>at the gym doing squats
>this creature teleports in front of you
>it grabs your dick
What to do lads?
At the gym doing squats
cum
Ask her where the pot of gold is hidden
you're being mean. OP is a phaggot as usual
look up at her because im a fucking manlet
/thread
Shoo shoo gains goblin
Looks like Uma from the Witcher
Do you think her service dog mounts and knots her? That would be hot.. according to my friend :)
>5 mins into thalidomide and chill and she gives you this look
>dancing
How?
i've always wanted to fuck a midget, I think it would be just as wide as a normal pussy but not as deep. we could have acrobat style sex.
/yourwrists
Found the manlet.
Or you just get a normal girl because they're much smaller to us anyways.
Imagine there's no Mr Bean and the turkey has a wig
Real mature man. So funny, lets make fun of people who were born disabled. Fucking jaded losers you should seriously do us a favor and kill your self.
>tfw her limited range of motion allows her to destroy every bench record just by holding the bar in place
Ask her to let go of my penis
>le whiteknights of the reddit order has arrived
>"teehee no!"
>starts to pull your pants down
What do you do now?
Kek
>not running thalidomide
How does one plan on making it?
turn around, bend over and touch the fucking floor for her viewing pleasure
You don't even know what white knighting is dumb cunt. It means defending a girl despite her not deserving it to gain her approval.
>even a deformed troglodyte is a vapid whore
Women's right were a mistake
How did she grab my penis while my pants were on?
Why would you defend that bitch?
She loves partying and being a whore.
Do you ignore all that just because she looks like a chicken nugget with a pair of hands?
Those small claws can grab through anything
kek
This. Must suck having phocomelia. Also edgy highschoolers to get off my fucking subchan, and delete their accounts.
>sub
Never fucked a midget but I've fucked a girl that was 4'10, her pussy was unusually tight but it was just as deep as a normal pussy, I'm almost 8 inches but I still went balls deep
trips of truth
>stop laughing at things that are funny
Can she bench 40x her body weight?
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>If you aren't at least 6'4 swipe left
t. deform leprechaun
Would smash with the force of a trillion dying suns
re__it
....
Do...do you know her name?
And did you bottom out or could she take more..like an extra inch and a quarter.
Just curious..
lolol
FUCK YOU FAGGOTS
Day 4 of nofap and now you force me to jerk it to midget porn. I can always count on you fags to fuck me up
Sure is noticeably reddit in here
Hnnnng
That looks like a pretty nice perk boob in there
I didn't bottom out but I was definitely in her posterior fornix, I could feel her cervix rubbing against my dick, on a related note if you have a fetish for extremely small women you should probably go to Thailand, those bitches are tiny (the womanlet I fucked was white tho)
tfw she would still friend zone me
I don't blame her, if I was that short I'd probably want to breed with an extremely tall person too, that way my kids wouldn't be manlets
. . . that is not how it works, user.
nut den keep bumpin
She's %60 head and ass. Those are my favorite things.