Jesus christ, they did it, the mad men

jesus christ, they did it, the mad men
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL BUCKLE YOUR FUCKING SEATBELTS LADS THIS SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO NUCLEAR AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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ruby (puke)

what

Last chance to get in before the next link pump.

BUY BUY BUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tfw when mad comfy aka Smart Money

Getting shit ready for devcon3.

Get in boys.

what the fuck does this mean? They added shit to github?

>another link thread

ill explain what this means in 1 picture...

>we found the floor its the only way up

NO LINKIES BTFO, you will be sucking DICK for a quarter of a link in 2018

it means we're about to get rich

SHUT THE FUCK UP I HATE LINK POSTERS SO MUCH IM HAPPY YOU ALL LOST YOUR FUCKING MONEY YOU FAGGOT SPAM GROUP

Basically theyir end product is fully functional. Decentralized oracles are now a thing and society as we know it is about to go through a massive paradigm change. All centralized organization for information are about to go to shit.

Smarmoney here. I sold at the top of the SIBOS pump and now I'm buying back(4,7BTC).

That's our Sergey!

fuck. i sold thinking it was going lower

>update after 2 months
>2 dev

this is getting sad linkies.

You are genuinely retarded.

rory: hey sergey
sergs: yes love?
rory: werent we suppose to have an oct announcement?
sergs: i guess mi amore
rory: can we give them something, they keep asking?
sergs: ill push through some documentation changes I made
rory: i love you
sergs: shut up baby, I know it, now lets snort this coke off this boy dressed as Link

I think it's my boy Steve Ellis.

These nolinkers have no idea the giant leep mankind has made today... I am in tears..,

let us a pray to our lord for their sins.

WE GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING LAMBOLAND MY BOIS

!!!!!!!!WARNING TO POTENTIAL LINK BUYERS!!!!!!!!!

don't get memed on by this 'news'. If anything, this is really, really bad for link. First of all, take a look at ethereum's github and note how much activity was taking place in its early days compared to LINK. Also, remember that Sergey said he would be hiring people yet there is still only one pajeet developer making shitty, who-gives-a-fuck updates. These updates tell me that despite the millions and millions of neetbux Veeky Forums gave them, they still have not hired any new developers. And lastly, consider that when the lack of activity on link's github was pointed out, link-shillers made the excuse that link was using private a repo, this update demonstrates that they in all likelihood are not and just haven't made any updates since June because muh too busy from the SIBOS presentation.

Seriously. I got so fucking burned on this shitcoin. I'm trying to stop others from doing the same.

kek

3.6k, volume increasing

BETTER TELL SWIFT IT WAS ALL A SCAM THEY DIDNT KNOW! MIGHT LOOK BAD ON THERE REP!!!!

stfu faggot. kill urself

"Ignore test/ development dependencies" / thread.

Software engineer here.

This shit is just simple ruby on rails app. Amateur coding at best.

Software engineer here as well.
You're full of shit. now go suck a dick

m-muh revolution

>muh ruby hate

This

Has market cap fell below it below 30M$ yet?

!!!!!!!!WARNING TO POTENTIAL LINK BUYERS!!!!!!!!!

As I said, I am not addressing bagholders. Link bagholders are too far gone to be helped. I am addressing people with a small amount of money hoping to turn it into a big amount of money by buying this coin. I am trying to save them pain and anguish.

Maybe Sergey will deliver. But this news is extremely worrying. WTF have they been doing all this time if they still only have one developer and have not made any updates since June despite having a project worth $80 million?

IF YOU BUY THIS COIN, YOU WILL MOST ASSUREDLY BE BAG HOLDING WELL INTO 2018. BY THEN, COMPETITORS TO LINK (AND THERE ARE MANY OUT THERE) THAT ARE ACTUALLY WORKING HARD ON THEIR PROJECT COULD STEAL ANY POTENTIAL MARKETSHARE LINK MIGHT HAVE HAD. IF YOU HAVE TO BUY THIS SHITCOIN, ONLY BUY A SMALL AMOUNT BECAUSE, GIVEN THE NOT-GIVING-A-FUCK ATTITUDE OF THE TEAM, THIS COIN IS A HUGE, HUGE FUCKING RISK. DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT GO ALL IN!

just went all in

nolinker, suck my dick

Some kids here seem to think coin developers main priority is to shill the coin to a higher price every day.

This isn't even the news. The update from Sergey is coming tomorrow

fuck my fat juicy cock you fuckface... no fucking way will you talk me into selling... fuck off and stay away from link

HAHAHAHA
doing this just as BTC about to moon again
they really fucking hate you all

hackingdistributed.com/2017/06/15/town-crier/

>"We want to thank Intel for their close collaboration, particularly Mic Bowman and Kelly Olsen for their support and advice, Sergey Nazarov at SmartContract for supporting our alpha launch, and the Ethereum Foundation, especially Vitalik Buterin, Alex Van de Sande, and Vlad Zamfir, for their input on TC during early development."


create.smartcontract.com/#/choose

Already Functioning Town Crier ChainLinks

hackingdistributed.com/2017/06/15/town-crier/

holyshit.....

these commits are ... are legendary

You are right. Fuck this shit. Sloppy coding too

Kek

do you expect them to commit the real password or what

>t. faggot who has a 60k a year code monkey job and thinks he's hot shit

You are joking right?

I hope Link takes off

This will make this so much more fucking hilarious for the rest of lfie

PLEASE PLEASE TAKE OFF

Sergey made millions of dollars this year with his coding work. How much did you make?

Is this the type of shit that was committed today? OP is a retard if that is the case. Nothing substantial was uploaded lmao

Worse. I am a plastic surgeon and have some coding background with Ruby for some shitty Rpg I never finished. And if I can tell that this is Sloppy coding we are fucked. Unless this is not the whole code. They are not indexing and commenting the lines. Coding 101.
This code isn't meant to be developed upon.
It's just for show.

>muh lack of comments

stick to your surgery, faggot

hackingdistributed.com/2017/06/15/town-crier/

Town crier officially partnered with smartcontract

Chainlink making an announcement is a strong BTC bull signal.

DONT CLICK THAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK

SirGay tossed the hat for a product that is not deployed and won't be for a long time and some people gave him millions for the promise he will deliver. Thats it.
If he actually delivers link will be huge. But with this commits, the bad communication and the facts that they aren't the only ones integrating external data to the blockchain makes Link a Very high risk very high reward gamble. I wouldn't call it an investment

u are delusional desu senpai go to sleep

Need a dick enlargement? I will give you a discount if you can pay me through a Chainlink smartcontract before q2 2018

Town Crier was already priced in, linkfags

Pajeet tier coding very sloppy

The day of reckoning is near. Rory has foretold of this message through the slack. The Oracle will provide, it was priced in.

I'm sick of you cunting mongo Russian fuckwits spamming this shit ad nauseum.

They need to be fucking quarantined now. This is beyond bullshit.

youtube.com/watch?v=6f4DT0jh0Vk

Everyday our Ranks grow stronger ~

- General of ChainLink: General Sergey Nazarov
- General: 500001+ LINK
- Lieutenant General: 250001-500000 LINK
- Major General: 175001-250000 LINK
- Brigadier General: 125001-175000 LINK
- Colonel: 75001-125000 LINK
- Lieutenant Colonel: 50001-75000 LINK
- Major: 35001-50000 LINK
- Captain: 25001-35000 LINK
- First Lieutenant: 20001-25000 LINK
- Second Lieutenant: 15001-20000 LINK
XXX
- Sergeant Major: 10001-15000 LINK
- Master Sergeant: 9001-10000 LINK
- Sergeant First Class: 7501-9000 LINK
- Staff Sergeant: 5001-7500 LINK
- Sergeant: 3501-5000 LINK
- Corporal: 1501-3500 LINK
- Specialist: 501-1500 LINK
- Private: 1-500 LINK

> Mythril Hands
> Faith Unshaken

It’s all priced in huh?