>grandma gives me birthday money
>buy steroids
Being NEET is great. Everyone treats me like a kid and every time I do something good or make gains I get praised by my family. Im enjoying this nice sunny spring day while all you retards have to go to work
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Oh hello there wagecuck! I didn't see that you were home from work already. Only a 15 hour shift today?
I just got done making a delectable emeril lagasse recipe in my abundant free time.
As a NEET, I have all the time in the world to expand my knowledge on an infinite amount of subjects, cooking included.
While you were slaving away for Mr. Shekelstein today, I was educating myself in the ways of Master Chefs Julia Child and Gordon Ramsay.
What's that, wagecuck? You are too exhausted from work to cook yourself a wholesome meal? Well, I hope you enjoy your reheated leftovers while I enjoy devouring this lovely meal for my family
Bon appetite, wagecuck!
Take your "wagecuck" meme back to /r9k/ where you belong.
Yep
Hate to admit it but yep. There's social stigma around being NEET for obvious reasons such as being associated with being fat or lazy or unhygienic but as long as you aren't then there's nothing really wrong with it.
GOAT life is having both parents running a family business while you do shit every now and then to help them. The only thing that sucks about being NEET is when something stressful happens in your parent's job and you yourself start to feel like a worthless and lazy layabout piece of shit.
T. Wagecuck.
I'm actually curious how NEETs find the discipline to only eat healthy, wholesome foods and not go over their calorie allowance. Being home all the time means temptation is always there and nothing exists to distract you.
How do you distract yourself from eating all the time, NEET-san?
Jacking off to a wide and patrician variety of porn.
>wake up at 11am
>have breakfast and a cigarette while shitposting
>go to gym
>dad cooks me mussels and fried fish (to p quality brotein)
>shitpost for the rest of the day
Why would anyone want to get a job? I could understand it if you're poor, but if you're not, WHY?
But for 16 hours???
Because a job can provide a sense of belonging, interaction with interesting and driven people, and a sense of contributing to something bigger than a continuous consumerist giving-in to the baser needs?
Of course if you're only qualified to work pointless jobs I agree that not working is preferable.
NEETs are so low energy they can't work full time, lift, and cook.
You're never gonna make it.
>interaction with interesting and driven people
>works 40 hours a week and watches TV shows on their downtime
>interesting
Did Zyzz have a real job?
something stressful is about to happen to a lot of peoples jobs in about 5 or 6 months user. your shame tactics have no power here but i applaud your efforts.
the neets are effective in their sage jutsu
a man who does not work by choice is not a man, user
People are not all the same as you. I get that a NEET wouldn't have a lot of real-world experience on this.
He worked at gamestop in his early days. Once he got popular he became a stripper and model
>women live longer because they're NEET
NEET 1: Wagecucks 0
close to 90 million unemployed americans. A good chunk of them with advanced degrees in higher education forced to train replacements for lower wages.
Your economy will be so fucked when they wake up and go to your rival nations to work there where their skills are treated with respect
:)
>implying im a fucking filthy american
by CHOICE i said
i.e. if i was rich and famous for some reason, i cant picture myself at least wanting to go do peoples gardens or something. if only for the satisfaction and how much better a beer tastes afterwards
>tfw unironically think hard work is its own reward
Apologies user. The Americans like to eat shit sandwiches and gladly thank their overlords as they devalue their currency daily.
What the hell are you doing work for less than 6 figures with advanced computer science degrees and multiple certifications. Do you have any idea how valuable that skills set is outside of america?
mfw they might try to give me a stroke for talking about this lelelelelelelel
Hard work really does build character.
Mirin your NEET life OP
lol, wait till you actually try to get a gf and explain your situation to them or have them figure it out on their own.
He has to explain his situation to women. Tyrone just feeds her drugs and dick and sends her back to Blake with a gut full of nut.
Please give us more bait...
Because I'm a functioning member of society you lazy fuck.
>working 40 hours a week in an interesting job
>not interacting with interesting people
Pick one.
If you only have the skills for non-interesting jobs, that's your problem.
letting a neet get you this mad that you rage this hard
because i love my parents and respect them enough to not force them to provide for me forever
Nice fallacies.
>force
Apparently, they don't love you back.
that's not going to work out well long run user. you can't be a child forever .
>that post
>calling another post bait
You are pissing away your life being this fucking stupid.
im 20 and a neet. maybe force wasn't the right word. they don't complain about it but that doesn't mean i don't feel bad about it. apparently you don't understand
all you are doing is displaying your ignorance, you know that right?
You sound like every 15-19 year old that has never done anything worthwhile in their life, never had to exert more than 10% effort.
Can you post a picture of yourself so I can see how gross you look?
I dont wish for a better world for anyone. I want my pain to be inflicted on others. Understanding what I do now most of humanity is a waste of space.
Please tell me more about your job where you're a glorified paper pusher user
>not working a couple of months a year and living a frugal life the rest of the time
IF and keto of course
I do all the meme diet and exercise
Meanwhile I can literally get the head of Goldman Sachs on the phone right now and walk into a job right now if I really wanted to.
Didn't you get fired from there for being a snitch and do a few years in the joint???
Its amazing what going to school with rich kids does to your level of connections
go do something with your life; i don't respect you enough to continue this conversation after what you just wrote.
i pray you get in a car accident so satan takes you and I no longer have to read your shitposts here anymore
I don't think I could live with myself knowing that my life serves literally no other purpose than to consume resources provided to me by others.
I mean, I know we all start out that way as infants, but at least then there's still the potential to do something useful.
But, really, the world would be a better place if we rounded up people who choose to be NEETs and exterminate them. Then we'd have more resources available to help those who do, genuinely, need it.
>He thinks his respect is worth anything on a Chinese cartoon forum
try it and see what happens
You sound spooked
The whole wagecuck thing is pretty fucking retarded
I never tought one could take pride in doing literally nothing.
Been a neet, been a worker. Choose to work every single time.
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You never considered that it was made to trigger you into spilling your spaghetti huh :)
Nothing that I said points to me being special.
Most adult people in the world work.
If anything, the child itt arguing against working are more special snowflakes than anything.
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I hope your LIFE was worth all the shit you bought with your shitty wage. Cuck.
I love the way people reply when they're called out for this retardation. Is the finest example of "Jokes on you, I'm not retarded, just pretending"
Thanks to my work I was able to get more gear to work with and indulge in pleasures such as travelling. thank you very much.
It's kinda sad that the idea of people working in something they like is so alien to some people.
t. wagie
He could literally be anywhere else shitting on normies yet he's here shitting on people who want to improve their physical vessel their soul inhabits and bullying mentally ill people into committing suicide
You're literally worse than isis
>yfw I make 6 figures at 22
>yfw I live an great life
>yfw I enjoy my job
>yfw you'll be a kid forever while men like me get all the women l, cars, homes, and sterons
You showed me OP
There ya go. Good to see someone on Veeky Forums is doing well financially
lol, wat?
what kind of job do you have? Im curious to know how someone so young has a job like this.
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Nah, I just don't like seeing mentally challenged people from other boards on Veeky Forums
This website in general has mentally challenged people, is this your first day?
"look mom, I got another (You)!"
Professional shitposter for a big estat corporation.
Yeah, I know that, but if I'm browsing Veeky Forums I don't want to run into /r9k/-tier threads.
Technical Sales actually.
It's commission dependent so I may not make that every year. But if your good Sales is fullll of money.
I make 10k everyday just from shitposting while I work my main job at Walmart feels good
None of us did years ago either. The shitposters don't know when their job is done theyre no longer needed anymore and when that happens....its curtains for them
Can you see their respect and love for you dwindle with each passing day everytime you look into their eyes, or do you just stare at the ground in shame 24/7.
You'll never accomplish anything. No one will remember your name. You'll die alone and forgotten. Your once great bloodline will cease to exist and the world will be well rid of your pathetic genes.
Meanwhile:
> PhD student in a world renowned program
> $2,450/mo stipend just to study
> Free tuition
> Love and respected by all
> Only put 20-25 hours into my studies per week, and I'm comforted by the knowledge that everyday I'm growing greater
Also beautiful PhD candidate gf (in Psychology, but whatever), new pupper, and I have in an amazing apartment - the oldest in my state.
In 100 years neither of our problems will matter because we will both be dead, feels good. No reason to feel envy towards others everyone takes their own path to life
It takes one nigger robbing you and deciding to end your life and all of that goes out the window.
What do you think the poor are going to do when you take their gimme dats away giving them nothing to live for. You think they are going to stay in their ghettos OR will the go Birth of A Nation on anyone who has wealth. You think the police will protect you and not look out for their own families. You should take a look at what happened in Hurricane Katrina when cops started quitting when the nigglets started shooting back at them.
For someone who's so smart you really don't think worst case scenario do you
To be fair user 90% of the reason men buy houses, cars and steroids is to impress girls, anyone who doesn't like girls would honestly probably be happier living a NEET lifestyle
Maybe you should try misc, faggot.
>You'll never accomplish anything. No one will remember your name. You'll die alone and forgotten. Your once great bloodline will cease to exist and the world will be well rid of your pathetic genes.
You sound like a retard desu.
He does all this to impress women and gets married to have 2 kids. Jorge and Tyrone have 5 to 10 children who get free passes into positions of power despite living in the projects.
Nobody cares user
You should try wizardchan, you'll find more people like you there.
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They don't lift, and Veeky Forums has always been one of the core Veeky Forums boards.
>he doesn't want a high standard of living
>it's all for woman
Being poor sucks.
I'd rather live the best life I can because this is all there is.
Go read some Greeks. It is cheaper and better.
I'd rather read in my leather chair in my nice home than on the streets.
>enlightenment and wealth are mutually exclusive
"The best life" is completely dependent on the person, obviously everyone would want to be rich but not everyone can. That's why a simple lifestyle would be better, basic things like having a house money and a car are nice but they are a luxury that not all can afford, being poor (not referring to homeless people) is only bad if you decide it is
I hope the chinese and russians put the guillotines on the street and get rid of you traitors one by one
Clearly you can't be fucking trusted if you do this to your own countrymen
Whatever you say ghandi.
It's almost like providing and being successful is and has always been the mark of success and manhood.
>NEET = Being poor
Oh, I see. So you're poor.
Do what? Work hard and have a job?
who works out on sunday?
You are creating your own standards of what you think makes a man
And that's bad because...?
Or perhaps society would be better if we considered grown children living in their parents basement getting gibs men.
Yes, most kings and nobles throughout history have been very hard workers.
I havent had a job for like 4 months now and I feel like such a piece of shit.
Work gives you something to do, a break from those aweful thoughts your mind gives you.
Money allows you to go do stuff and have fun, enough money gets you your own living space and a reliable car..
You need a job to live a balanced life.
Wage slave jobs are torture tho just because the pay is so bad it's not enough to do anything.
How much do NEETs get a month?$
How do you even get NEET bucks? What are the requirements?
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I derive pleasure from telling people like you how retarded they are.
There also isn't anything good on fit right now.
Because of threads like this
Most modern millionaires are self made you know.
Keep blaming the world for you.
Let me know how that works out.
I never said it was bad, I never realized you knew what was best for society, please enlighten me about how society should function to avoid anymore people from being Neets
Perhaps a society that places significant value on the ability to take care of yourself and others would have less people that feel as if they are entitled to things?
Just a theory.
>Most modern millionaires are self made
>commie propaganda
80-86%
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Take that million dollar theory and go educate those Neets in Japan I'm sure you will make a breakthrough
>well.. take your facts and show it to manchildren in Japan!
I'm not sure I follow your point.
>Everyone who is a NEET is obviously feels entitled to a good life
Not a fact, You are generalizing that's probably why.
Though you were this guy.
Scratch the fact part.
I'm not saying I have the best solution to NEETs, but I do believe they are responsible and should feel shameful unless they are forutanate enough to live off of their own money somehow.
This whole "wagie vs NEET" stuff is endemic of the infantization of a generation of men.