At the gym doing squats

>at the gym doing squats
>this creature teleports in front of you
>it grabs your dick
What to do lads?

cum

Ask her where the pot of gold is hidden

you're being mean. OP is a phaggot as usual

look up at her because im a fucking manlet

/thread

Shoo shoo gains goblin

Looks like Uma from the Witcher

Do you think her service dog mounts and knots her? That would be hot.. according to my friend :)

>reddit

>5 mins into thalidomide and chill and she gives you this look

>dancing

How?

i've always wanted to fuck a midget, I think it would be just as wide as a normal pussy but not as deep. we could have acrobat style sex.

/yourwrists

Found the manlet.

Or you just get a normal girl because they're much smaller to us anyways.

Imagine there's no Mr Bean and the turkey has a wig

Real mature man. So funny, lets make fun of people who were born disabled. Fucking jaded losers you should seriously do us a favor and kill your self.

>tfw her limited range of motion allows her to destroy every bench record just by holding the bar in place

Ask her to let go of my penis

>le whiteknights of the reddit order has arrived

>"teehee no!"
>starts to pull your pants down
What do you do now?

Kek
>not running thalidomide
How does one plan on making it?

turn around, bend over and touch the fucking floor for her viewing pleasure

You don't even know what white knighting is dumb cunt. It means defending a girl despite her not deserving it to gain her approval.

>even a deformed troglodyte is a vapid whore
Women's right were a mistake

How did she grab my penis while my pants were on?

Why would you defend that bitch?
She loves partying and being a whore.
Do you ignore all that just because she looks like a chicken nugget with a pair of hands?

Those small claws can grab through anything

kek

This. Must suck having phocomelia. Also edgy highschoolers to get off my fucking subchan, and delete their accounts.

>sub

Never fucked a midget but I've fucked a girl that was 4'10, her pussy was unusually tight but it was just as deep as a normal pussy, I'm almost 8 inches but I still went balls deep

trips of truth

>stop laughing at things that are funny

Can she bench 40x her body weight?

...

>If you aren't at least 6'4 swipe left

t. deform leprechaun

Would smash with the force of a trillion dying suns

re__it

....
Do...do you know her name?
And did you bottom out or could she take more..like an extra inch and a quarter.
Just curious..
lolol

FUCK YOU FAGGOTS
Day 4 of nofap and now you force me to jerk it to midget porn. I can always count on you fags to fuck me up

Sure is noticeably reddit in here

Hnnnng

That looks like a pretty nice perk boob in there

I didn't bottom out but I was definitely in her posterior fornix, I could feel her cervix rubbing against my dick, on a related note if you have a fetish for extremely small women you should probably go to Thailand, those bitches are tiny (the womanlet I fucked was white tho)

tfw she would still friend zone me

I don't blame her, if I was that short I'd probably want to breed with an extremely tall person too, that way my kids wouldn't be manlets

. . . that is not how it works, user.

nut den keep bumpin

She's %60 head and ass. Those are my favorite things.