OMG user is that you? I can't believe it you've changed so much! Look at those muscles WOW.
How have you been? I just graduated college 2 years ago and i'm trying to find a job while living with my parents tee hee. How about you?
Oh wow, you're making that much money now, that's great!
Listen user, when you confessed to me in HS. I wasn't ready to accept your feelings, I thought i didn't deserve a great guy like you. But I wanna give it a chance, we should hang out
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Is she hot?
shes cute even as a fatty, id fuck her but keep her in the friend zone. Id bring my own condoms just to be extra carful though
She is your average pic related.
So she got fat? kek, smash if you're into that shit but don't get feelings for her or anything, you're better than that
I would slam second to last. She has no shape in the first one.
>confessed to me
I don't date weebs
She got them big tiddies?
Hell yeah bro go for it. Titty fuck her ram it down her throat make her gargle ur cum then tell her ur not ready to accept her new found feelings for u
You know they can keep it on the side and not swallow right, then they can put it back in and boom you got a pregnancy. Happen to a doctor.
Thats why u gotta hold their head down and release all in their throat bro come on...
did that really happen? that is just fucking diabolical
>Those ever increasing boobs
Marry her and let her smother you to death in her ample bosom.
>being so horny that you're willing to inflate some fat cunt's ego by letting her think she can get with a Veeky Forums guy
you can do better op
Literally my sister
>mfw none of this happened to me because i was a loser in high school and the only girl i had a crush on died in a car accident.
Thanks for ruining my day OP. I get so fucking mad reading shit like this.
2010 is best, 2012 I fuck her super rough and let her know I don't want her ass because she thinks shes too good for me but I never talk to her again.
>People in this thread find the last two pics attractive
Why though? It should be motivation.
This.
Theres something just not aesthetic about that ass and I'm an ass man.
Frankly, why hook up with a whale from highschool when shes only gained weight and lost discipline as she ages? Think that wont rub off on you, OP?
Also, QUADS OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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>Theres something just not aesthetic about that ass and I'm an ass man.
Because it's a horrible disgusting ass.
Also, im from burgerstan, please tell me the before and after in this pic is switched.
Post below was meant for you
Totally fucked that reply up
So the situation is that Stacy from my high school who never even talked to me has gotten thicc af and now wants to bone?
Fuck, sign me up.
More like try to trap you. Why play with fire?
>implying im not into chubbies
hnnng dem thighs and tits
It's reddit senpai
Super cute face but even in 2007 she had no definition whatsoever.
Destined to be fat.
No fuck you fat cunt
Meet up, fuck her and then never talk to her again. Or just ignore
people in this thread find the last four pics attractive
Compete bs, go fuck yourself underage b&
Tell her that the ship sailed, and that I'm not to blame if she wasn't on when it left port.
Gotta love how the attorneys and judges are like the semen was a gift. Keep on banging these fatties folks and this here will be your fate when no one is stupid enough to knock her up.
My favorite part was they literally wrote he should wear a condom. THIS STORY is why porn is now a billion dollar industry
Even more shit to keep in mind for the future. Maybe I should just stay asexual and never get treated.
Well if male birth controls come to fruition, you can go at it raw all the time.
"I have a gf"
The easiest way out of that conversation known to man. Even if you are Veeky Forums and have no gf.
Unless you are thirsty enough to bang that heap. I would fuck Scooby long before her.
Because you aren't an ass man, you're just a low test trying ot fit in.
pls halp OP he needs it
I'd hit it for the titties.
No marry though
Would still fuck, I don't think I've ever turned down sex that was offered to me.
A friend of mine is an NBA "life coach". Most of those players came from nothing and will fuck their own lives up if you give them giant checks, unless you train them to handle it.
One of the lessons th eyes learn is to always, always flush your condoms. Otherwise the teeming hordes of women they fuck will literally fish the condom out of the trash can and inseminate themselves. They show up nine months later with a baby, a lawyer, a DNA test, and a demand for thousands monthly in child support.
Did she leave you 13 tapes explaining why you're a pussy and giving vague and immature reasons why its was her friends fault she died?
like in bars when you're far too drunk, the bartender stops serving you.
when these people go into walmart, they shouldn't be allowed to purchase more than 2k calories of food.
society needs to develop appropriate responses to the threat of shitty cheap food
Turn tail and run
Find someone 5 years younger than her
She lost
Wtf so what if they need to go grocery shopping?
>what if they need to go grocery shopping?
if you're morbidly obese you don't... that's the point
>always flush your condoms
Painfully virgin here. What are you supposed to do with the condom once you're done? I thought trash was appropriate because flushing rubber could possibly clog the pipes.
Yeah don't flush your condoms. I mean nothing will probably happen, but there's still a chance of clogging. It's a risk worth taking to avoid a gold digging whore though.
>this happened to me
>middle/high shool crush toyed with my emotions
>used me to get with another guy
>she was the reason I hated women for so long
>ff 8 years
>see her a few weeks ago
>same convo as OP
>she is morbidly obese too
>I'd say she gained 50 lbs per year since I last saw her
>mfw she will probably will die in the next 5 years
Uh fuck no dude she has nothing going for her she's a leech
Am I the only one who would laugh uncontrollably and walk away?
She didnt even know me well enough to do that. I got to know her in one class and she was the best thing in the high school. Beautiful, athletic, smart(we were in the advance classes,) blue eyes, blonde.
She had a shitty bf at the time and i was the fat smelly kid. She was so nice and noticed me and talked to me. Obviously pitied me but it always made my day. She flipped her wrangler one day in our 20s.
Miss ya mandy.
I got castrated when I graduated med school. I've had sluts come to me for child support after going in raw, and all I have to do is tell them I'm sterile for their stupid faces to drop. You can save your semen for later if you really want children, but having sex with a condom isn't having sex.
As per the instructions of an experienced friend: spermicide + hot sauce.
Because its a fake ass user
Run and never look back. You should only fuck skinny bitches because skinny bitches are hot as fuck.
Just tie it, stuff it in your pocket and go home to dispose
not if you're sleeping over.
>Implying I interact with women outside of work
>Or men, for that matter
When I speak, I've had co-workers look around in genuine confusion because they've never heard my voice before.
>How have you been? I just graduated college 2 years ago and i'm trying to find a job while living with my parents tee hee. How about you?
but that's me