Lifting for years

I did it and got laid every weekend in every club i went lol stay a virgin faggot

Lmao you always pay for bitches be it dinner or gas for the car

if you're a loser maybe

Buy an escort if you really care, otherwise, deal with it.

>projecting
Does it suck not having any money?
L m a o

>tfw originally started to lift for women
>now just lift for myself and to maintain aesthetic greek aesthetics
don't fall for the vaginal jew or you'll get JUSTED like saint brendan

the only thing women are good for is giving you children :^)

Who is this semen demon?

>tfw got a braphog gf 2 weeks ago

why have i been listening to this for seven minutes ffs

Keep listening you will drown in pussy!!! ;D

My Pepe fold keeps growing...

>tfw lifting made me cripplingly insecure so now i dont get laid even though im more attractive
the idea of someone viewing me sexually is so ridiculous to me that even when I can have sex i'm too embarassed of myself to even try
like in the last 3 months there have been 4 times when i was at MOST 10 minutes away from having sex but i just chose not to.

Top kek. These actually work. A famous /v/ user cured his autism and grew a vagina with them.

Go tip your fedora elsewhere. There's nothing wrong with getting things done through placebo effect.

Imagine your body is simply an avatar and it's the avatar that is being looked at sexually.

Then just sit back and watch as the avatar get's laid and jack off in your mind to the whole thing.

No, it counts. Chicks approach me now and expect confidence and extroversion and all that jazz. Boy, are they ever in for a surprise when they meet me.

t.never fucked a woman from the general public

>>/adv/18250471

but the avatar is fat and ugly and embarasses the me in my brain (which in this analogy is guess could be referred to as the "spiritual cuckold")

>this thread

>What the fuck this is impossible.
No amount of weight lifting and muscle gain can make up for your total lack of social skills.

I suggest working on that.

B r e h s . . .

thanks i'm gonna listen 2 both of these simultaneously

>haven't lifted a year in my life
>lost my virginity a couple months back to a chubby girl I met online and lied to about how she looked
lower your standards, you can afford to raise them back up once you've gotten rid of the problem

Not always user. I've got an ex girlfriend/fuck buddy that comes over fucks and leaves. I haven't even bought her a meal in 2.5 years that we've had this arrangement. And I don't even pay emotionally..If we text at all it's about what we want to do each other. I literally don't even know where she works, lives, or what she's going to school for.

>Lift for two years
>Sad KHV
>Stop lifting and join a social circle of Chads, go out constantly, experience constant repetition of meeting girls
>Get qt azn gf, happier than how I was lifting and a KHV

Really makes me think

Just get an escort.

>join a social circle of Chads
How

Lifting doesn't get you laid, talking to girls does. Lifting just makes it easy to talk to girls without them rejecting you so easily.

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wrong pic

why dont you just put your dick into the hole of your weights

>tfw gf looks like this
I made it.

Am friends with lots of Chads. Sports teams is your best bet, but Chads are everywhere. Once you have friends and they start inviting you to parties, you get to know more people. Your social circle widens till you can go to parties and meet lots of friends from different social circles.
Become a good story teller.
I can tell the tritest, most trivial story about how I wanted to get coins for the washing machine from my old landlady but she was occupied watching swedish crime shows. Had a group of friends roaring with laughter, not because the story's content was good but my delivery, nuance, relating context etc was on point. When Im with old friends and we're recounting the shit we did when we were younger, Im often asked to tell the story since I do tell them very well.
But Ive always been loud, assertive and somewhat obnoxious, and me talking about the most out there stuff was well-received. Practice makes perfect

You pay her with ur time fucking retard

ENJOY YOUR AIDS YOU FAT NIGGER LOL

thanks I feel like banging a hot stacy already

You don't go to the gym for fuck, you go to the mall.

> find mall
> go there
> find food court
> go there
> find college,high school, or middle school girls
> sex acquired

what the fuck dude if you even went out on weekends you could get laid by accident

i know coz i did and have been dancing with more girls than you can google

[You are now on the list.]

Find a desperate """voluptuous""" girl and fuck her a few times, then leave her in the dust when you can move up to the next rung of the ladder

not even him but
>being this salty

>Middle School
MODS

yeah just find some girls at the mall nd get laid bro xddddd

I'm new to Veeky Forums.
So whats the story with this? Video creates subliminal confidence?

No really I'm curious as to what you are selling here.

How? I'm not exceptionally great looking or ripped and I still lost mine in High School. Unless you're delusional like Elliot was and have unhealthy views of women and sex, I can't see how.

How do get a body like OP

I was still a virgin at 18, all my friends got laid and I was desperate as fuck.
During my vacation to berlin was super tempted to just go to an escort. Decided to not do it and a few months later I met a cute girl, we dated for 8 months and I lost my virginity to her.

It made me realize how unimportant having sex is, but what I really was missing out on was having an emotional and loving relationship with a woman. Fucking an escort won't solve your problem man, instead put yourself out there and meet some girls.

genetics, leg/ass routines

mostly genetics though

you are fucking retarded as fuck,
sex is sex
the only way not to pay is rape

yeah yeah, im sure biches just jump on your dick for no fukcing reason at all
you walk down the street and they just suck you off
it must be annoying being you, how do you even get to work?
with all those ho's getting in your way
you must be tripping over pussy with every fucking step
fuckin' idiot

you're missing a few steps between finding girls and sex acquired

Leave while you can, friend

Go out, dress well, be confident and met some girls.

If get reject won't be nuclear reject like neckbeard.