Sex thread

>If you have gone to a brothel, what was it like?

it was ok. girl smoked before and after--so no kissing, no GF experience. but otherwise she tried to make me have a good time and was courteous and professional. loose pussy, was like sticking my dick in a bucket of warm water.

lol they have Yelp reviews.
I guess Europe is better because I'm sure the women are more cleaner.

>more cleaner

>go to Brothel in Europe
>rent a room with the most expensive girl there
>pull down her skirt and start eating her out
>mouth starts burning
>what the hell is going on
>it feels like I have bleach in my mouth
>go to doctor
>he tells me that I have chemical burns consistent with chugging bleach
>tell him about the whore
>he laughs and tells me they are more cleaner than human
>mfw

how to measure my penis? base to tip right?

Friendly reminder that you can contract HSV 1 & 2, and HPV from a person with no symptoms.

Just practice talking to women online. You can hide your lack of confidence behind texts and emails for a surprisingly long time while you get to know each other. By the time you do know each other you will likely trust her and feel safe with her and that is an automatic confidence booster. You won't ever regret losing your virginity this way plus no blisters on your dick.

Go to Thailand, you'll enjoy it more.

It's not going to fix anything in your life

Also just get a local girl to fux its like $200 for a white piece of Ass $80 for a black.

>Friendly reminder that you can contract HSV 1 & 2, and HPV from a person with no symptoms.
That includes strangers on the internet, bars, gym, etc user

i think this thread could be beneficial for me, because i have a bit of a dilemma

i am 18 years old

i have never kissed a girl, let alone had sex, and i am taking this lovely creature ive been talking to for a month and a half from my job to prom this saturday

im kinda expecting to get laid desu, but i dont want to fuck up in her eyes (ive had 2 friends tell me shes was fairly promiscuous in her heyday, but she a gud gurl now)

a-any tips

How do I convince my fwb to swallow my load during a bj?

I dont' wanna surprise her, but I don't wanna ask her and kill the mood if she says no

They have an HPV vaccine though

Everybody loves surprises. DO IT.

Don't expect shit.

But who knows?

You do.

did you ask her or did she ask you?

also if she touches you alot she probably wants to fugg

Lads, a lot of really great things are happening in my life un-related to sex. While I didn't go to the university I wanted to go to, the last year has been a great opportunity, I got a great part-time job, doing well in school, getting fit, joined a rugby club. Good feels.

The one thing I haven't done yet is have sex. I really want to not be a virgin anymore, but between being busy and feeling awkward about roommates and now the school year is ending in 1 week and I won't have the opportunity to have sex before summer when I'm back with my parents.

Are there escorts in America where you go back to their place? Do I bring girls back to my room from parties even though my parents will be there? Do I get a cheap hotel room?

i asked her a while back

what are some of these touchy feely subtle cues youre referring to user

Go to Asia, idiots

hand holding, friendly touches, bumps, etc.

i'm talking about the night of, btw

well ill be looking out for those slight nuances the night of prom then

godspeed, brother

first off, don't refer to her as "this lovely creature" because it makes you sound autistic
secondly, LIE LIE LIE about being a virgin. tell her you've had sex once or twice, but haven't in like a year because your last girlfriend was REALLY REALLY BAD AT IT. works like a charm, if she's actually into you

Also as far as sex goes it's really not that complicated. benis in virginia but make sure she's wet by checking with your fingers first

id rather not lie to her since i WANT her to be my gf

also i think shes already caught the impression that ive never smashed any1 my dude

Tyrion didn't really lose it to a whore, read the books the show butchers his character.

But they are whores, literally.

>>>/lolcow

user a word of advice: treat her like a mutual human being. Don't let her walk all over you or it will WILL WILLL end in heartbreak and a belated emo phase.

Trust me.

Why the blacks one cheaper u racist or something?

>Anyone here ever go to a brothel?
Yes
>If you have gone to a brothel, what was it like?
Pretty good, some are better then others.

>but she's a gud gurl now
You'll be fine, just don't become a cuck ok?

It's common knowledge white whores are usually the most expensive, and black are among he cheapest

Just do it. If she doesn't like it, say it was an accident.

You're 18. Girls don't expect you to be a sex god. You think you're the first 18 year old who doesn't know what to do in the bedroom? You're like the 10 billionth.

Guaranteed she has no idea what to do either.

You're just racist.

at what age did you lose your virginity to a whore?

Or are the customers that go in?

If more people want white women then you're gonna charge more for the white ones. Supply and demand, my friend.

>eating out a prostitute

jesus fucking christ, user

Okay buddy, I don't make the prices

The world is racist. This is just one reflection of the fact.

It doesn't matter but don't tell it to your friends or anyone for that matter. I don't actually like turning it into a stigma but honestly I would not fuck a guy if I knew he had been with a prostitute.

What if the guys has just fucked with a bunch of different women?

sounds stupid perhaps but I would not mind that. I'd care more of what choices he makes in life and what kind of human he is overall.

As I said, going to a brothel does not really matter just keep it to yourself.

show tits pls

Tinder in Las Vegas is awesome. you wont need to go to a brothel. Alot of the girls profiles say "in town for the week" or "here until the date they leave". In other words DTF and respond immediately cuz they are horny. Matches are rampant only comparable in my experience to traveling abroad and meeting other backpackers.

>please proceed to /soc/

a little before you finish, just say: "I want to cum in your mouth"

That's all you gotta do

disagree

sex with random girls can be disappointing but sex with gfs with mutual love and respect is legit one of the best things life has to offer

Is sex really just a disposable thing for everyone? Just hook up with some random person's hole so you can orgasm?

Tinder hookups disgust me.

This.

Remember that no girl, no matter how hot she is, no matter how nice she is, no matter how much you want to slam her, no girl is worth your self-esteem.

There are literally billions of women on this planet. If one makes you feel like shit, look for a different one.

>YER BEAUTIFUL AND DESERVE TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF
but what if you don't? seriously that's some shit ugly useless cunts squawk at each other.

>tears

>I'm gonna take a trip to NV and go to a brothel. I'm tired of being a 26 year old virgin. Fucking sucks, bros.
lmfao I live in vegas and I wouldn't drive to a brothel. Go to a massage parlor near you and pay 1/10th the price ($150 or so) to fuck some asian sex slave.
Tradition that goes from kings to peasants for thousands of years. Fuck off.

Do it op

You can either pay taxis, restaurants, cinemas, etc etc etc, jump through a million hoops and still not get to smash the girl... Or not do all that and smash a 9/10.

I recently staid at the hotel del rey in san jose costa rica. lovely place, still keep in touch with a few of the girls. also experienced escorts here in canada as well as prostitution in thailand. latin american cupid is great too. money very very well spent.

same guy... to give you the best advice tho, just use an escort agency where your from. unless your seriously in the middle of nowhere. google hard and youll find a whole internet subculture of review forums etc

Escort agencies have both in call and out call services. In call you go to a condo they got set up. Just do it man.

Dont do it

> mfw I match on tinder with a girl who looks exactly like my sister

This girl looks even better desu because she's lost some weight judging by her pics

ive done it once, it really isnt a big deal.

going to st thomas in a month, do they have good ones there?

Asshole to tip for correct measurements

Eh, I wouldn't worry too much bro. I was a kissless virgin until college and I'm kind of grateful for it, I did some dating in highschool and the shit was awkward, like not just me but the girls I dated as well. Nobody fucking knew how to act and I look back at most of the romantic shit I did during that time was incredibly cringe worthy.
Shit was cringey in college as well but at least I had a better grasp on who I was and what I liked, it made the whole process a lot less painful.

I'm not saying everyone should wait, but it doesn't hurt how enjoyable your first time is.

I couldn't even try

As many times as I've seen this image I've only just noticed how skanky that dress in the front is.

Different people, different strokes user.

That.... That's actually a good quote.
>Thank you Mr Pope

28 year old virgin?
Do you really have a fit body? are you a super aspie?

if she is close to you, put your hand on her lower back. but lightly or around her hip lightly. when you take her someplace hold her hand softly

>was fairly promiscuous in her heyday
>she a gud gurl now

>i WANT her to be my gf

Annon staph

No, man. Really. This sounds like a train Wreck waiting to happen.

People don't change

I used to be a manwhore. I got married 18 months ago. I stopped.
Have made out with 2 girls since (they were pressing it) and I found it incredibly hard to stop. Every time I meet a girl that slightly flirts with me I'm thinking of the ways I could seduce her and fuck her.

BUT
I love my wife. And I have a pretty strong will. I'll try to run with this as long as I'm able.

Back to your girl.
She's a whore man. She was a whore some months ago, she's a whore waiting be reborn.
Fuck her, date her, don't get emotionally invovled.

Don't say you we didn't warn you.

Honestly it's one of the greatest things that ever happened to me and if I could relive any moment of my life it'd be either when I first told my grade 12 gf I loved her or when we lost our virginity to each other

Prostitutes and brothels are legal where I live, so the prices can be quite competitive.
I've been thinking about it for a while now (23 yr old virgin) and if I do, I will defs go to a brothel cos they have really high health standards and shit, and pretty much no chance of getting robbed or something.

General tips for speaking to women at like bars/clubs.

To build on this:
One way or another you're going to have to deal with her being promiscuous if you stay with her. The fact that you're together may mean you're already satisfying her in a way that other guys weren't able to. That being said, even that may not be enough after a while to hold her interest.
Tread carefully. There's no guarantee that this will end badly but her being your first you're in a little bit over your head.

I'm 25 and have never had sex but I just don't think I'd enjoy doing hookers or escorts, I used to be inna army and there were quite a few guys who would go to whorehouses for easy fucks. Hearing them talk about it and other stuff think I'd probably get no real enjoyment out of it. Also I don't have money to just throw around these days.

I can only get it up to pretty rough BDSM now.

How do I fix this bros, I want to go back to vanilla and getting a chub when I see a qt

The thing that always turned me off from brothels is that you can only fuck em with a condom.

And fucking with a condom just takes 50% of the feeling away.

Also the fact that 100's of other men have been in them seems disgusting to me.

stop watching porn you degenerate. its that easy

Stop watching pork, seriously. Also most chicks love rough sex so learn to choke correctly and man handle them.

>tfw choking my gf and cumming on her titties

Allah frowns up those who watch pork

In my lonelier hours, I used to browse a sort of listing site for random women offering 'escort services'.
>adultwork.com

I never had the money or freedom to use it and I had forgotten about it even though I'm still just as lonely. But this thread has reminded me and now I'm wondering if I should. I imagine it would be more relaxed and more satisfying than a proper brick-and-mortar brothel.

Has anyone used it or something similar?

t. someone who doesn't get matches on Tinder