Whats the first thing that comes to mind when you see this?

How about this one

This.

Joe Rogan

/thread

Are the peppers going to throw me out of ketosis?

I mean, my preferred way of eating eggs is sunny side up, but I like eating it with a side of bread or rice and not with soaking beef intestines with chopped jalapeno peppers and coarsely chopped garlic.

Chimps are fuckin scary man, they can tear you apart and they are assholes. Did you know chimps are 9 times stronger than a human?

Doesn't Joe Rogan eat this stuff all the time?

Jaime pull that up

joe rogan , i dont like the way he cooks eggs . he fucks them up

Pull up that video of the chimp wrecking that one lady, Jaime.

Mustard gas farts followed by lava-rheia

2nd thing that comes to mind is Joe Rogan

no , i eat 6 to 8 peppers a day and cabbage and broc too

/hivemind

but he has his own chickens to lay eggs
imjelly

OP sucks at cooking.

What do you call this?

You overcooked the meat

#healthyasfuck #ieatelk

i dunno i think it looks fucking bomb.

A sloppy gross mess

delicious low carb.

Rate this

gains

this, also no mushrooms, no sauteed onions, groce.

5.5

why so low

Nothing better than sloppy dribbling disgusting eggs with some elk ass.

looks delicious, potato and bread got to go.

Prefer my eggs over medium

>potatoes got to go
>no carbs
>no energy for intense exercise

fuck off

Arterial blockages

>What is ketosis

an unhealthy fad diet that is designed for fatty fucks to lose weight

finally someone who gets that eggs taste better with spice, I made my own chilli oil just for eggs

Those orangey yolks look delicious.

>babbyplz

shrimp and veggies could be fucking night and day man. Those look fucking gross.

I said over MEDIUM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

meat doesn't look appetizing and the veggies look like they came out of a can

the shrimp looks suspect as well

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cue the hempforce mustard

Never once ate jalapeño before. Absolutely disgusting.

carrots are fresh from the fridge and boiled for softness

peas are frozen and were boiled as well

steak is done medium well, must the way I like it

and the prawns are fresh off the pan with lemon and garlic.

>makes sunny side up eggs
>no toast

absolute pleb tier shit, fuck off joe rogan

I do mine scrambled in a pot with 1-2tlbsp butter and constant stirring, seasoned with salt and paprika. Basically this without the creme fraishe and toast

youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0

too much salt and pepper on those eggs

am i the only one who doesnt like putting a pound of salt and pepper on everything?

It's healthy, but it looks unappetizing. I wouldn't be mind to make that for myself and eat it like that if I was counting macros, but if I was going to show this plate to someone else or serve it to someone else I would at least plan a sauce to add to the meat and veggies, slick the meat into semi thick strips to show the doneness of it, and glaze the shrimp with something as well.

I've been meditating lately
would taking dmt and using a warm bath
give me the meditation gains I need?

>its a joe rogan keto episode

Smelly shits and bowel cancer

well done red meat and fried eggs....
make that red meat not well done and those eggs soft scrambled and ur good to go

This

Eggs

TO COOK EGGS YOU MAY:
Poach: This is his number one choice because the water never reaches a temperature greater than 212 degrees.
Scramble with butter over very low heat and only until they are just setting up. If you can hear them cooking it’s too hot.
Hard/Soft boiled with the yolk still runny. Bring pot to a boil, then put in eggs for 4 – 5 minutes. Take out and immediately place them in very cold water to cool and this will also help you peel the egg shell off easily when you’re ready to eat them.
Raw Eggs are good BUT you must increase your “biotin” because egg whites contain a protein that may interfere with your body’s ability to make use of it.

the fuck is all that juice? let your meat rest damn

protein

Why does the colour of that look so wrong?

joe rogan does not know how to cook eggs, overuses canned jalapenos, and everything he makes is served in a puddle.

veg looks like frozen garbage, shrimp and potatoes just look unappetizing, can't see doneness of the meat, bread looks great

3.5/10

it might taste good but it doesn't really look like it tastes good

How would you know?

Or am I takin the bait?

Looks good user

Seriously, why did he have to include that, looks like fried egg soup.

I hate anything that I'm not used to

Heartburn.

Why no carbs?

remove peppers, strain the dish of that weird juice it's all sitting in, scoop out the yolks, reheat in microwave. then eat it.. Looks like about 50 grams of protein.

thanks doc

Muh keto days.

breakfast.

i fucking love steak and eggs but lately can't do jalapenos very well. would probably prefer that dish with mushrooms and toast.

fuck everyone who only eats egg whites.

how do you not have the most essential tool to cook with

ive had the same frying pan for over 5 years now

No fiber.
Probably tastes good but not balanced. High fat, high protein, zero carbs.

Decent rounded meal. A little meat heavy though.

Heart disease

So much bro science in here

clogged arteries

Needs toast mate

>This statement has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration

spicy

Well enjoy your fried bacon and all the bad foods user

:^)

if you want to drown yourself sure

looks gross and unhealthy

I dont eat pork m8

I knew it was going to be that video. You're a faggot like me.

Its kind of hilarious Rogan has developed a cooking style that makes his food easily identifiable.
>In a puddle of liquid
>Jalapenos and elk
>eggs look like shit

Who the hell is Joe Rogan?

Why are you posting this fucking slop faggot?

Not sure if serious or not. He's done a lot of things but is mostly relevant for his podcast right now.

This probably tastes rather nice.

>pickled jalapenos

Looks a little dry but is probably ok.

liver proteins

Boy, you really charred that meat. It's practically charcol.