are you man enough to decide right now to take cold showers for the rest of your life? I decided it in the beginning of 2015 and not a single drop of hot water touched my skin since then.
Don't you just wanna feel the urge to headbutt Mike Tyson after a real fucking nape-killer icy shower?
Don't you just wanna feel being the only real guy in a crowded room you just had entered, knowing others would cry for hot water while you would step cold-bloodedly under the tap?
Don't you see the equation that in a situation where all other conditions are equal, guy who takes cold showers would beat the shit out of the hot-showering pussy?
Don't you wanna have the rooted inside-voice that will alert you whenever you wanna ease a situation, not only when you wanna turn on the hot tap?
Don't you want your son to have a proper dad, not some faggot that can't stand the water coming from the other tap?
It will be a new step to manhood, trust me. Other benefits are;
>harder erections >balls getting slightly bigger due to rising sperm levels and quality of the alive ones >increased range of ejaculation >whiter and thicker cum >faster metabolism >better skin >shiny hair >better sleep quality >reduced stress levels >bursting agressiveness when needed >increased alertness >can wake up in the mornings without effort >not being ill anymore except a slight cold which you can get over standing
Xavier Perry
>when you accept the coldness and become /zen/ Honestly I just do it because I'm hairy as fuck and hate coming out the shower with sweaty swamp crotch.
Ayden Robinson
Become an inspirational speaker or something. Im doing nothing but cold showers from now on bc this sounds badass
Jason Harris
Been taking cold showers for the whole of 2017 so far.
This coming winter (ausfag) will test me but I'm going strong.
So far I've noticed my skin and hair is better. I do have more motivation (but maybe thats because my career is progressing) but I do like the Spartan austerity of everyday having a small mental challenge of dealing with cold water.
I do have a rule though that I am allowed to have a hot shower if someone is in the shower with me. I'm also pleased to say that the amount of times I've had shower sex this year has increased dramatically.
Matthew Foster
Agreed
t. Dr. Manos Broscience PhD
Sebastian Scott
>harder erections >balls getting slightly bigger due to rising sperm levels and quality of the alive ones >increased range of ejaculation >whiter and thicker cum >faster metabolism >better skin >shiny hair >better sleep quality >reduced stress levels >bursting agressiveness when needed >increased alertness >can wake up in the mornings without effort >not being ill anymore except a slight cold which you can get over standing
None of these are scientifically proven and are anecdotal.
Bentley Garcia
Let's go over some of this stuff:
>harder erections placebo >balls getting slightly bigger due to rising sperm levels and quality of the alive ones not real >increased range of ejaculation placebo >whiter and thicker cum base on diet and hydration >faster metabolism go to the fucking gym if you want to lose weight >better skin or you could just take hot showers and rinse your face with cold water after to close pores, same exact thing. >shiny hair that's from the shampoo not the cold shower >better sleep quality placebo >reduced stress levels placebo, maybe even increased stress levels from the cortisol you produce by taking cold showers >bursting agressiveness when needed yeah because you're a psychopath >increased alertness ok sure cold water wakes you up >can wake up in the mornings without effort placebo >not being ill anymore except a slight cold which you can get over standing placebo
Every single positive effect from cold showers can be achieved by just turning the shower cold for 5 seconds at the end of the shower. Taking complete, full length cold showers is unnecessary, and is a typical trait of psychopaths.
Carson Diaz
>long cold showers is a typical trait of psychopaths sauce? psych student here and ive never heard this
Lucas Rivera
My rent is way too expensive to not use warm water. I live in the first world so I'm going to shower like it too. >ITT: thinly veiled water merchant.
Jacob Roberts
Obviously. Doesn't mean it's useless advice. >t. feckless 'everything needs to have 5 peer reviewed clinical trials to be reasonable' nerd
Matthew Harris
>He thinks timed cortisol production only increases stress Stick to one word responses please
Jaxson Ortiz
>My situation is comfortable so I'm going to become comfortable and soft The degradation of modern man
Ethan Edwards
This is retarded You're retarded
I bet when you're fucking 90 and decrepit you'll fondly look back on taking cold showers just because
Isaiah Jones
Men should seek out comfort when he can because life in general is a battle. When you have kate upton asking you for sex you shouldn't go fuck a bottle full of acid because you are a man and shouldn't be soft. You are a pretentious twat. Get out of Veeky Forums
Jacob Sanders
>not being ill anymore except a slight cold which you can get over standing LOL no, you'll be sick CONSTANTLY because your body will be using all available resources trying to keep your core temperature up, especially in the Wintertime, and your immune system will be compromised by this.
Anons of Veeky Forums, don't be dumb and fall for this stupid troll-meme, your common sense should be listened to, here. All the so-called 'benefits' the faggot OP lists here may as well include 'colors are brighter and foods taste better' for all the validity of them; he's just listing common things that everyone wants and not providing any proof -- it's a troll-meme, don't fall for it.
Josiah Thompson
Everything OP said is anecdotal and no proof has been provided for any of them. This thread should die.
Jordan Rogers
>Paying for things and not using them. I earned that hot water with my paycheck, user. Work went into that. If I decide to quit using hot water then I better not get the bill for it.
Samuel Jenkins
mane youre supposed to get clean in the shower
Ryder Rodriguez
I do it around bed time and it really does help make me sleepy. Cold showers also perk me up when I'm feeling down. I also like going all the way cold for a couple minutes and then turning it to hot for a little head rush.
I'm in user, I'll try doing more cold showers since summer is here
Nathaniel Phillips
t. samefagging
Ryan Wright
Nah I'm a totally other guy
Alexander Perry
>or you could just take hot showers and rinse your face with cold water after to close pores
>pores can open and close
Alexander Ramirez
fuck that I'm broke as shit so a hot shower is one of the few luxuries I enjoy in my life