Girl asks guy how tall he is

>Girl asks guy how tall he is
>guys says 6 foot 1
>obviously like 5 foot 9 or 10
>girl believes him anyway

how do they get away with this? I see through your bullshit.

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The first step is to escape from the manlet pit.

it only works when your taller than the girl. My 50 year old mother who's 5'7 knows a 6'0 man who's surprisingly just as tall as her. My point being is that you can lie to short people and get away with it, but not people your height or taller.

>girl asks how tall he is
>guy says 1m78
>obviously the truth
>She doesn't care either way because Europeans aren't as shallow as ameritards.

>be with manlet guy, no more than 5'9"
>girl asks him how tall he is
>he says "six foot"
>she asks me how tall I am
>I say 6'2" (I'm actually 6'3")
>she calls out the manlet for lying
>he looks super angry at me

I'm a 6'0 manlet but I say I'm 5'9 to mess with my peoples heads.

I'm 6'1", does that mean I can say I'm 6'4"

>TFW 5'11"
>Girlfriend is 5'3"
>She thinks I'm 6'1"
She can never know my secret.

Y'all niggas are stupid. If it is that uncomfortable to you just say you're 5'2" with a shit eating grin. They always laugh and never question further. Works like 80% of the time unless you're really 5'2", in that case you need to kill yourself asap.

being a manlet is actually an advantage


manlets will work twice as hard to make up for their shortness

>grills can't tell height for shit
>anyone shorter than you will believe any height you claim to be

The only way I see this biting you later on is having taller friends that will put your ass back down

I am 5'7 and tell all girls that I am 6'1. Nobody knows my true height and it works. Its not a big deal only a few inches.

>be 5"10
>always wear boots say im 6"

fight me faggots

>Half a foot is only a few inches
You poor thing.

Dumbest post in the thread.

>be 6'4"
>wear Veeky Forums austrian meme boots
>become 6 foot 6

yikes...

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>gf's friend comes over to pick her up
>say hey and give her a hug
>looks me up and down and asks how tall I am
>I'm 6'3"
>"Are you sure?.. The guy I'm talking to says he's 6 ft and you're at least 6 inches taller. He must be lying about his height."

When will they learn?

your gf is fine with you hugging her friends in front of her?

He's 6'3", his girlfriend will put up with anything he does

i'm 6'4" and my ex cheated on me.

>not greeting girls with a hug

low test

how autistic are you its just a nice thing to do lol you dont hug your girl friends?

t. manlet making up stories

im 6'0'' and I'm sorry she did that to you and she'll never get anyone better than you, you'll find someone better I believe in you I would never treat you like that

Are you sure you're not two manlets in a long trench coat? That happens sometimes

I pity your paranoid, insecure relationship.

>6'4 barefoot
>tell people i'm 6'2-6'3

doing my part to skew the height perceptions the other way.

why arent you doing your part to defeat manlets?

>I would never treat you like that

this is coming from a... guy?

>douchehouse

I'm 6'0

>tfw when king of manlets

JUST

>tfw only 6'
>some of my friends claim theyre 6'
>when asked say im 5'8
who else here /devilish/?

Yes, it's called compensating and is highly unattractive.

>6'7
>Whenever I'm out with my friends I say I'm 6'2

it is, no homo

>Be 6'2
>Best friend is 5'8 and has a manlet complex
>When people ask him hiw tall he is he says 5'10
>Always laugh at him and prpceed to tell the girl he's lieing because I am 5'10
>He fucking hates this
>Still loves me thou, no homo

Even when I hear a guy who is shorter than me tell his true height I'll go up to him and claim I'm under 6ft and he's lieing. I feed off manlet rage.

I'm 5'9 but girls keep telling me I'm small.

wtf i thought that was average.

You are a hero and I salute you

my buddy is the opposite
>6'2
>best friend is 5'8-5'9
>says he's 5'7
>Every girl we meet in public flirts with him
I'm the one with the height complex tbqh, but not enough to where I lie

They flirt with him to "neg" you so that you become interested.

Y-yeah i h-hug my g-girl friends a-all the time, y-you know w-when they c-come o-over

lol this cope

Im extremly jellous. Every guy my gf is friends with is some guy she will cheat on me with.

>cope

I do this all the time
>Tfw you tell girls that you're not interested in that you're 5' 10", when you're actually 6'
>Friends that ARE interested in the same girls are actually 5' 10" and girls immediately assume that they're lying about their height

>6'1
>when asked I say I'm 5'7

>6'8
>when asked I say I'm 4'11

>1m84 masterrace

>asks
Clearly cares enough to ask