Manlets escaped manlet pit

>manlets escaped manlet pit
>we had to spent entire day throwing them back

make it deeper

>we had to spent entire day
not much blood getting all the way to the top eh

This would never have happened on /fitlit/

this
/fitllit/ was rad as heck pham

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ok this has to be the funniest one so far.

These will never stop being funny

Is that "Big" Z?

>Went to the freeweights
>They were 2,99
>Went to the freewights
>They're throwing ice and shit

Just kill me.

>manlets form a human tower to ascend to the realm of normal men
>the short beasts are stout and seem to plant themselves into the ground when threatened
>they run around and bite at your ankles when you try to capture them
>the normal men fall to the ground as hordes of subhuman manlets overwhelm them
>the manlets throw the humans into the pit
>they failed to realize that the normal men can simply climb out
>manlets get captured by the reformed ranks of the men
>the captured manlets are forced to dig the pit deeper
it was a pretty good workout desu

>Walking into the gym.
>Forget to scan my card at reception, big mistake.
>Turn back and walk towards the front desk, hoping the nice lady at the front will forgive me for this simple misunderstanding.
>She grins at me, my mind relaxes, but then I see her hand reach for a switch.
>FUCK
>The floor collapses inwards, and I fall into the musty pit below.
>FUCKFUCKFUCK
>When I scramble to my feet, I notice I'm not alone.
>I'm surrounded by a dozen other manlets, some as tall as 5'10", others as little as 4'11".
>An alarm sounds, and almost immediately the fight begins.
>Most of the other manlets are just flailing at each other, not much of a threat to me.
>I grab one by the ankles and use him as a weapon to fend of the others.
>As I cut swathes of manlets down, I make eye contact with a manlet lord across the room.
>He's wielding two manlets at once, spinning like a helicopter rotor.
>We're both making a path towards the centre of the room.
>I brace myself

>not welding the lid of the manlet pit shut and flooding it every hour

we pour oil down the sides of the pit now, kind of like a reverse pic related
its's funny to see the manlets try to climb the up and fail

>manlet pit got covered in shit again
>the manlets won't stop throwing it everywhere
>janitor doesn't come in for another hour

Can't we just take them all out back and shoot them?

spray them down with hoses

But that costs money, and manlets aren't worth money.

i'll have to talk to the gym manager about installing oil flows

at the moment we're dealing with a potential revolt, this manlet in an altitude mask came and dropped off another manlet in a batman costume the other day, he's been trying to climb out all this past week and you can hear chanting coming from the pit every once in a while. getting a bit worried

>lanklets are too tall for the blood to circulate to their brain

>tfw chosen for gym janitor duty for next week

>tfw these posts are funny but as a manlet they're also hurtful

Pls stop bully

How tall are you little friend