Just be yourself bro. Girls love confidence

Keep trying faggot but there are guys way uglier than you that have girlfriends

Just face it you didn't socialize properly between the ages of 12-17

You're stunted for life maybe you should have spent more time going to parties and dancing with girls instead of gaming with other nerds

>Weak moustache
>Neck beard
Kek

LOL you're painfully average

Looks matter but not in the way you think.

Shia is a mediocre looking manlet and he would still slay because of how he carries himself.

>just get shredded bro, girls will throw themselves at you

HAHAHAHA

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>inb4 fake
HAHAHAHA

>tfw good looking
>Tfw 50+ tinder matches in a week
>Tfw autism unleashed
>Tfw can't get a date

the bait is set

Is this bait?

dude you're bozzeyed and fat

Vitaly's brother?

Shave beard, contacts, grow top out to balance out baby fat face, get down to single digit body weight... then maybe you'll be in the same local cluster of Vlad up there

dat nigga missing his mouf

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heh ye thanks Chad ill keep that in mind

Hes right. It is really harder. Woman will not approach you whatsoever. And when you approach them, they are acting hard-to-get and I hate this shit.

>because of how he carries himself
>how he carries himself
fucking LMAO

Shia is a mediocre looking manlet and he would still slay because of he is a famous hollywood actor worth millions of dollars. ftfy

If Shia was not famous he would just be another invisible cuck to women.

>B.J. Blazkowicz Mode
damn, this is a handsome man. The guy youre replying to is a fat nosed delusional cuck though.

Handsome

youre basically at your max genetic potential and still average

rough

Thank you man
I dont care what he looks like, he still got a point

>mfw look nearly identical to this guy

Turns out he is Russian as well. I have same eye color as this guy, but I always considered them green, but he lists them as blue as well

Are they blue or green Veeky Forums?

>tfw more popular with the chads who say this than actual girls
w-wew...

There's no way women aren't creaming their pants just at the mere sight of you.

all y'all fags should get a hobby instead of fueling your resentment with this shit

Blue, but that doesn't matter bro. Just be yourself.

N-no... I really do believe this is you. No fake calling here.

Your ancestors spit on you

shave your god damn face if you cant grow well jesus christ facial hair on that mug makes you look fucking filthy.

clean up and you might be working with something.

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Projecting this hard

that post is off the charts. astoundingly gay.

Top tier orbits.

> tfw when I am a subhuman virgin 22 yo neet

In a pretty decent relationship with my sister's friend, we just sorta got cucked by my sister when she told us that she had other plans. Had a good 30 minute conversation about seemingly the same shit my other buddies get on about. I wasn't afraid of talking about the shit I spout online and she even likes Reddit, which for most is a red flag, but shit like black Twitter and old people Facebook is always a good laugh.

I can almost remember every word of the conversation because I am that fragile of my words being used against me, but she didn't seem like the type to fuck me over. Then we started dating

I am in real bad shape, you just have to yourself and actually talk about shit. Sugar coating for people can get you many jobs, but not friends. People like getting real, and people who don't, don't have friends.

Zero zygos retruded orbits, bulbous nose and your mandibular projection isnt even that good. You are a strong 4 / 10 painfully average kek

this some real shit nigga

shia is a fucking beta who acts tough in front of cameras

I'm pretty sure based off the he will not divide us stream he did, he probably has a line of shill ass just