Rebranding

>rebranding
>new website
>new exchanges coming soon

get out

how many of these fucking threads do we need?
it's not funny anymore.

>"altcoins.."

seriously, if there were mods on this board I'd ask them to ban dipshits that post these threads

must be ETP

haha xDDD GOOD CALL! LOL I hate it when people say "altcoins" nearly as much as when people say the word cryptocurrency xDDD liek.... wtf does that word even mean it's totally an overused word that doesn't even mean anything especially when you're talking about cryptocurrencies xDDD why would you need to use the word altcoins, can't you just say alternative currencies to bitcoin???

>"shitposts.."

> feeling comfy

>ASIC resistant

How many Link threads do we need?
How many Pink Wojack threads do we need?
How many BTC fork threads do we need?
Why is there only ever one 'side hustle' or non-crypto related business thread at a time?
Why is there almost every day a "how many Xcoin to get a girl like this" thread?
How many TA signals threads do we need?

To be honest this thread we're in right now isn't funny, but it is very informative.

im crying and i dont know what to do

i come from a poor country (insert country here) and i put all my savings on (shitcoin) after someone made a thread here... i had nice coins with other coins like OMG and LTC... i am so stupid... but why so much evil in this world? i am poor, i need this money. my mom is unemployed, i once told her how much money i was making with crypto... i dont know anymore. i hope there is a god and he does something with those people... not fair.

...

>it solves the oracle problem

>i called this coin at x sats

>solid dev team
>this is the new ethereum
>check out the charts
>big announcements coming soon
>dev is active in the slack
>going to bittrex soon
>big if true
>roadmap soon
>Wallet beta released
>logo redesign
>updated roadmap
>new blog post
>whales are accumulating
>next 24hours are critical
>youve missed (top 3 coin) (color), are you gonna miss (top 3 coin) (precious metal) too?!!
>this is the (top 10 coin) of (country)
>is a smart contract that runs on the ethereum network
>vote here so it can be listed on yobit
>it's a good coin
>it's not a scam
>huge announcements coming
>read the whitepaper
>look at the roadmap
>it's not too late to buy
>partnership with [insert Fortune 500 company here] coming soon
>big conference soon
>ui redesign coming soon
>marketing isn't a priority right now
>it's going to be added to Bittrex soon
>accumulate during the dip
>whales are manipulating the price
>just HODL
>uninstall your blockfolio and come back in x years
>netflix on the blockchain
>it will moon from 4$ to 25$ next month
>it brings X to the blockchain
>the premine will be used to fund development
>its a fork of X
>it scales better than X
>partnered with Microsoft
>solid dev team
>its under $1
>it's backed by X
>it's built upon the X platform
>it's gone up by X% in the past 24 hours
>big announcement in X days
>it will revolutionize the X industry
>it's still not on any of the major exchanges
>it's like exactly like X but better>x by the end of week, screen cap this
>_________ is making a decision today.
>Just wait until China wakes up
>active on [messaging application]
>(country name) finance ministry loves this coin
>rebranding
>new website
>new exchanges coming soon
>ASIC resistant
>I called this coin at X sats

>You must be crazy to want to buy this shitcoin X. Everyone knows that the next coin to pump to the heavens is Metaverse ETP.

>Get your shit right. Get rich and don't stay poor.

>if i see another one of these threads im dumping my links/omg on you fags.

>last chance
>stay poor

bruh i cant even lmao

>C#-compatible
>Microsoft partnership confirmed

>institutional money

This guy has seen some shit

We got a grizzled veteran of the Alt wars over here.

rofl i did this for /mu/ a few years ago and would post the copypasta in every shit thread. the asshurt was so real

>huge potential in asian markets