WHERE DO BODYBUILDERS GO WHEN THEY DIE?
THEY DON'T GO TO MUSCLE BEACH WHERE THE ""NATTIES"" LIE
THEY GO TO SUANA OF FIRE AND FRY
SEE EM AGAIN WHEN YOU HAVE TOO MUCH FREE TIME
WHERE DO BODYBUILDERS GO WHEN THEY DIE?
THEY DON'T GO TO MUSCLE BEACH WHERE THE ""NATTIES"" LIE
THEY GO TO SUANA OF FIRE AND FRY
SEE EM AGAIN WHEN YOU HAVE TOO MUCH FREE TIME
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AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF LIVING IN A LOCKER ROOM
AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF IN ANOTHER PART OF THE GYM
AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF BEHIND THE BAR OF A LARGE SET OF WEIGHTS
AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF IN A BEAUTIFUL CROSSFIT GYM
WITH A BEAUTIFUL GYMBRO (no homo just sayin man)
AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF WELL HOW DID I GET HERE?
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
LET THE WEIGHTS HOLD ME DOWN
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
TAKE A JOG AROUND THE TOWN
INTO THE GYM AGAIN
AFTER THE GIRLFRIENDS GONE
ONCE IN A LIFETIME
JOG AROUND THE TOWN
Glorious
Bumping for more creative people than I
HE WAS TURNED TO STEEL
IN A GREAT SQUATRAKTIC FIELD
WHEN HE PAID THE FINE
FOR THE USE OF GYM TIME
BUT NO GIRL WANTS HIM
HE JUST STARES AT THE WORLD
PLOTTING HIS VEGAN MEALS
NOW HE SOON WILL GO CURL
You know that's a song by the Meatpuppets,right?
>rhyme scheme fucked
>meter fucked
>syllables all wrong
Come on, man. Make an effort. This was awful.
Why don't you make like a bodybuilder on leg day and skip out of here?
I KNEW A CHAD WHO CAME FROM DOLOTH
HE WAS BITTEN BY A DYEL WITH SS + OATZ
HE WENT TO ROIDS JUST A LITTLE TO SOON
AND FLEW AWAY STRETCHING AT THE ZYZZ MOON
That natty is a real crowd pleaser
Small world, all the cardio bunnies know me
Young natural livin' like a steroid user
Release the gains, watch it fall slowly
SS bros still tryna get even
Dyels mad for whatever reason
Chalk in the air, binge lifting
They lose it when the DJ drops the needle
WELL I'VE GOT ONE MORE REASON TO LIFT
GOT A DREM OF TREN AS A GIFT
TOOK WAY TOO MUCH, MY PENIS IS DEAD
BUT HEY IT'S WORTH IT 'CAUSE I'M SHREDDED
MESSED UP MY INSULIN
RESISTANCE
TRIM MY WAIST NOW
YEAH I FEEL THE WEIGHT OF THE BAR ON MY BACK
I'VE SEEN THE BUMPERS, THE BUMPERS ARE BLACK
IT'S WHAT I MUST DO, I'VE NO RESERVATIONS
AIN'T DEALING WITH NATTY FRUSTRATIONS
MESSED UP MY INSULIN
RESISTANCE
"I'M NATTY"
"JUST TRUST ME"
(TEST TEST TEST)
(CLEN CLEN CLEN)
(HGH)
(TREN TREN TREN)
YEAH I'VE GOT NOTHING WEARING ME DOWN
VASCULARITY IS THE SICKEST AROUND
OF ALL THE WET DREAMS THAT EVER CAME TRUE
I THINK THAT ANAVAR IS YOU
MESSED UP MY INSULIN
RESISTANCE
"I'M NATTY"
"JUST TRUST ME"
I'VE GOT A PROBLEM
A PROBLEM WITH WHEY
I CAN'T GO ON
DRINKING THIS SHAKE
A COLD STEEL BALL THAT BREAKS IT UP
BITTER CHALK TASTE FILLING MY CUP
I'VE BUILT MYSELF A NICE POWER CAGE
WITH BARS OF ANGER
AND A BENCH OF RAGE
I CAN'T HELP ASKING, IS IT JUST ME
OR IS HOME GYM MASTER RACE THE KEY?
NOW I DON'T SHARE YOUR PHILOSOPHY
I'M HERE LIFTING FOR HYPERTROPHY
THE STRAPS ON MY WRISTS MIGHT SEEM LIKE A CRIME
I THINK I'LL TRY MIXED GRIP NEXT TIME
SO WHAT IF I TRIED A THOUSAND DIPS?
YOU THINK I'M INSANE FOR TAKING ALL THESE SIPS
ONE MORE PLATE: LINEAR PROGRESSION
MAKING GAINS IS SELF-EXPRESSION
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RIDE THE CYCLE TOWARDS GAINS-FILLED LANDS
FLARE YOUR LATS UNDER TANNING LAMPS
SO MANY SCOOPS FOOD'S GOT NO MORE PLACE
LEAVING BEHIND THE HUMAN RACE
...
Too soon, man.
Also I could probably recite this song backwards I know it so well.
WHAT'S SO DEAD ABOUT LIFTS, ANYWAY?
Came to post this. Also occurred to me that I've never listened to the original
They leave humanity behind
DROP OUT OF LIFE WITH NEEDLE IN HAND.
FOLLOW THE GAINS TO THE 5%-LAND.
LOOK AT THESE WEIGHTS
THEY'RE PASSING IN BETWEEN US
I thought there would've been more of these.
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