/fraud/ Steroids general

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No sauce talk

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1st for 600mg a week

Past half a year I've been in a rut and usually pulled an all nighter once a week cuz I'm NEET.

I was on track really good for almost a month now but I just woke up at 3:40pm in the afternoon so it looks like I'll probably just skip my workouts today and tomorrow to reset.

Thoughts?

If you're not on DNP fuck off you're a pussy.

What is considered a pretty low dosage of Dbol that wouldn't do much?

>Voluntarily missing workouts

Never ever gonna make it

Why not just gym in the evening phaggot

>"don't worry brah just take 500 mg that's only slightly more than 2mg/lb nobody has died on that low of a dose"
>le 36 hour half life face
>le 1.5k accumulation face
>le dead

It's possible but I can't imagine how long it would take to get back on schedule like that

I could possibly go to the gym around 10pm...

I love how people say it cures cancer, it kills cancer cells. Something your immune system does already. However it releases enough free radicals to cause PN, something you get from years of drinking. I would have to imagine it causes healthy cell death aswell. Imagine what dnp does to your fucking heart.

stop being a little bitch

Stop being fat

Clem is more dangerous for your heart than DNP. It doesn't speed up heart rate or like clean or EC does.

I was recommended some kind of supplement to keep my blood pressure down while on superdrol but I cant remember the name of it, I think it was some kind of root. Any suggestions?

>not using DNP to get to single digit bf

You've probably never seen your abs

Aspirin

Post a pic lardass. If you have to use dnp to get abs you're fucking fat baka

Never mind I remeber now, it was Hawthorne Berry

Because there aren't plenty of fucking diets that are natural that will get you to single digit bodyfat in like 4 weeks without causing cancer and eating through muscle.

>6'4"
>172 lbs
>11.5% bf

biggest guy at the gym t b h

Please post what you think is single digit bodyfat tubby

It cures cancer

My bad nvm I thought you were saying there weren't diets that could get you low BF

For you, I think a program like pic related will give u great results

>mfw 1g ED 30th day levels
whatever it fucking takes lmao

Holocaust tier that's how much I weighed before I started lifting

Pls kys you absolute baboon

DNP separates boys from men.

I take a shitload of DHTs and I only use keto shampoo e3d but I leave it in for a minute or so after it's sudsed up. I've always had some thinning on my right temple but none of my left which is kinda weird but I may pick up some minox to see if it'll come back.

Coinbase?

You're completely right. Only a impatient child takes dnp to cut only to put the weight back on afterwards because they're undisciplined.

Haha nice DNP bro. Sorry to hear about those Erectile Dysfunction problems and your girlfriend left you but at least you got that trophy body for 2 days out of the season!

Actually, I am pretty fat desu. Why do you think I know so much about DNP?

what do you notice from 100mg proviron?

Are you the guy that's on a ton of proviron? Mirin genes

I'm not even sure if I'm shedding. Adding compounds make my brain go "I might lose hair" and then I'm constantly checking if it really happens

Did a shredded guy on DNP fuck your gf or something?

A nice boner

Also some water sheds

Maybe some sense of wellbeing but it's really hard to compare how you normally feel

I don't have a gf hahahahaha

WINNY VS ANAVAR for lean bulk faggots?

Did you know your cum turns yellow because there is DNP in it? So your jizz can actually raise your girlfriends metabolism. Great way to get her to cut down on weight without even saying anything.

is DHT a useful steroid?

would rubbing DHT cream on ur dick before ur done puberty make it bigger

would injecting DHT into ur delt be a good pre workout (powerful androgen that releases fast) and probably cheaper than cheque drops?

A DNP alpha stole her away? It's okay brah there's many fish in the sea.

yeah if you don't mind being bald at 25

2 different people but I've used dnp before. It's poison and pointless for 99% of people. I could see a pro using it but I can guarentee even Ronnie or Heath don't touch the shit.

Sorry didnt know there was a new thread

Ronnie doesn't even touch his autistic yesss buddie preworkout

I fraud because I don't place any value on my life and wouldn't mind if I dropped dead

wtf how autistic are you m8?

just go to the gym this evening and go at the normal time tomorrow?

how is this so hard?

Sdrol.

Tren it up pucciboy. 500 surplus will make you gain lean mass as well as keeping you hard and dry.

stop

tfw tren + DNP + Clen + EC stack with TRT test dose

clen AND ec
Say hello to that heart attack for me at 50

whoops neither did I. check old one for related reply, can't adequately quote cross thread on this POS phone

>wanting to be old

NORMIE

yep got it. thanks for your input man

in the other thread i just asked how BCAA would interract with Yohimbine in terms of
insulin?

I usually take BCAA with fasted cardio, is that fine?

>half life 3 comes out in 2055
>Die in 2054 from clen AND ec

Valine and isoleucine can be glucogenic so they could spike insulin in theory, probably best to avoid bcaas within a few hours of yohimbine. And desu you almost definitely don't need them if you vary your protein sources, bcaas are a meme for crossfitters.

muscle catabolism through fasted cardio is an absolute meme. nigger. but afaik bcaas should not really hurt the yohi effect, might need to google for concise answers though. oh and slam down 1-3g of taurine with the yohi if you have some lying around.

never mind then, no bcaas for you lol

Not all that much, some vascularity and maybe better erections. I'll be dropping it down to probably 100mg soon.

Yeah I'm on a bunch of shit. But I generally just ignore checking for shedding otherwise I'll get all obsessive and it's not worth it.

Methyl-dht is nice for an oral, gives me that tunnel vision at the gym, it's either the weights or I'm thinking about fucking one of the girls there.

You could rub all the dht you want on your dick but in reality any results will be negligible and you'll always have a micropenis.

>nigger
alright cheers. I thought Lyle Mcdonald (recommend BCAA with fasted cardio) was generally pretty onto it but i guess i actually got memed

why does the left one's face look both super cute and incredibly eerie and unsettling? this gets my noggin joggin

nope he does not, pic related. also I noticed I wrote taurine in my previous reply, I of course meant tyrosine as he lists here. fuck I should really stop lurking/posting while busy lmao

>that comfy feeling of waiting for your new items to arrive in the mail

For me it's anything but. They usually take anything from four days to two weeks to get here and the paranoia until they arrive is absolutely real lmao

Her smile is like.. TOO perfect. Like the models you see at a dentist

bumping for MasT's hair stack

imagine if i had really taken 3g of taurine ontop of caffiene and yohimbine. you could have killed me breh

probably that yeah. looks even shopped if viewed at full resolution. what do I care, would still breed like cattle, I'm just saying, she gives me weird vibes.

kek, yeah sorry, was busy and didn't realize my mistake at first. but you shouldn't do anything people tell you on an indonesian foreskin tattooing newsletter anyway :^)

Lots of pumpkin seed oil and denial

>you could have killed me breh
Or you could just have realized that couldn't have been what he meant. Do you also charge your iphone in the microwave?

anyone here have a pre sex drug stack/routine?

I got my hands on some cheque drops and the sex is amazing

she came over and we did some lines of meth

prior I popped a cialis and a washed it down with a couple cheque droppers

snorted a fat line, got a massive throbbing hard on from the rush and she blew me right there. shit was so cash

thne after a few minutes of recovery I fucked her ass and made her bleed

then I kcikd her out haha

I'm so fuvking alpha Bros

these cheque drops stuff is AMAZING

It's yet another episode of "technically I should judge and berate you but I've done similar and worse before". Don't make pre-sex-mibol a habit though, it's a downward spiral.

What are you so paranoid about? If a police intercepts your packaging (won't happen) just say you do not know what is in this package.

Stop larping you faggot

How genetics work boys? If someones parents were gifted athletically and then also had used those traits competitively does the baby inherit good gain genes. Asking for a friend.

Oh I know, I never claimed it to be rational or anything. I just worry hard as fuck until I hold it in my hands, always did with stuff like this, even though I'm not prone to anxiety in any way or form otherwise.

also
>order huge amounts at once so I can BnC for ages without having to worry like described above too often
>ordering huge amounts has me worrying even harder because at some point they will claim clear intent to sell (even if I have none) and not believe my dindu nuffin excuse
lmao I hate it

Put your package on the counter and write "return to sender" on it and leave it on your table for 1 week if you are paranoid. If the cops come it shows you clearly did not want that package

Nah, as soon as I have it I bunker it away safely, it's literally just the way from source to me that has me worried, because the times vary so greatly. Probably just autism, or revenge for being such a calm and collected lad otherwise lel

So I "ordered" my first cycle of test E and I need some further information beyond.

First of all it's 300mg of 10x1ml Test E from magnus pharma.
i need to know what kind of of equipment i need.(needle type&length etc)

Furthermore does it make sense to be cutting while on test?
Spare me the obvious like focussing on gaining mass , I dont care much about that. Im pretty happy with my muscle mass, in fact people already think Im on roids despite having low testosterone levels (3ng)

Why the fuck does it matter if your testosterone levels drop while taking a non-testosterone steroid?

I mean, testosterone isn't that fucking special that you NEED testosterone in your body or your dick will fall off.

A non-testosterone steroid should be able to effectively replace it, provided it is sufficiently androgenic.

How do you hide it safely?

Nowhere, officer ;^) my house is old as dirt and has some convenient hiding places that you literally CANNOT identify as such if you don't know what to look for. I could have a swat team storm the place and they'd find naught but cobwebs, implying they don't just tear down some walls but why in all nine hells would they in the first place.

Read the reddit steroids wiki, like it says in the OP

What is your motivation for using steroids then?

You want to look better, but don't want to gain muscle mass?

So you want to lose fat and prevent muscle loss?

Steroids can be effective for that. Especially for the latter.

For fat loss, I'd recommend something else. Depends how much you want to lose, how lean you're looking to get.

And you seriously bought test without knowing what needles of needles to use? Come on

>men don't need testosterone to feel normal
Ok then Goldberg.

Use your brain.

How does testosterone exert its effect?

It activates androgen receptors all over the body, influencing gene expression in the trillions of the cells in the body.

What do other, non-testosterone anabolic steroids do?

They bind to androgen receptors all over the body, albeit in different affinities in each tissue.

What's the difference?

If all the receptors are getting at least the same activation, there should be not be any symptoms of low testosterone.

>every steroid has the same affinity for androgen receptors as testosterone
Ok then buddy, just pop some estrogen, it's only a few functional groups off from testosterone

That assumes that every steroid has the exact same affinity for androgen receptors and that there's no difference in any of the androgen receptors. It's possible for a molecule to activate some receptors but not others, that's how SERMs and SARMs work.

Nobody knows dude. Hormones aren't science they're magic. Like pussy or brownies.

About to creep stalk a trainer QT from the gym and ask her out. Wish me luck boys

Yes. I acknowldeged that.

But unless it is a compound that is very anabolic, not very androgenic, a supraphyisological dose should more than make up for the lowered testosterone.

Do the math.

>just realized my raws supplier sells cialis powder for 88 cents a gram

aw jesus christ

another thing to add to the list for my next order :)

>when ur Chinese cialis is just 5 penis wine
:(

You know anabolic/androgenic ratios are based on muscle and prostate growth in rats, right? It's not like you can look at the chemical structure and assign an exact androgenicity rating. All androgens have the same general structure, changing the functionalization of that structure will affect its ability to bind to different androgen receptors.

who is penis wine and what does he do with the chinese?

>there are people who literally believes orals are liver toxic


You can munch on superdrol every day for 10 years and be 100% fine.

There are alcoholics who take shit 10x more liver toxic overall and end up living till the 80s and 90s

That's why I poop white on 30mg sdrol a day?

kys in the most heinous way you can come up with

which incidentally might be liver failure kek