Alpha test

>"Wow, user i see you've been hitting the gym"
>"You may look alpha now but i bet you're still that pathetic loser from high school and cant even maintain eye contact with me"

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Well Veeky Forums.. can you?

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Why would I want to stare someone down for 4+ min straight?

I've had some customers look at me like this since I've made noob gains. Still feel and look like a fat piece of shit though.

leave the house you fucking autist, nobody talks like this you utter, miserable failure

If it's some rando then they're not getting eye contact, if I like them or respect them then yes. Fight me

Is this really a thing? I'm a total social autist when it comes to girls and even I can maintain eye contact when talking to them.

If a girl I was talking to spoke like this, I would just tell everybody how autistic she is.

>not doing 1 min eye-contacts x 4
>making it

pick 1

>that video
Made me spaghetti hard, wtf Veeky Forums I'm feeling love feels already unironically

>mfw i watched the entire video
>mfw the feels

Fuck you Veeky Forums, i fucking hate you guys

She looks like my high-school crush....

>tfw my boss maintains crazy eye contact and doesn't look away for a second
I'm not an aspie and i can look a person in the eyes, but damn he'll just look directly in my eyes for an entire 20m meeting. At some point i will always get uncomfortable and just look around for a sec.
This isn't normal right lads? No one does that right? I think he's a former aspie that learned about eye contact and now over doing it

He's gay btw. He tryna get the fug bois?

Mods will you start handing out 3 day bans for this stupid shit.

yea thats pretty creepy..

wow she is lovely

damn it hurts

Yeah that's not normal, what I usually do with people like that is smile heartily and look away

OP is een flikker

I always have to remind myself of making eye contact because otherwise my eyes will just go search for something else to look at. Unless I'm tired, then I start starring at people, just because they/their face is a convinient point in space to focus on.

He wants to fuck. Get promoted brah

I fucking love eye contact and girls with pretty eyes, the most difficult part of this video is not getting an erection.

wtf now I'm in love with her

>making """eye contact""" with your screen somehow should help you making eye contact with a real qt.

people that actually use this kinda shit will never make it.

This video is the biggest red pill on 'love' ever.
The fact that men can get in 'love' with a fucking video of a girl smiling proves that love is 100% physical

>40s in
fuck guys i think i am in love, even teared up a little,

this is the longest time i looked at a qt girls eye or had one look a me -- why she looks so nice? my heart skips a beat everytime she smiles at me

I-is this how it feels to be loved?

Anyone saying they're in love after this isn't a man though.

fuark breh she wants my dick so bad

>tfw that video gives me the irresistible urge to stare at the ground
>autismo why

Watch the whole video and tell me you didn't get at least a little bit of feels

Can anyone track down this whore and tell me if she has a Chad bf. I'm 100% sure she fucking does fuck the world

casper the droopy eyed ghost there is barely a solid 6

This video is a lie it doesn't help with eye contact. It helps make a feel I don't wanna feel anymore

stfu?!!?

i hate eye contact. doesnt matter if its a girl or a guy. however, i think it should come naturally if youre interested in someone, if you force yourself to look into her eyes you will come off as a sweaty sperg. so redpill in a nutshell

Men see an attractive woman who is displaying interest and react by immediately projecting their idea of an idealized mate onto her. Now of course they are much more likely to be a dumb cunt than an ideal mate, but it needs to be this way, or men would never approach and the species would die out.

Videos like this trick our brains which evolved long before video recording technology to be sensitive to these signs of flirtatious interest.

That's because you are. Drink this pre-trainer and get the fuck back in the gym, pussy.

Don't feel bad about your reaction, that's normal. Some people take eye contact too far, slight breaks in the eye contact are totally normal and expected and its normal to get weirded out when people don't do that.

Done. And I was licking my lips and stroking my cock the entire time.

hes ex autismo trying to improve. at least he's getting there. in time he'll learn to look away periodically.

This. Looking at them isn't the problem. Looking at them and while talking to them is sometimes kinda hard. Looking at them and not knowing what to say is fucking hell. I feel like a total creep just standing there, looking in someone's eyes and not knowing what to say.

I ended up smiling like a retard and looking at her lips and mouth a lot, when she smiled.

looking at a womans mouth and then their eyes is an ioi

How the fuck do you respond when a girl compliments you on your eyes? The few times I actually maintain eye contact with girls the conversation ends with
>You have nice eyes, user
>Y-you too

ur some rando m8

smile and say thank you, you autist. Or say something witty. Jeeezus how do you people manage any normal interaction with people.

>Thanks, I got them for my birthday
If she laughs, you got it in the bag. Even if she knows the joke already she'll laugh if she likes you, unless she's trying to playfully tease you.

lasted 4 seconds

>reflexes that make me look at some other part of her face to avoid her eyes immediately kicks in
I really have to work on that.

Forcing eye contact is retarded. I'll give eye contact when I have something important to say to someone and nevermore.

You're not supposed to fap.

kek

She wants your dick

I'm not looking down because I think you are superior or I'm a beta. I'm checking out your rack. Even 50 year old women and my eyes slip. My eyes slip even when talking to women in their 50's. Just a habit.

this reminds me too much of pov porn and gives me a half chub

He wants to stretch your tight asshole f.am

>tfw literally to intelligent too make eye contact naturally

Other people don't even think about it I'm sure. I on the other hand have to focus on it so much I can't even hear what the person is saying

>"I like your eyes, user"
>"t-thank you, you autist"

Jej

Does this actually work

It's important not to do this, but i'd rather err on the side of too much eye contact as opposed to too little.

I've noticed that people are very quick to trust me and even though i'm quiter as a person, ive been told that i'm charismatic by girls and coworkers.

I don't trust people that cannot maintain eye contact. It's the most beta thing ever

it's more than just eye contact

Yes.
Shoebill is my spirit animal.

underrated comment

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>Yfw only pretty lonely, sad, and damaged but not the most
>So you're a dickish sad sack who doesn't know shit

watching this actually feels so depressing

>play video
>seeing her cute face makes me smile a bit
>mfw she smiles back at the same time

feels good man

>never played the staring game with qt gf in highschool

never gonna

But would it ever happen in real life?

Why do I fall in love so easily? ;_;

I never understand this.

What is so hard about looking someone in the eye?

I could keep eye contact all the way through.
In real life I can't do it at all. My head starts shaking. To keep it from doing that I keep it in a stiff position, slightly facing away from my target and look at the target from the corners of my eyes.

It's pretty bad for dates, which is why I picked up walking dates where you don't have to look at each other constantly.

Stop watching peterson lectures

its pretty easy to watch her but offline i always get distracted and cant hold my gaze for more than 5 seconds

>trying maintain eye contact on something/someone
>head starts shaking
Same shit happens to me, I hate it.

kek this holy fuck

Eye Contact is a form of connection, confrontation, intimacy, etc usually involve strong eye contact. When you're insecure you're usually trying to guard yourself from these situations

I didn't feel anything. What a waste of 4 minutes.

>maintaining eyecontact with my fuckbuddy / gf
>WHY DO YOU ONLY LOOK ME IN MY LEFT EYE
>mfw

damn stealing this corny line thanks user this is genius

switch between eyes, look around her face, concentrate on her lips for a while then go back to the eyes

first time i realised was when I started seeing girls with their boyfriends check me out constantly

then they'd fidget and spaghetti try and get their attention back / put their hand around them really uncomfortably lol

to assert dominance and instill fear

...

>click on vid to crush some skank in a staring contest or whatever its about
>instead i fall in love with her two minutes in

Fuck you guys this is bullshit

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B-brehs...

get on dat dere bbc hypno instead senpai

No fampai, I like Her. More video like that and OP's one?

to show that you're the alpha male

no problem, felt quite comfortable and good, even had to smile when she smiled.

Helemaal mee eens.

Keep coping

Watch and let's see if you're alpha I'm still shaking

If you have to watch a video to practice maintaining eye contact you are beyond saving.

I lasted for a minute before I had to look at the video length. I mean c'mon that was boring.

what's weird for me is that I can't really keep eye contact with ugly girls but with pretty girls it's a lot easier. It just feels a lot more human with them

this. I don't want to create human connections to anyone less than 8/10

i didnt get any feels, do i earn a cool prize? a fresh numale friend?