The roaches got in my protein again

The roaches got in my protein again
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>not eating the roaches for those nuclear gainz

You know those things have lids, right?

Yes i left the cup closed overnight... the small ones got it

What kind of fucked up 3rd-world-country do you live in that your house is roach-infested?

East LA.

H-how does roaches enter your protein shake?

TriHard EAST LA

>overnight
what?

>Free extra gainz

Cx

They come out at night from a different realm to stop me from making gains

That is a lot of fucking roaches for for overnight with the lid closed, you need to hire an exterminator.

E N Z A D E N I N O

>East LA.

>fucked up 3rd-world-country
I could have guessed it's murica.

Do they climb into the plastic thing that holds the protein powder?

FREE ICE

>turning your nose up at extra protein
>making it
pick one
I bet you don't even eat your own cum

xC im sad if hes perma

>mfw its a fight for the protein
>mfw theyre making more gains than me because im cutting..theyre not

>drinking cockroaches

Do americans really do this?

careful, user, those roaches might get swole soon

that's rough bro, the gain goblin realm should honestly just be nuked from orbit

...

...Do you leave undrunk protein shake sitting out all night, or do you leave loose powder in your bottle all night then mindlessly shake it without seeing it's filled with roaches?
Either way, get your shit together man.

Damn I gotta find me some silkworms.

>dat protein
>dat calcium

Clean your fucking kitchen dude. Always wash your dishes after using. Sweep kitchen everyday. Get roach traps and chalk.
t. LA bro

Dude I lived in Tampa and my roach problem wasn't even this hard to control what the fuck is wrong with you? You must really not care.

Cx

>East LA

It all makes since now

cmonbruh

>the ants came back

Free Ice

Shit tastes hella good desu
Like sunflower seeds

Looks like a German cockroach get some shit to bait and kill them or call a pro they will hella ingest your shit

East LA here too. Roaches all up in my apartment complex. Raid roach bait strategically placed in the corners of my kitchen & bathroom usually keeps em at bay for about 3 months at a time.

start using "advion" gel bait/insecticide

its fucking magical how well it works.

do your property owners ever have the building treated?

>Dat ash

Roaches ARE the protein silly.

>roach infested apartment in California probably $2k a month or something stupid
>meanwhile apartment with no bugs in Indiana only $700 a month

Feels good man, we have less commies and Chicanos too

>has to live in Indiana
lol.

Leaving humanity behind