UH OH you friccen idiot

UH OH you friccen idiot

You've been locked in a single windowless room in some Saw-like scenario for 10 years.

How do you stay Veeky Forums?

kill myself

I'd probably just huff a bunch of spray paint and call it a decade. Can I get pizza delivered to this room?

train to suck my own wiener no matter the price

Now THAT is an isolation exercise

I look through the mirror I see what I saw, I take the saw, cut the table in half, two halves make a whole.

I leave through the hole.

God and you thought I was stupid

blow me

This user has provided the only good advice so far

Isotonic exercises

Calisthetics, shadowboxing, and punching the same spot of the wall until I break through, hopefully, at some point before 10 years

>Carlos.wav

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I want to seriously hurt you

Pushup variation
Squat variations
Handstand variations
Basically all ab work
Bridges of all kinds
Self resistance lat pulls
Self resistance curls
Laying bodyweight tricep extension

Boxing
Running in place
Jumping jacks
Burpees

Daily meditation

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Sucking your own dick is not worth the effort unless you just want to suck a dick.
It doesn't feel good, it's just..you're there with your own dick in your mouth and then you realize that..you have a dick in your mouth.
A shameful thing that you must never tell anyone in real life.
Like taking that fat dyke at work to pound town for 2 hours.

It's the first step towards hardcore faggotry.

I like you.

LOL is this pasta?

You're alright kid don't come to school tomorrow

Someone is inflexible and has never had their own dick in their mouth.

What's the catch?
OP you fucking loser how do I eat?
Do I have equipment?
Are you a faggot?
>I'll pencil that in as yes.

I will train myself so I can kill whoever put me into this shithole.

How do you hit traps tho

Now we know why you'd get locked up for ten years.

Handstand pushups.
You have to really really concentrate on it
Also self resistance can kind of help
There's two more exercises you can do.
One where you lay on the floor on your back put your arms out to your side so that your elbows are inline with your shoulders.
Then push yourself up off of the floor.

If I was locked in with someone else then it would help

from behind ;)