How do we solve the obesity problem?

>>Fine parents for having obese children regularly
They are typically from low-income households, so fining would only exacerbate the issue. It should definitely be reason to call social services however. If a kid gets pre-diabetic, they should be taken from their parents.

>>Teach proper diet and calorie counting in schools
It's already taught. Even in the deep south, we were taught CICO. The issue is that a single one-semester health course is going to be completely overridden by all the nonsense kids see on TV, hear from their fat parents, and read in Men's Health about "good carbs" and "bad calories" or whatever.

>>Make a law that obese adults are no longer eligible for health insurance
Simply a law allowing insurance providers to refuse individuals with high bodyfat.

Don't punish, but pressure. Tax companies that sell foods with over a certain amount of macronutrients per gram of product. Chokehold the fast food industry until they shut down because they no longer make good profit, or make the switch to sales of healthier food products.

The production of unhealthy foods will become a too expensive industry. Nobody will entertain junk food anymore.

People will still be able to become obese, but obesity will also become an expensive lifestyle. Before, you could consume less with that of more calories. Now, you need to consume more with that of less calories to maintain that obesity.

People will be pressured into buying healthy food product. Especially the working class.

Supply and demand. Junk becomes uncommon and expensive. Which causes demand for healthy food, increasing the supply of healthy food, lowering costs of healthy food.

But I doubt any western government will impose taxes on their corporate masters.

The first guy looks like one of the Bogdanoff twins

The Australian government was about to try a lightweight version of this - every food package was going to be marked on the front with a star rating for nutritional value. Luckily for the junk food industry, the conservatives were swept to power who quickly made the scheme optional instead of mandatory after receiving substantial food lobbyist donations. Heaven forbid a country with >60% obesity mildly inconvenience food manufacturers by requiring them to indicate how fat their food is going to make you. The industry is too powerful.

More here if anyones interested thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/politics/2014/07/05/the-political-power-food-lobbyists/1404482400

I dont think you can. I think at this point there is a degree of genetics involved due to fatties mating with other fatties.

Eventually, it will become commonplace, and with the advancements of technology and science, fewer and fewer of our species will be skinny, putting us in high demand. meaning we get preferred mates.

so by all means, keep the fatties, but lets make sure they arent successful and take our women

I want to open this business one day.
>Pay fatties to come in.
>Harvest their fat.
>Make soaps/oils.
>Sell it for profit.

How do I solve my fat fetish problem?

Tyler durden

You could go a long way just by slapping a production tax and import tariff on any simple sugar by weight or by amount added to a product if it's a complete foodstuff being imported. Use the money raised to subsidize the prices of healthier foods.

People would absolutely lose their shit. New York already floated this idea in 2010, and had to abandon it due to massive lobbying and public outrage against it, despite it corresponding almost linearly with a decrease in consumption wherever its tried. People really like their shit food.

>In 2010, New York State considered a soda tax, however opposition from the soda industry and economists made a strong antitax campaign, spending at least double of the tax supporters, so the plan failed.

It's also been tried at the federal level with similar results

>In 2009, the Obama Administration explored levying an excise tax on sweetened beverages as part of health care reform efforts, but the proposal was abandoned after heavy lobbying by the beverage industry.[87]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugary_drinks_tax

We droped nukes but they used it to cook hot pockets.

True. It'll pretty much only be a possibility in places with single payer or otherwise taxation funded healthcare. Then the people pushing for the tax have the draw card of "Here's what Type 2 Diabetes cost the health care system last week".

This is why
youtube.com/watch?v=fISgKl8dB3M

this

Is that Daniel Johnston? DELET THIS!

Nothing. System that enables this is going to crash somedays and evolution will take care of the rest.

Stop subsidizing corn.

Sugar does not cause obesity and reducing sugar intake does not prevent or reverse obesity. You see the same thing in Australia, UK, China, other countries: Less sugar, still more obesity.

Americans and most Westerners in general get more empty calories from added fat in the form of oil and butter than from added sugar. They also eat way too much cheese and other high-fat animal products.

The sugar thing is a very obvious distraction by the meat industry.

feed them to the homeless

if they can't do X then they get put down

Another tax for shit food. It works in Europe.

Tax unhealthy food and invest that into prevention.
Restrict marketing towards kids.
Force education about nutrition and obesity upon parents of overweight kids.
Take the kids away from parents in extreme cases.

>convince one another that the obesity chart is off
>lol ricco piano is obese?
>convince school boards to actually serve healthy shit instead of what they label as healthy.
>educate more about nutrition, make it a staple.
>make gym classes more cult-like and make students exercise certain amounts. track progressions. etc. be graded on that shit instead of: show up in uniform. move around a bit.
>make recess before lunch.
>parents stop feeding kids bullshit at home.
>parents stop eating bullshit.
>educate children about the importance of analyzing and comprehension. rather than for example sit them in front of a tv and them taking it in how they may. this develops into how and what people watch in the future. apply this concept to everything.
>educate people on buying things based on what the fuckin food is, rather than the lettering, colors, images, etc on the packages.
>families be more active on a day to day basis. we are made to move and survive. all we seem to do nowadays is stand, sit, and jog from the car to the building to avoid the rain.
>>eliminate thicc grill threads. or make them about how said females can help lose bf%.

>get letter in mail
>one parent reads it, shows it to other.
standing while reading mail cause most people stand while reading mail.
>both going over paragraphs in disgust, gesturing and curt vocal tones take over.
>resentfully accept the law but do so with an attitude.
>like those co-workers who always have to add an attitude to the task at hand because they don't like their options in the position they are playing.
>14 year olds but they're 40.
this is how grown people act.

Eat less food

>that picture
"I want to be fit and healthy, but I don't want to be one of those fit and healthy guys"

Eat what chinks eat

change norms not policy, its the greatest way to get something done and make bad policy decisions.

Make obese people shamed, make them considered not funny characters but just gross characters, they should be always seen as burdens, encourage people to strive for an ideal, not to stagnate (however there will never be an ideal)

Removing subsidies is the best only real policy option. that or giving insurance and healthcare providers to ability to refuse additional non life threatening treatments till they lose weight. people do this for smokers.

Re-instill values like God, Honor, and Homeland into your country. The obese lack morales and decency and a proper sense of morality and values will help boost their confidence and make them strive to be active physically and mentally.

>a world exclusivley populated by skinnyfats lanklets and otters
"No"

>sugar does not cause obesity
>a widely available cheap legal drug more addictive than cocaine

It seems like the destruction of industrial civilization or genetic engineering may be the only way.

>About to remark about how the bible-thumping 'MURICAN south and midwest completely disproves this theory
>Remember they're actually a bunch of Mammonists Jesus wouldn't think twice of tearing a new asshole worse than Sherman did

actually fuck someone fat

In which retarded country public shaming (i.e saying to someone he is pathetic fat fuck) is illegal?
'murica I presume

It's not illegal anywhere I don't think, though you can probably still sue for emotional damages or some other stupid shit somewhere. Legalizing it would take away their ability to fight back.

>so fining would only exacerbate the issue.
At some point they'll run out of money to buy food.

>Mammonists
I think the proper term is Mammonite .

Kill them all they aren't human and should the able to reproduce. They are the scum of the earth.

The guy in that gif has Prader willi

Public shaming.

>Make everything more expensive for everyone because some people can't control themselves when they eat
>Implying you can't get fat off of "healthy" foods

Every school has a mandatory 2 hours physical exercise per day (1 at the start, 1 at the end)
there is also a compulsory lesson taught every week about cookery and nutrition.

It's honestly that simple, once children see themselves performing and feeling better they will want to keep that up. You would also however need to make a cultural focus on the glorification of fitness, which again could be done through schools (for instance in elementary school the history lessons could focus on the greeks and romans)

Nuke America

>implying it's just america
almost all of the developed world is full of fat people now (east asia being the exception). I live in Europe and more than half the population is overweight

That's because Europe is currently modeling itself after America. Nuke America first and the rest of the world will be saved.

How do you become morbidly obese like these fucks? I'm not going to pretend that i'm not fat, but i don't think i could get anywhere near the weight of these mongoloids if I tried.

hmmm
prehaps u are riht

>tobacco smokers
Wtf does that have to do with obesity
Nuclear war is most likely insanely expensive

we dont

how does someone else being obese effect you

if anything increasing obesity rates are positive for any of us who care about aesthetics as we become rarer and thus more valuable

smoking actually increases your TDEE, meaning you're less likely to be overweight

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/3941694
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2773833

Some form of socialism

the cost of healthcare going up???

>Increasing resource use of an increasing number of individuals can't possibly be bad for us as a collective

Pay attention kids, because this is how what I'm presuming is a vegan shitbag lies with statistics.

Do you know what 1999 was? 1999 was the year Americans consumed THE MOST sugar. Peak Sugar. So setting that as 100% is kinda fucking deceptive don't you think?

Pic Related is what the graph looks like when you aren't fucking the data with an arbitrary cutoff point and deceptive normalization.

All data from: ers.usda.gov/data-products/sugar-and-sweeteners-yearbook-tables/sugar-and-sweeteners-yearbook-tables/#U.S. Consumption of Caloric Sweeteners

Something should be jumping out at you waving its arms around looking at the picture by the way.

Fixed Graph

Also, here's another one from the same source. Meat Consumption 2006 - 2015. So if it's all a cover up by the meat industry, and meat is what makes people fat, why has the massive decline in meat consumption not had any impact?

Admit that obesity is an addiction to food/caloric drinks and treat it as such.

Have interventions and put them into rehab programs like you would alcoholics or druggies.

This is my experimental extreme protocol for getting from sedentary obese slob to semi jacked in just 8 weeks.So any fatass who has the balls to stick to it will be shredded by summer.

I will explain in terms of food, exercise and drugs.

Week 1
Food: eat exactly as you have been eating but eat at a deficit of 500-750 calories per day.(if you were eating 4000 calories eat 3250 calories) in addition drink at least 1 gallon of water a day.
Exercise: mild 3 day a week cardio sessions
Drugs: 250mg test e, 350 mg tren ace per week, 50mg wimstrol per day, 24mg ephedrine per day, 400mg caffeine per day.

Week 2: Food: eat the same diet you've been eating in week 1 but eat half the total calories (if you were eating 3325 calories, eat about 1650 calories) still consume at least 1 gallon of water a day.
Drugs: same as week 1, add in aromasin 25mg monday and Friday
Exercise: 3 mild hypertrophy weight training sessions immediately followed by 3 light cardio sessions, still training 3x a week.

Week 3
Food: eat 1000 calories per day, consisting only of fruits, vegetables, raw nuts and seeds. Drink at least a gallon of water a day. Take a multivitamin/mineral and pro biotic culture pill a day.
Drugs: same as week 2
Exercise:same as week 2

Week 4

Food: water fast, eat no or as close to no calories as possible, drink at least 1-2 gallons of water a day, continue taking the multi vitamin/mineral and probiotic.
Drugs: test e 250mg/week, tren ace 350mg/week, winstrol 100mg/day, ephedrine 24mg/day, aromasin 25mg Mon and Fri.
Exercise 3x per week light to moderate hypertrophy weight training sessions, +2 light to moderate cardio sessions for a total of 5 training days per week.

Week 5
Food same as week 4
Drugs same as week 4
Exercise same as week 4

Week 6
Food same as week 3, but add in 100 grams of protein via protein powder.
Drugs same as week 5
Food same as week 5

Weeks 7 and 8 everything the same as week 5

Week 9 eat at maintenance, standard PCT with Nolva and Clomid.

If you lose weight and keep it off/maintain a healthy BMI you get a generous retirement plan and the government pays for all of your healthcare. Retirement kicks in at a much more reasonable age than 62(?).

Or you Uncle Sam buys you a lifted truck or something, people in different parts of the US are motivated by different things.

Keep your shit confined to one thread stupid dick squeezing fairy fuck.

This. Everyone with trap/shemale fetish needs to get in bed with one irl too. I bet majority won't even make it to bed

fatocaust

>Nuclear war is most likely insanely expensive
Wut.
Everything is already made, delivery systems are already in place.
They're expensive if you don't use them.

true love will find u in the end

lol the "douchehouse" what a piece of garbage. this fat fuck is the real douche here

I'm fat.
Yes.
Please.
Stop being a bitch, if you're talking from a point of not being fat stop defending fat niggers. '

Best way to get people to stop being fat is to have people go through medical exams every year.
Failing the exam because of obesity should result in higher insurances, taxes, and less representation as a whole in media.
I'm fat but I go day to day trying to stay in shape, I work out and stay as healthy as possible but I don't mind eating some fucking steak and frenchfries.
I hate fat people and probably have caused a dozen emo fat chicks to cut their wrists, but I don't care because whale oil is top dollar.
Next time you see a fat guy at the gym hitting the big weights, think about this fat user.

I'm scared I will like it more though. I'm already attracted to fatties IRL, not just on the internet. Plus I have slight fetish for being fat myself, and I've already gained weight and lost it multiple times before. I'm just tired of my affinity for this sort of self destructiveness.. I feel like some things you shouldnt experiment with regardless of how relatively hatmless they are in comparison to other things. Id rather stop at the gates and nor go any farther and risk getting into more toxic shit.

The same way it's been solved since the late 1800's: stop eating carbs.