What's the worst possible thing to eat for your body?

What's the worst possible thing to eat for your body?

Hmmm. I'm intrigued.

Sugar

Idk gasoline?

whatever the fuck kali muscle eats

pussy

Uranium probably.

Uranium is pretty lethal.

Probably a cyanide salt. Second would be chromic acid I guess. We used it to develop TLC plates quickly in the lab. Prof says not to inhale even a little because lungs will liquefy. Cool shit. Good thing I'm not secretly suicidal in a chemical lab of death!

A bullet.

nigger blood

leftover white rice that has been sitting at room temperature for 48 hours

no way. so if i ingested some of this id explode?

conflicted because i want to say bleach BUT OP should kys... come back to me

whey, creatine, pre-workout cancer

You'd leave humanity behind.

>eat 1g uranium
>instantly gain 5000lbs of fat

even dr now couldn't save you if you did that

calories are energy. your body can't break down uranium for its energy. you'd poop it out and have burned rectum.

alcohol.

>whey
>bad
nigga what

Gains Goblins

You saw right bitch ass nigga

Marijuana

well actually

Botulin

wheat

Too much of any one type of fat is really bad for you over the long term. Some fats are worse than others, like trans fats.

Organic mercury

go on, google it

Plutonium
Liquid Magma
Queen Elizabeth's soul

I enjoyed this post.

+1

Soda and ice cream.

2 many carbs

I just wanted to reply and let you know that I appreciate the quality of your post.

In terms of actual food, trans fats.

Eggs

Mountain dew is the worse gains goblin, even worse than uranium

This is the best answer

Sugar

Yourself

Antimatter

>I ask penny to lose 50 pound this month and she gain 500. I will not do the surgery if she will not stop eating uranium

Before you embarrass yourself again new friend, it's an old meme. Unless you were being ironic, in which case I am embarrassing myself right now.

Pussy. Now gives you literal incurable super cancer, the Ubermensch of cancers. Guaranteed to kill you in 3 months flat. WHO is finally accepting that fuvking around isn't a good thing.

The Bible was right. Be chaste.

Ugh, can you not, pls

Protein content though?

if this post wasnt ironicly making fun of newfriends new found irony then i am unironically ironically embarrassed

Ok. I'm going to break it down for you:

The statement
>You'd leave humanity behind

is actually a double entendre in this context. It could mean the following:
1) Our good old favorite Rich Piana meme
1.5) Turning into an actual fucking mutant like old comic book tropes
2) An accurate way of describing OP's death. As he would literally die and leave humanity behind.

#2 is humorous to me.

cyanide

chlorine trifluoride

There is cyanide in miniscule doses in some vegetables. And its healthy for you.

meat and other products from animals