Ok Veeky Forums i have finally decided that height is fucking important in life.
I am: 5"11.5 blue eyes blonde hair 10%bf, 185lbs
I have been moderately successful in life, get a decent amount of dates, good job, etc. but i thought i was pretty much at the top and this is as good as it gets unless a celebrity or rich or something.
I recently picked up a pair of fashionable shoes that add like an inch or more to my height, and added some thick comfy insoles that add another inch. I am now effectively 6'2 when i leave the house. AND HOLY FUCK BEING 6'2 GIVES YOU A WHOLE NEW WORLD. Bitches literally now STARE at me every second i'm alive. Everyone at work seems to respect me more. fuck. fuck Veeky Forums i can't believe the meme was real.
god damn I would fuck her so hard if you know what I mean
Sebastian Peterson
? Lol robot leave
Mason Brown
What did you mean by this?
Brayden Carter
>that pic lord give me strength
Evan Nguyen
>5"11.5 >11.5 >eleven POINT five
Hahaha lying manlet detected
Carter Butler
kys
Samuel Ortiz
i save them for end of month
Brandon Scott
>take off shoes >all your power quickly drains away Just embrace being 5'11". Its not that bad. Optimal height for gains, and you are still taller than 70% of women
Ayden James
Manlet mad as fuckkkk lmfao
Ryder Anderson
Or embrace using artifacts to enhance your life
Hudson Sanders
>70% this number my sides;
Daniel Morales
Why do you want to fake your height honestly it will only lead to awkward conversation once you take off those shoes or are you planning on never ever fucking taking them off even during sex? honestly this is why us natural 6'+ people make fun of you and call you manlet because you CARE TOO MUCH
Colton Hill
I know this feel 6'0 but I want to be taller so I wear boots
Alexander Morris
nofap here too, I know the feeling
Noah Robinson
>blonde hair Well that's unfortunate.
Xavier Ramirez
>5'11 >you are still taller than 70% of women >In any given group of 10 women 3 are going to be your height or taller Is this bait?
Jayden Butler
Kek, same for me. I'm 6'0. I used to wear 0.5 inch insoles and few days ago switched to 1 inch. I used to wear boots that make me taller too, but it's too much of a hassle, I usually just wear casucal sneakers now which don't add any height.
6'0 is pretty tall in my country, too.
Brayden Jackson
>Thought I was 6' for my whole life >go to the doctor for a checkup >tiny mexican woman like 4'9" stands on her toes to check my height >"Looks like you're about 5'11 and three quarters" >immediately after I got in a car accident and haven't known peace since
do you think the shoes would help?
Josiah Diaz
you know what he means
Gabriel Gonzalez
Perfect bait. 10/10
Eli Hall
What shoes
Landon Davis
the one and only Veeky Forums fashion approved clarks desert boots lol. But i also got some high end chelsea boots recently as well, which make me even taller, i put thick insoles in both.
Jeremiah Young
Well the thing is user, girls are vapid and retarded. They only care about public perception. They only care about having the tall guy with them when the other women can see them. They're not going to care when they get back to your place and you're only 5'11 when you're naked and about to ravage them.
Brandon Taylor
is 6foot still considered tall or is it just high average now?
Kevin Price
im 6'0 and no one has ever referred to me as tall
Zachary Hill
I'd say high average, the only girls who ever called me tall were 4'11"-5'2"
Jeremiah Russell
Underrated kek
Kayden Phillips
Dude, you're blond, not blonde. Unless you're actually a chick.
Julian Thompson
im 5'7.625 and I just say im 6'0. Girls don't know height and believe me every time.
Josiah Johnson
Why do you go out of your way to tell girls your height? Also, said girl will only ask you how tall you are in a condescending way, since its very fucking obvious that at 5'7 youre a short piece of shit.
epitome of overcompensating manletillo
Wyatt Torres
>be at work with co-workers >height comes up >2 guys say they are 6"0 exact >impossible because I stand at least 2 inches above them >they say I must be 6"1 or 6"2 >but I'm actually 5"11 1/2 exact as measured recently by a doctor for a physical
I don't know why people delude themselves. When I told them they all went quiet and refused to believe me.
Anyway I wouldn't mind being 6"1-6"2 what do you guys think of this?
I'm not really sure how they work. I'm assuming the padding is elevated (like women's high heels) so I don't really understand how it would be comfortable to wear.
Kayden Rodriguez
>still taller than 70% of women nice
Lincoln Wood
>blue eyes >blonde hair
Would be a plus if you were a girl, now you're just an effeminate manlet.
Daniel Cooper
...
Owen Edwards
What's wrong with 70%?
Jeremiah Brooks
You're basically 6 ft already. Women who are mostly 5'3-5'6 are unable to tell the addition of 1 extra inch, its all in your head you basket case. Unless you live in Sweden and every girl is 5'10.
James Morgan
This isn't even attractive. She looks like a corpse.
Julian Rivera
t. hamplanet
Gabriel Richardson
You're a nigger aren't you?
Jack Jones
Height is good for men. Girls shouldnt be that tall.
They're staring at you because you look like a fucking freak being a 6'2 woman.
5'2-5'7 optimal female height
Thomas Gonzalez
why did i think OP was a girl
Luke Gomez
>healthy and strong genes are repulsive Come on, 6'2 isn't freak-tier tall for females >blonde That's why
Dylan Rivera
L-l link to the insoles you bought?
Gavin Torres
>6'2 isn't freak-tier tall for females
Samuel Parker
HAHAHA
the day user found out he was a faggot
fuck you user, go fuck a guy's azzhole
Levi Morris
Why does Veeky Forums ignore the only cure for manletness there is for people who aren't teens anymore? Granted it is very painful and makes you disabled for several months and you probably won't be able to squat even longer, but if the height really bothers you, this is the only solution. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilizarov_apparatus
Leo Baker
>he isn't naturally 6'2
When will they learn?
Juan Cruz
my legs are retardedly long as it is I'd be even more of a freak
>tfw you got nicknamed 1 inch torso
Levi Perry
>1 inch torso
Asher Ross
I think we should start detecting 1 inch torsos in cbt threads to trigger insecure retards even more.
Hunter Turner
I am 5'4" and man when I wear flats, I am a dwarf killer... all the midges flock to me
Ryder Wilson
post torso
Hunter Lewis
king of the manlets
Jonathan Diaz
Welcome to reality. The whole fucking world knows it's important.