Been feeling like shit ever since the start of the year

>Why the fuck is there not a big thing in the sticky saying 'WASH YOUR VEGETABLES OR YOU WILL GET PARASITES'
Because washing your vegetables should be common sense. The sticky is there to teach you how to get fit. If you want cooking advice go look for it. Why are you blaming your parasites on the sticky, you need to take responsibility for the fact that you've been handling food improperly.

lol enjoy living in ameriland with your worms and crappy farming regulations

>wash your vegetables
There's people who don't know this? Natural selection at work I guess

THIS! HOW IS IT NOT COMMON SENSE TO NOT WASH YOUR VEGETABLES. ESPECIALLY IF YOU LIVE IN AMERICA AND YOU KNOW ITS DEFITNELY PESTICIDE RIDDE

>America sure is a fucking shithole third world country huh

the south is

>Natural selection
>modern agriculture

>PUUULLLL THE TAPEWORM OUT OF MY ASS

>Why the fuck is there not a big thing in the sticky saying 'WASH YOUR VEGETABLES OR YOU WILL GET PARASITES'
Because we live in civilized countries with regulations on our food and drinking water you Ameridumb.

I'm from Europe and I can tell you that your country is shit and god awful at regulations that benefit public safety because MUH SMALL GOVERNMENT MUH CONSTITUTION MUH STAY OUT OF MY LIFE, DC!

Jokes aside: parasites are for dogs, cats and brown men in shitholes

>people not wash their vegetables
wtf is this, am i only one who wash literally every product which i gonna cook?

You get medicine from a pharmacy that murders them

they are then shat out

or, you concoct some potion of horrendous murder yourself (shit ton of chillis, capsicum, vinegar, cayenne... some awful fucking stank drink) and down the fucker to kill them with fire

>the south is

imagine being this retarded

>needing a section in the sticky to follow common hygiene sense

>europe
>not a shit hole
kek. I'm not even blaming immigrants for why it's a shithole. It's just become such a bureaucratic, borderline socialist if not outright socialist backwater.

I heard msm (sulfur) works really well. probably wont get rid of them if you already have an infestation but will do well in preventing new ones from coming

Im too much of a autist too ask for worm tablets cause they are over the counter, how else can i get rid of them cause i think i got them too

At least my food is clean.

Definition of a socialist backwater when they won't even give you free parasites with your food.

It's definitely the worst part of America

>imagine living in the south
If I couldn't live on the Best Coast I think I'd just kill myself desu. Southern drawls make me want to gouge my ears.

Mirin dem quads

Do you wash meat?

yes

>america
>first world
pick 1 (one) (uno)

This is my worst fear

just fucking do it, christ this could get out of hand and you could damage yourself.
is there no one you can ask to buy for you?

aren't there online pharmacies where you can get OTC shit like that? i guess they make it harder for potentially abusable ones but surely worm tablet would be easier to get

How does washing vegetables keep parasites off? Wouldn't you have to cook them?

I grow my own vegetables and I wash them, only because little bugs might be on them or a bird might have shat on it or something though. I never heard of tapeworms from veggies.

Buy them online or get them at a place like Whole Foods. Use a pill that has black walnut, cloves, and wormwood as it kills the eggs, babies and adults. It's around ten bucks. There is one from kroeger called wormwood combination. Also recommend two raw garlic cloves everyday to keep you clean throughout your life. Look into adding food antifungals like coconut to your diet. I've heard about putting crushed garlic around the a-hole to get the ones around your butt, you can try that. Good luck anons. A good cleansing at least once a year should be done. Western docs/diets/lifestyles usually don't promote this stuff as they should. Yes, clean what you eat but also no matter where you live the parasites are part of everyone's reality.

>be kid
>cousins and I eating a bunch of junk food one day
>aunts tell us to stop since it can cause us to have worms
>we stop immediately
>years later realize they must've said this so we wouldn't get fat
>find out that they actually believe junk food gives you parasites

I always feel like I'm taking a gamble every time I eat their food now.

Kys

All these mom-science cures..

2 pills of praziquantel,
Once.

Thats it.

>muh chemicals
>muh modern medicine is evol

That's what happens when the government sucks corporate cock all day and doesn't give a fuck about people.

this, there is some truth in the "alternative medicine" meme but most of it is just bs

t. never been to the south

can you drop a link here, I can't find it, does it really work?

>the south

LOL, you losers are poor, dumb, AND ugly. The trifecta.

>t. Guy from Northern Virginia

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wait nevermind

Yes and here are some foods you can take alongside. Pumpkin seeds, papaya, pineapple, oil of oregano, here is a list: beautifulonraw.com/parasite-treatment.html
And as part of the cleanse get a colon cleanser- like a colonic if you can. It sounds silly and gross but will help with flushing them out. Again, good luck and may all the anons feel better.

Northern Virginia is terrible.
>traffic
>retarded speeding laws
>McMansions and cookie-cutter neighborhoods
>nothing but chain stores
>being in the south

t. guy from Maryland

Here's a link to one type for the other anons: amazon.com/Kroeger-Herb-Wormwood-Combination-Vegetarian/dp/B000S85H5C

They also have a larger kit but this is inexpensive compared to the larger one.

>pesticides and paracites
What drove me to start washing produce was having a job in a grocer. People sneeze all over it, and babies wipe their own shit all over when the cart rolls by.

enjoy spreading meat germs all over your kitchen instead of just killing them off while cooking, retard.

What it i eat spinach for like a week will i be okay.

>maryland

As if you have any room to talk

Quads and then dubtrips
My god!

KEK CONFIRMED, WASH EVERYTHING BEFORE COOKING GUYS

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