My mother gave me a lemon pound cake Veeky Forums. I'm currently cutting

you mother is an useless bitch who cant bake for shit

eat half but don't waste food. give it to someone as a gift. a homeless person if you have no friends

My dealer gave me a freebie Veeky Forums. I'm currently on detox

How can I resist such an unholy temptation?

Cut out and eat only a bite-sized amount daily. Unless you have a weak will then might as well throw that shit way.

Or give it to a friend, they would probably appreciate it if it's good.

The homeless people in my area would probably get offended that im trying them something besides booze or money to buy booze

see below

chew and spit it out

so disgusting

throw it in the fukkint rash uso ur not tempted

make sure she sees so she knows you don't want another

and to assert your dominance as alpha

Give it away to coworkers, they'll love you for it. Especially the women since they're all fatties on the inside.

Why is daddy's cum all over the cake, Oedipus?

>Hobos beg for change
>Always give them gum
>They cant pass up free stuff or look offended because sob act
>Cant buy booze with extra gum
>Enjoy hobo feels

D E V I L I S H

>outside in front of bar
>hobo asks for money for food
>offer to get him something to eat from the bar
>he says no, he would rather have money to go to mcdonalds or something

FUCK YOU DRUGGIE FUCKING SHITS

Throw. It. In. The. Trash. And tell you mother thank you but do better (unless she's a narcissistic cunt then she's sabotaging you on purpose.)

If not, explain to her the difference between cutting and bulking and let her know when you're doing either so she can support you like a good parent.

Or just freeze it.

Have it on a bulk.

Be nice to your mommas anons, even if they are top tier gains goblins.

Drown it to death in the sink with dish soap in it.

Unless you're preparing for a bodybuilding show, eat some fucking cake thar your MOTHER MADE you fucking autist

I'm cutting for a show and wish I could fucking have baked goods in which I didn't know the exact macros of. Enjoy life you autismo and use those carbs/fats to fuel an amazing workout.

Anyone in here telling him to throw it out are cucked by their poor self image, shitty knowledge of food or/and body dysmorphia.

whats the issue? just eat it... its not that many calories... that whole thing is like what? 1000? thats 1/3 of your food for the day faggot

look you can eat the lemon cake or fuck her right in the pussy. most guys choose to just eat the food

Give the whole thing to a homeless person but nut on it first.

>cutting at 3000 calories

we don't all work manual labour jobs, some of us have a future

Manlet detected

Donate it to someone who needs it, homeless people etc
You'll feel better about not eating it and it will build your confidence in later temptations

>walking back from gym
>fatty craving for chocolate
>grab a chocolate bar on the way
>bum asks for change as I'm walking
>snap off a piece of candy and hold it out to him
>looks visibly confused

fuck this looks tasty

have a slither after you workout

this
fucking autismo natty gymcels on this board who only do it to look good diet harder than pro fucking bodybuilders on grams of gear doing it for money

>give homeless guy a pizza
>"can I have money"
>not even a fucking thank you
yeah, I don't help homeless fuckers anymore

Eat the entire thing in a day and then don't eat tomorrow.

Done.

t. early stage bulimic

I'm a recovering fatty.

> cut a hole in it and fuck it
> take a picture and send it to your mom
> with your dick in there
> maybe stuff your buttcheek into your own anus and take a picture of that
> send that one to your aunt
> no more lemon cake

this. Everyone at work likes you, less guilt since it didn't just get trashed, you can tell your mom everyone loved it.

it looks like jizz on it

Sniff it and sneeze it out.

looks disgusting why the fuck would u want to eat that garbage

fuuuuuuuuuck bro I am so jealous I fucking love lemon pound cake too. Will that shit out man, give it to other family members, give it to friends. anything that helps finish it faster

>eat some fucking cake thar your MOTHER MADE you fucking autist
You have some issues up in there.

maybe he was full, was he supposed to walk around with a whole fucking pizza in his hand?

cut it up into many tiny pieces, eat one a day.

I just pour water on shit that might tempt me.

If you ruin it, you won't eat it so you don't have to worry about it.

It is not even that huge, just fit a couple of slices in your macros daily. Don't be autismo.

find some homeless people to give it to

Give it to your friends.

Eat a little bit over the course of the week

if it was me i'd eat a decent amount and then take the rest into work and let the non-autists eat it

yeah

Okay wigman

Binge and Purge
Or just chew it and spit it out.

Wow, chew and spit out. What a great idea.
Never thought of that but it's absolutely brilliant.
Not gonna do it because i dont eat trash anyway but still.

Yeah, he's gonna be hungry tomorrow. Fuckers always use this shite on alcohol. There's a reason why they're homeless.

shouldnt you be out protesting free speech or something, faggot?
btw i maintain at 2900 and im barely over 6'0 so you are a fucking manlet

put it in the garbage.

> user did you eat your cake? :^)
> no, why would I do that? if you ever try to poison me again I'll kill you

it's actually "a useless" because the article applies to the nearest adjective, not the noun and i would know because i made the same mistake with your mom just like you did with his mom