What's the best way to fight? I need to beat up Chad and get my girl back

What's the best way to fight? I need to beat up Chad and get my girl back.

a gun

Rape him to assert dominance.

Go like fuck. Don't stop or be afraid you might kill him. Keep going like fuck.

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>beat up chad.
fucking kek

judo or wrestling if you want to humiliate chad

The great teacher says he who strikes first wins

Glass the cunt

>Gun
>5 other dudes willing to help you
>Boxing plus knuckle busters

Pick one or more. Enjoy beating most people one on one.

walk up and punch him in the stomach

1. Whisper to Chad, "I have AIDS."

2. Get naked.

Have you tried being a better man than chad and making it so the girl wants to come back to you, then dumping her for a woman that's not a slut?

How legit is this? Might try kickboxing.

it's mma. I do muay thai and but mma is the best for street fighting and people who think differently are deluded. Might as well learn how to put it all together

^ Dont fight for a woman you fucking cuck

>ctrl-f
>no pipebomb

Veeky Forums i am disappoint

completly legit.

If you want to learn from a gym, ask them how many titles they're currently holding.
If the answer is 'none', go somewhere else.

Lmao I hope you mean amateur titles

>this
Put a pipe bomb in his engine compartment and wire it to his car ignition. Works every time

these are all correct.

There's enough martial arts, federations and weight classes that you should be able to find a gym with a world champion.

If you can't, I pity you.

Set his house on fire.

about 80% legit,. 20% bs.

the only useful striking ones that you're likely to find a legit gym for are boxing and muay thai.
maybe kickboxing depending on the trainer.
kyokushin dont train or fight full contact and its pretty useless. they end up being fast but weak.

boxing does use legs. but its more for stability, mobility and power when striking.

I dunno shit about grappling though. mostly used by shorter people.

if you arent a manlet id say do striking.

>kyokushin dont train or fight full contact and its pretty useless

Where the fuck did you get that from?

Kyo is less practical than boxing and muay thai with the no head punches rule. But that very rule is what allows the matches and sparring to have a higher contact level. Chest to chest brutality is literally what full contact karate is all about.

How's Judo? I don't really mind the practicality of it. Just wandering if its good for conditioning.

Judo is just lifting people instead of weights.

Do you want to win? If so...pipebomb

Bust his kneecaps with a lead pipe and then run away.
She may pity him for some while but no one wants to stay with a cripple for long.

quads dont lie

Quints confirms. Pipe bomb his ass, OP.

>5 repeating digits
>quads
>pic related

THEM ROLLLSS BOI

Best way to fight is to talk the other person out of it and make everyone friends

what is this, 2009?

your post gave me cancer again

what a cuck are you?
>making friends with the guy who negleted that you and your girl have a relationship
why not just directly raise their kids?

>Veeky Forums
This is an /asp/ie thread

Right. That plus the no dodging rule. Perfectly practical.

Plus the stance is stupid. It's more for stability than power. Most people out there who know how to fight can land a 1 hit ko if they hit flush. I doubt many kyo guys can even hit that hard.

It's shit tier.