Manlet thread

All manlets have to do is find an even shorter manlet to stand next to at all times

This seriously works

>train for ultramarathon
>race day comes
>manlet participates
>obviously roids
>think he's bad shit, not wearing hydration vest or belt like the rest
>running shirtless
>gun goes off
>he sprints out infront
>once he is our sight, everyone starts laughing
>by mile 2 everyone catches up to him
>he's breathing pretty hard and basically crawling at 20min/mile race
>some serioys blurs out "only 48 miles left manlet! Better learn to pace."
>everyone laughs
>has tears in his eyes
>everyone finishes except him
>website has him listed as DNF and only getting to mile 15 at a time of 7 hours
They seriously never learn. Maybe if he accepted his inferiority and did not be a try hard for over compensating, he would have been able to pace properly and at least finish on time. Manlets, learn your place and stop overcompensating.

Eternal reminder, manlets:

youtube.com/watch?v=QCa0_4KvdAA

Will manlets ever learn?

youtube.com/watch?v=tbBcxOcoZ_4

>tfw this is happening to you

I now look at people shorter than me as generic trash unironically and wonder how disappointed their future wives will be to have them as their husband, assuming they manage to find someone to Beta provide for.

Is there something wrong with me?

> 6"5' 15% body fat here

What does Doable mean?

undeniably, yes

What exactly?

I didn't used to be like this. I never tell anyone this and just keep these thoughts to myself.

literally the perfect male height. this is coming from the 6'1 guy, I would rape and kill my mom to get those 2 extra inches

Laffin @ You
>too much time on the internet
The post
The man
The walking talking meme..

I'm 5'8, so that was probably me yeah.

But I go outside quite often and the height memes are true. And I've had girls comment on my height or them show me photos of them and their boyfriend and ask if I think the height difference is good.

Also, I've had a couple times slept with girls at my college and they'll make fun of how short the guys are at my college during pillow talk.

I honestly thought it was all a meme too, but life is telling me it's not :\

this is true though, there are few things that matter to girls more than height
no girl wants a short bf/husband even if they may settle for him if he has other redeeming qualities (money, good face, etc.)

>mfw I know a wife material grill, but I wont go for it, cause I read some research results on /fit that says that females are only attracted to males at least 5 inches taller

21 years old at 6'2 and my younger bro is 6'6 jelly af

>tfw 6'3
>get no pussy anywhere

being autistic doesn't help user
also 6'3 is approaching lanklet territory if you don't lift

>being autistic doesn't help user
you don't have to tell me

Don't even worry bout it bro one of my friend is 5'4 and he's cool as fuck. Long as you don't over compensate you're good.

>tfw 6'2
>still feel like a manlet because all my friends are at least 6'5

should I just end it?

>keep thinking im 6'1
>taller than all of my family and cousins/aunts/uncles except my brother who is like 14
>measure
>5'9
>brother is 6'0
>tfw he is only 14

I am pretty sure I didn't see a 5'8 person as 5 inches shorter then me...

I hope not.

Dude, in Veeky Forums math a 1" negative difference equals at least a 4" perceived difference. baka get educated

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not really no
it can be important but as long as you're taller than you're gf it's more than enough if you have other qualities

5" 8 here
most "tall" guys dress like absolute shit so I still get laid because I'm not looking like a middle schooler and actually give a shit about my clothes

delusional manlet detected

>5'11 last time my height was measured
>Pretty happy with that
>Never been called short in my life
>Literally can't comprehend this thread

been cheating on my gf for three months with two girls

memes aside 5'11 isn't manlet
but once you get like 5'8 and below the memes really are real, women care a lot about height

>Be 5'9" (measured)
>Guy I work with always claiming to be 5'10"
>He is at least 2 inches shorter than I am
>Call him out on it
>He gets super defensive and can't be reasoned with
>Literally flips the fuck out
>He no longer mentions height at work.

What's the point in memes that make short dudes feel like shit? Maybe I'm being naive here. There's plenty of short girls out there, I don't know if anyone's noticed this.. but.. there are as many short girls as guys sooo. Something for everyone, right?

>What's the point in memes that make short dudes feel like shit?
what's the point in reality?
>There's plenty of short girls out there
short girls also prefer tall guys

my good sir, you are a smart man. I think for the most part it is just low-class memes on Veeky Forums. However, there are some guys that really think that you should kill yourself if you are short.

god damn someone with common sense, preach my niggers preach

just fucking do it you insecure faggot

Is lifting the only thing we manlets can do to redeem ourselves?

>bragging about being human garbage
kill yourself

Misery loves company user. Always has always will.
Lurk in the right threads and you will see plenty of people empowering their brother's and sisters. Not breakimg them down

No get a fucking life. If you are alpha chicks don't give a shit about your height.

>Only player that stands in LeGOAT's way is a 5'9" manlet

Hmmmmm

its pretty much the opposite. buff little manlets scream huge insecurity like nothing else. girls laugh at you even more.

Well looks like I'm fucked.

yeah. sorry bud.

>6'1

So close yet so far
Cursed to be a manlet

holy fuck the arm positioning
DESU DESU DESU DESU

Rate me my fellow manlets:

>19
>5'8
>190 lbs
>13% Bodyfat
>290 Bench
>460 Squat (New PR last week)
>425 Deadlift
>135 Snatch (Just started introducing it in my workouts last month)
>240 Clean

I've been doing Pyramid workouts for my lifts 4 days a week (Chest/Arms Monday, Legs Tuesday, Shoulders Thursday, and Back Friday) with cardio/abs done after each workout. Been lifting for sports last 5 years, but have seen the most improvement this last year.

Jesus, how much do you even weigh?

xxxtentacles is 5"2 and gets mad pussy (when not in jail)

>Bruno Mars listed height is 5'5''
>Taylor Swift listed height is 5'10''
>added height for heels is roughly 4''
>9'' difference

it's real

it's like pottery

Demetrious Johnson is 5'3" and could beat the shit out of all of you!!

This is actually pretty funny. I'm 5'11 and when people my height or shorter round their height to 6'0 i'll tell everyone i'm 5'9 just to fuck with them.

Lmao that little niggerlet wouldn't even be able to reach my face with his midget hands.

Kys

>thinking height has anything to do with peoples style and how they dress

holy shit you little guys really do never learn

H-how tall are you?

>tfw I am 6'8" and my height is actually too tall for the chart
Well, at least many girls still find me attractive and I have a really cute girlfriend

Glorious 2m+ (I am 6'8") master race, reporting in to tell you all that manlets never learn.

>tfw I am taller than Taylor Swift and all of her squad, even if they're wearing heels
This is great, Tabata Hajime.

Topkek.

If he's really that slim of a lanklet, he would make a great feminine bishie, desu.
I am one myself but I do still have some fairly large muscles on me, though.
Enough to make me look like a Veeky Forums girl, even I am a feminine looking guy.

Are you just trying to find an excuse to rape and kill your mom?

idunno man it's hard to find pants that fit at 5'6", I kinda just stop caring. Everything either a lil to big and baggy or like 13 yr old boy sized.....

The dude here is 5'0

Pro tip, always just say you're an inch shorter. I'm 6' but tell people I'm 5'11" just to be safe.

Of my two best friends, one is 6'5 and built with a sick natural physique the other is 6'3 and built like an emaciated corpse. I'm 5'10 with a decent physique (lifting 1.5 years).

Guess which one mentions 'manlet' shit every other day?

I'm 5'9 and have your exact build, just higher body fat % looking good dude

What're your maxs?

I feel people who create these posts must be guys around exactly 6'0" or 5'11"

I just don't get it... I'm 6'2" and I feel absolutely no animosity towards shorter guys.... I have never felt the need to participate in the Manlet hate

I also feel no superiority being my height...

What the fuck is the complex going on with guys in here?

>women picking men 5'6 and 5'7 to go on dates with

>claiming manlets btfo

???

they only rejected the hobbit.

just ways of excusing their insecurities

>in b4 t. manlet

>stay off Veeky Forums for a year
>come back
>still shitposting about manlets with the same old pictures
Do you guys ever get bored of this?

>same old picture

last time i was here the cutoff for king of manlets was like 3 inches less

Norwegian Recycling did Skee-lo and awesome remix

youtube.com/watch?v=iz_XqI9zCuY

you're part of the reason manlets are going to win in the manlet uprising.

you're a trader to real men

neck yourself

>even girls are this tall

But they aren't, what did op mean by this?

>Find these threads on /pol/ and tv
>Start doing the exact same thing
>Used to be completely ok with my height

I fucking hate Veeky Forums faggots they are the scourge of Veeky Forums

>5'9

Do your worst lanklets, i am satisfied with my life, i even found a womanlet to complement my gnome genes

dumping manelt material

Funnily enough right is Veeky Forums

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both are Veeky Forums

Just try user, and forget the fact you are shorter or she will smell it from a mile away, for some reason this is actually a bigger decider if you will land her.

i think i look like that

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iktf bro

Anyone else actually insecure about being 178 - 184cm? I'm insecure about being 181cm, 100% serious.

Sorry to break it to you but if you're >6'1" you can wear gym clothes every day and still get laid easily. You have no idea how much sex lanklets have

Short girls still want tall guys

i'm 5'9" and with a 5'11" amazon goddess for many years no manlet syndrome here

Take a break from Veeky Forums user

It's not so much being insecure, as it is wanting to date tall chicks 5'11+

Take the Klossy fever as of late, she is gorgeous, but we could never date because she's like 185-187cm long.

It really fucks with me.