

>Europoors
>thinking at all
Have you been to commie threads?

>Be Belgian
>Study Belgian history
Leopold II truly was our greatest king.

>Germans united
>slavs mostly united
>south slavs united
>Britons united
>French united
>iberians united
>italians united

>scandinavians ??????

Whats going on here?

the danes were feudalcucks so the kalmar union failed. blame them if anything

>Germans united
>England, Germany, Switzerland, Austria and Liechstenstein are separate countries

>england
what did nigel mean by this?

>The English (ANGLO-SAXONS) aren't a germanic people
>English isn't a germanic language
k den

>Germans united
Like the user above said, no they're not
>Slavs mostly united
Dude, look at a map
>South slavs mostly united
Ever seen the balkans?
>Britons united
You mean living in three countries (Great Britain, Ireland, France)
>French united
Belgium disagrees
>Iberians united
Spain and Portugal are not one country
>Italians united
Fair enough

in that case scandinavia would have to be a part of greater germany to make some sort of pan-germanic über state. england is barely european anyway so fuck off.