post real mires to help motivate DYELs
>be me
>lift regularly in uni gym
>always see THICC wannabe power lifter chick around there
>shes always lifting with a guy I assume is her bf
>make plenty of eye contact with her irl but never spoke a word
>check tinder tonight
>matched with the sloot
still waiting for a response lads, share your stories
they're in the same fucking team and you think she would pick this moment to mire, as if she hasn't seen her naked already
>my gym crush
>she is usually there at uni gym around same time as I am
>usually with small group of her friends
>she is clearly is the alpha female of that friend group
>long toned legs, tapered waste, round toned ass, perky tits, face of a goddess, smile so bright it would bring vision to a blind man
>i usually wear a very large, baggy, zip up hoodie to the gym, with tight tank top underneath
>thankfully be blessed with good facial genetics myself
>she will throw some glances my way
>I will return them, briefly holding her gaze
>I will throw some glances her way
>she will return them, briefly holding my gaze
>Continue in this manner for a long while, generally dont think much of it
>usually by the end of my routine, I take off my hoodie, as the tank underneath is pretty soaked, so it can at least dry out a little bit, whatever
>she is usually gone by this point
>recently, she and her friend group came in while I was at the point in my workout where I would pop the hoodie off
>muster the courage of a rampaging viking from deep within my being
>say fuck it
>catch her eyes
>hold her gaze and pop my hoodie off
>literally see her mouth open up, and eyes widen
>holy shit itshappening.jpg
>continue with workout as if I didnt even see reaction
>now the stints of our game of gazes last way longer, like 5 seconds or so
what do brehs, how approach her
>walk up
>say hi
are you autistic
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if she was ever there without her friend group I probably would
they are always with her
how circumvent them?
murder-suicide obviously, there's simply no other option
>be me
>6'1
>recently been hitting deadlifts / and bench hard and made good gains
>very low BF so even though I don't lot of mass the muscle is very defined and vascular
>into 4th deadlift set
>huge pump arms 2x their normal size
>5'4 latina cutie eyeing me the whole time in uni gym
>tell myself shes probably just looking at something else
>walk past her
>locks eye contact with me for a good 4 seconds and bites her lip
never in my life have i gotten mirred like that. was pretty surreal. i have a gf tho so i didn't make any moves .
go lift/run next to them
>making eye-contact with anyone in the gym at any time for any reason whatsoever
I'm cringing, this can't end well.
Maybe it's the setup of my uni gym, but there are never chicks in the weightlifting area. Always just doing cardio/abs.
Only chicks that are by oly weights are the dykes, so I never get mires.
which is why I am so hesitant to approach her in the first place
the end result could very well be a black hole as I implode in a spectacular super nova right in front of her and her friends' very eyes
Good job user, fidelity isn't always the easiest.
>have a real life infatuation with a love interest
>wait for technology to make the connection
Throw your phone in the trash.
she was always there with a guy, no bully
when you make eye contact tilt your head toward the door like "lets meet" then just start walking and if she doesn't follow then walk out the door
beta
KYS
You've been watching too many movies.
I say go for it. Don't go balls to the walls either, just wait for a moment when she's away from her friends, go up to her and say hi.
The conversation is going to be completely basic and boring but at least you'll break the ice and she will know she can approach you in the future.
I get mired a lot but those aren't good mires. Usually it's guys looking at me like I'm about to beat them up or girls wondering wtf is wrong with me.
Also each and every time I finally end up talking to a girl that comes regularly to the gym they always mention how they never approached me because I'm too scary.
I'm 6ft 220lbs how the fuck am I scary. I must be either really ugly or I emit strong autistic waves idk
Whenever I squat, the latin cleaning lady sweeps/mops around the rack.
>she mirin
I'm pretty sure it's your face. When people look at you you're not supposed to give them some blank emotionless stare you autist. No matter how good looking you are if you never smile or look nice people won't know that your friendly.
but then what do I say after that
>When people look at you you're not supposed to give them some blank emotionless stare
oh. oops
wut
Bro I'm not going to give you a script. If the girl is into you she will reciprocate the small talk. You'll exchange names and shit. If I were you I would wait for one of those moments when you are making some serious eye-contacts and just go up to here and chat her up.
You could also start smiling at her when she eyes you up and see if she reciprocates. The first time you talk to her shouldn't be long or spectacular, she just needs to understand that you're a human being and not just an unattainable hot dude that she sees at the gym.
I know it might sound crazy user but girls usually have low self-esteem. She probably thinks you don't give a fuck about her and are out of her league.
Go prove her wrong.
Don't even bother going up to them. There must be some natural points where you've walked by each other. See if you have another eye lock moment next time you walk by each other and just take the initiative and say hi. From there just ask for her name and introduce yourself. If her friends are there acknowledge them as well and introduce yourself to the group. Say you see her/them around there all the time and you thought you'd say hi. Ask if they have any big plans for the night. Probably just leave it at that for the day. Now you know each other. Build a rapport from there.
thanks user
i dont understand why the fuck like
if I am not attracted to a girl at all, or maybe even JUST slightly attracted to her
I have literally zero problem with heading right up to them, chattin em up, what have you
but something about this girl
she gives me Acute Onset Autismitus
>tapered waste
didnt catch that
made me kek
That chick in the back has a bigger neck than me.
If you're autistic on any level you have a need to constantly evaluate your actions against some sort of standard. This is fine. Just don't do it while actually engaging in conversation with a girl. The essence of "just be yourself" is to leave evaluating the conversation to a couple of hours after it's over. Autistic evaluation of what you're doing right now is what causes spaghetti.
Good luck user, you're gonna make it.
This happened to me recently:
>cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flex arm "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"
>mfw
Letendre wants to fucking kill her tbph
what the fuck is it with you guys and having weird incest stories with family mirin?
its prob just you losers jerking off and typing out your fantasies cause it makes you feel better
old meme
cant tell if extreme b8 or actual newfag
>6ft 2
>swim five times a week, either early or late to fit around work
>very lean & strong frame from all this
>see qt lifeguard mire every time I stand up in the shallow end
It's not much but it makes me feel good
>walking home from gym
>pumped as fuck
>car driving fast in the opposite direction to me
>suddenly stops not far from me, tires screeching
>"hey! you! hey!" a woman calling me from the car
>i approach
>"uhm do you know how i get to uhm X street?"
>"n-no"
>"haha okay then uhm so how old are you? you workout?"
>by this point i realize it's a tranny
"y-you too" and walk away quickly
Filter out this newfag
>visit parents
>your shoulders are so broad user!
>t-thanks mom
This. Every single time
fuccboi beta cucklord detected
just go hit on her in front of the guy, it shows dominance and usually it is just a beta faggot following her around, think about it, what alpha male would follow a girl around in the gym?
anyway, it has worked for me a couple of times
Youre only bumping this thread to show off the dyke gif.
Kek
>Two days ago
Morning, Im in my flat, drinking coffie, and doorbell rings. It is my neighbor, pretty good looking 8/10 girl, my age, has a bit of square jaw. She asks me if I can come over and change lightbulb in bathroom for her.
So I come over, and first thing she does is compliment my gains. Also says that she has only a small stool, but it wont be problem for me to reach te celling, since Im tall. I change the lightbulb, she says thanks and asks me would I like to stay and drink a cup of coffie with her.
Autism kicks in, and I say I cant, i have some work to do, and go back to my lat and continue my coffie alone.
Praying for you to get in a car crash as we speak.
>invited you over to change a lightbulb she probably could have done herself by just getting a taller stool or couch or something
>invited you to have coffee
YOU IDIOT SHE WANTED TO BANG REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>match with muscular crossfit girl on Tinder
>message back and forth a few times
>she's really shit at messaging back, even thought she was ghosting me because she ignored a couple messages
>finally get her to agree to meet for dinner/drinks
>keep trying to set up a time/place and she keeps being really bad at messaging
>every time I think I'm being ghosted and get ready to give up, she finally responds to a message
>but never setting a specific time/place for a date
any other girl I'd give up, write her off as too retarded to understand messaging, and move on. But she's the first truly Veeky Forums grill I've matched with and seems cool, aside from the whole not responding to half my messages
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Don't know if this counts as a mire but fuck it
> be me
> be in uni
> go to bar with dorm buddies
> shooting the shit and all that
> another group walks in
> one of my friends (practically drunk off his ass) starts talking shit about them
> we laugh
> they heard
> " What did you say bitch"
> should apologize
> stand up
> be me
> 6'5"
> jacked out my marbles
> they stand in awe
> "s-sorry"
> they sit down
> returne to getting hammered
Felt like a motherfucking badass
See what happens if you start lifting next to them and ask for a spot, make some small talk when you're done.
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I think you mixed the 6 with a 5. Also dont lie on the internet, now get back into the pit.
>newfag detected
You must smell really good.
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t.manlet
>projecting this hard
Do you just look at a hot girl once and then never again? Mirin is a state, not an action
>dl
>punp arms
W-what?
Tried smiling once, thought of something funny so it was a real smile.
Got told I looked evil.
No thanks, coffee keeps me up.
>At a party
>Toga party
>Easily the most muscle there
>Getting mires from the ladies, not interested in most, the one's that I am have BFs
>A couple come late to the party
>Of note: young chick thats 17 but very attractive, reminded me of a girl I used to go to school with that I liked
>17 so off limits, not sneaking anything because not worth having this skeleton in my closet
>BF notices I'm the center of attention nearly the whole time, tries to show me up but bounce all his shit in front of his GF easily
>She's liking what she sees
>Later on am outside and bored, she's there so I start talking to her because why not
>"Oh you think you're so big but you're not"
>Say something along the lines of you wouldn't know shit about lifting, am not on the gear. The manner in which I delivered it pretty much gave off that I thought she was unintelligent and not even worth it.
>She stops for a bit, I start engaging with friends about something
>She's trying to get back into convo, is all friendly all of a sudden
>Flirt with her for a bit, chat, then remember something..
>The hosts have a barbell and bench in garage and I was really keen to lift even tho half drunk
>Get carbed up, hydrated and prep for the workout
>Go setup the weights
>While I'm doing it, someone comes in, its that bishy
>She starts asking about my muscles while I continue to set up the bench
>Walks up and starts playing with my pec, I stop, look at her and she's biting her lip. I looked into her eyes with with a grin that said "I would fuck the shit out of you but I choose not to" cos jailb8
>Resume setting the weights up
>BF walks in less than 15 seconds later looking for her, he knew she was keen
>He drags her out
>I finish a fucking killer workout on the bench + bodyweight exercises
>Look around to see if chick was there, no dice
>Her BF took her home after that minor incident. I laughed my cock off and filled up on brotein
Have charisma, confidence and a solid body and chicks want you bros
How can our mires be real if we have autism?
This is dystopian. Call me an anti-technologist faget but for real we are losing touch with how to socialize and take risks.
>walk up to her
>punch her in the face
>"bitch stop staring! it's creepy!"
I fully agree with you, I believe this whole digital dating/fucking thing is a little bit too much and takes the magic out of the hunt
That was painful to read. Also what kind of autist works out during a party?
What a fag
>some autist shows up at this toga party
>obviously flexing all the time
>perving on underage girls and girls with bf's
>everyone's looking at him as though they're disgusted
>some girl calls him out on being a faggot
>he replies in passive aggressive rage freaking out the girl
>she stops talking to him out of fear and tries to semi apologize by seeming friendly
>autist goes into the garage mumbling something about the ss Nazis and 'ripping toes'
>girl from before goes to apologize to him not realizing he's autistic
>he's just standing there flexing and making weird eye contact
>her bf sees and drags her out in fear he's gonna go full tard mode on gf
>guy starts benching 1pl8 yelling about going mad and how he doesn't ride his bike anymore or something.
Every time i try to wingman my dyel friend, the girl ends up hitting on me
>tfw face, height, frame
>trips
The kind of autist that gets felt up by multiple girls during a party
;-)
started lifting 12 months ago
got some small compliments here and there but nothing really out of the ordinary
>tfw yesterday at a party a girl said my biceps look intimidating
what does that mean Veeky Forums
Depends, in what manner did she say it?
We were having a drunk arm wrestling contest and we had to go against each other.
For reference I'm 6' and she's a tiny 5'1 asian girl so she said it a nervous jokingly way
It means she's concerned you're gonna take her arm off. But it's a good thing, it means she noticed
I liked it, even though you're a namefag
Fuck, i think im autistic.
my fav mire i had
>last summer, family round for bbq, cousin has a 10yr old daughteru
>daughteru allowed to bring a friend along too
>they want to swim, my imouto lends them swimsuits and tells them i'm really good at throwing her into the pool and general fun
>i get roped into it by a chorus of 'please, pleaaaaaase user'
>spend the next hour or so throwing them in, shoulder sitting etc
>wow you threw us so far
>yeah my brother is so strong he always does weights
>imouto mire, i'll take it
>dont know why i said it but i did, 'yep none of you could hold me down, even all at once'
>now ive done it
>they give chase onto the lawn, screaming and giggling
>i stop and let them catch up, one runs face first into me grabs my leg
>pretend wrestle for a bit, lift them overhead, pretend slams, while giving wwe style commentary
>let them get me on the ground
>a bunch of barely pubescent girls clambering over me in swimsuits
>several instances where daughteru and friends bums squish my face, sit on my chest etc
>one moment occurs where daughteru is pinning my head/upperbody to the grass, and i can feel her proto-boobs pressing through to my face
>slight summer breeze cooled her swimsuit, and her nipples are erecting, poking my cheeks
>i realise and pause
>theyre calming down but stay pressed against me
>theyre breathing heavy, daughteru holding my head and i can hear her quick girly breaths right in my ear
>uh oh
>no no no
>stricken by fear, but my penis is responding
>this cannot happen, theres one right against it, shell notice, maybe scream
>hello darkness my old friend
>come on girls, get off him, its time for lunch!
>a guardian angel calls out
>they get off, hold my hands and skip back to the patio
>it was mum, blessed be her name
>i scream 'ARIGATOU, KAA-SAN' in my head like an overly emotional mc
>mfw
for fucks sake
why do plebs insist on drinking coffie, its shit, get tea mah bois
be alpha and just walk up to the whole group
Kys you'reself.
It works.
Theres something wrong with u bro
And not in a good way
I imagine some autist in an oversized hoodie staring at this girl and she's just fucking panicking thinking she's gonna get raped when she leaves the gym
>I went to a party to show off my muscles
>girls mirin so I literally leave the party congregation to go set up weights alone
>mirin girl comes in while I'm lifting
>boyfriend finds her and drags her out
>I'm in the garage lifting weights alone while the party is going on and everyone's being social
>I go home alone and post about how alpha I am on Veeky Forums
good job I guess
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>be me
>skelly for 20 years
>lift for three months
>see my boy crush at the gym 3 times a week for the whole 3 months
>he finally spanked my ass on his way out the gym last wedn
i want him in me so bad im so close
Fucking pedo weeb
My whole DMs are filled with gay guys.
All this effort and only minimal additional to success with females.
Females are cruel Veeky Forumssenpai
>this would happen to me unironically without the weeb shit
What do other than kms?
you pedo fag i hope you get assraped in prison
kek great episode
>lifting 24 kg dumbbells in a seated shoulder press
>some old guy is looking at me while I do my set
>after I am finished comes up to me and says nice, that's a lot for shoulders
>mfw that wasn't my max
maybe one day I will get mires from girls too and not just potentially gay old men
Damn this gave me a boner, I need to get laid.
On a side note the way you talk you sound like an absolute loser
Reminds me of a mire story
>at relative's pool
>6 yo relative brings little friend
>friend wants me to give her rides
>gets on my back while I run around in pool
>can feel her little body grabbing around my body tightly
>"you're strong"
>lol you weigh less than one pl8 and I don't even have to go bellow parallel of course I can carry you
>had to stay in water until boner went away
Love the mires from lgs