>Join a hole-in-the-wall gym >Befriend regulars over time >Get some sick routines and some sick gains despite my asthma >Decide it's time to stop being self-conscious and just hit the beach >Make arrangements >Board a flight shortly afterwards >Flight attendant (guy) tells me I've got quite the size >Autistically tell him only compared to himself
Henry Jones
there's already a therad you illiterate fuck delete this thread
Jaxon Carter
That wasnt autistic, it was alpha as fuck
Logan Diaz
eye roni
Nathaniel Evans
>Autistically tell him only compared to himself 4u
Charles Collins
>at work when i go to the front of the office >the old lady secretary knocks some papers off her desk >i go over and bend over to pick them up >she thanks me and i walk out the door >walk back in a couple minutes later and all 4 secretaries knock papers off their desk >the young cute one says she's going to make it rain if i keep bending over
did my ass make it?
Michael Rodriguez
>be me >meet qt at store >she lives in my building >fix her car >take her grocries up to her apartment >mett her kid >charm her >and say only two words
Gabriel Fisher
underrated
Isaiah Sanchez
It did lad, rip would be proud
Aiden Phillips
that's a lovely lovely meme.
Jonathan Jones
Anybody self conscious about their gains when they go to beach? I've made some huge progress this year and most normies would consider me very aesthetic now.
I know as soon as I take my shirt off at the beach I'm gonna be the center of attention. I'm not ready for this Veeky Forums, how do you transition to chad mode?
Asher Brooks
just lift and be confident bro
Liam Torres
post pics, depends how low normie standards go
Jacob Morgan
> Be at comedy show with friends. > Sit at table next to another table. I sit on the end so I get to sit next to strangers. > One girl at other table is obviously not enjoying the show. Clearly bored. > Her eyes wander around room, attention eventually focuses to me. > Starts to eye fuck me. Gets to the point where her body isn't even facing the stage anymore. > Exchange a couple of glances because of how obvious it is but don't care, too busy enjoying the show. > Group of friends tell me afterwards that that one girl was drooling over me all night.
She was pretty attractive. Maybe an 8/10. But for some reason it really turned me off that she wasn't enjoying the show or even attempting to enjoy the show. So Basic.
Jayden Brown
That's fucking hilarious.
Nolan King
Why would I post a pic? Your standards are tainted by this board so you can't judge a physique from an objective standpoint
Tyler Thompson
>Real human bean Also checked
Brody Russell
>Met her kid
At that point you Noped the fuck out of there, don't be her savior. She can live in the mess she created for herself, there are plenty of fine women who don't have kids.
Jason Morales
That's sexual harassment user. Report her to HR.
Carter Jones
Awesome! Where'd you get that scorpion jacket?
Brayden Walker
> be me 13 walking down street with manlet friend > " user i cant get girls what do i do?" > spot 6/10 walking down the street > walk up to her and ask for a hug > look her deep in the eyes and say something like " your really cute, can i kiss you?" > make out then walk off and just say thanks bye > manlet thinks im a boss but really was too shy to stay with girlfriends more than a month