Girl here, how do I into Kloss mode?

Kode™, run, ballet.

rev up those bans

Karlie thread!!!

Eat cotton balls dipped in water. Not even kidding. It's an old model trick.

/ourgirl/

We Kode™

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me on left

WE SCIENCE ALSO

Not even memeing, I don't understand the whole tall skinny model thing
>no tits
>no ass
>faces are generally too masculine
>worst of all, they're usually white
petite busty latinas or bust, there's no other option.

can't marry em though cuz I don't wanna doom my progeny to manlethood :(

me on right

Didn't she have like a 145 IQ? srs

>worst of all, they're usually white

You dont. Nobody wants to fuck a stick. And thats coming from a DYEL dude.

Are you 6'1"?

you are right, no girl wants to fuck a skinny dyel guy

>jelly manlet twink the post

Admittedly so.

>5'11
>175 lbs

>tfw 5'11" Asian male
>white girls are getting taller and taller
>literal 6'2"+ white bois all over uni
Will I make it bros?

kill yourself you disgusting manlet

Nah I had enough fun with blondes earlier in my youth, I legitimately don't find them attractive anymore unless they're 10/10, it's kinda weird. I could see myself settling down with a brunette girl as long as she isn't gross and pasty (self-hating pale guy here), but I'm having fun tasting the rainbow right now.

>tfw 6'1
>tfw tall enough for mortal women but not a 6'2 goddess

no asian males are shit tier. consider sex change

>those feet
lmao, im a guy with prettier feet than this giraffe

what the fuck is the point of being a 5'11" asian tranny when the average asian female is short as fuck

>footfag
you might as well kill yourself

its better then being an asian male

m8 Ryan Lochte could fuck your mom without trying

>jeans
>sports coat
>those shoes
whyyyyy is this a thing

footfags please leave, only aethestic body parts are face, tits, ass, and dem spinal erectors
>tfw you can stretch one hand across a chick's lower back while fucking her doggy-style

Of course jelly girls start tearing her down.

Fashion is run by gay men.

t. ugly feet

Of course men dominates in a majority womens sport.

>taller than Taytay in heels
truly a goddess

It isn't even shopped....what the fuggggg

How tall is that guy?

here, have some feet

He looks 5'6-5'8"

When?

never

Taylor isn't that tall then.

Karlie Kloss is like 6'2.

Taylor is always portrayed as tall but those are at least 3 inch heels and she's still at least 2 inches shorter than kloss.

Smh i always thought Swift would be taller than me even in 5 inch fuck me heels.

Feels bad man.

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Is Karlie 5'11, 6'1 or 6'2??

She said 5'12.5 on twitter....

5'15''

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jfc is that shooped? selena is so hot kill me

>tfw no kloss gf that I am taller than (by 3 inches) so she can still feel protected by my physical presence

This, wtf. I get 4 different answers by searching google.

TayTay is prob about 5'9-5'10 there's a pic of her and Jake together and there's both very close to each other.

Karlie though, is legit 6' or some shit barefoot. Ancient Greece would have made her a God. Seriously. She does not know what the fuck she holds in her DNA, and she's wasting it with a slim wristed jew. Feels bad man. Least I get to see these feats of human genetics before they are all phased out.

Google said 6'2 when i checked.

If she's 6'0.5 then the people standing around her are always fucking midgets holy shit

Jake is 5'11 so I think Taylord is lying about 5'10 (or media fucking up on purpose).

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I find 5'12.5 (lol) from twitter which is 184cm and 6'1.5 from various magazine quotes.

Maybe she is still growing

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also

Kek, Is that Jimmy Fallon?

Get the fuck out of here.

Guys, I'm 5'11 but attracted to women, Karlie's height.

What do I do? 100% serious, help needed.

Hot

Shin implants
You'll never run again

jfc why even live, I'll never get between those lips

I'm sure your dad loves you user, no need to project onto karlie

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Can you samefag take that asian 5'5 and leave? Or post Klossy pics.

Faggot.

>in cahoots with the nyddler
D R O P P E D
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>tfw torn between thinn and thicc

what do lads

Just become a creepy anorexic no ass not that hard

That is some /idealwoman/ shit right there.

Thinn and tall.

She should wear more thigh boots desu lads

Yeah, she's EXTREMELY smart and talented

Fuuuuuck imagine her in a latex dress.

Blood is streaming down, blood is streaming down.

That is actually fucking hot though. Model who kodes.

Nope, this is now a doja cat thread

kys

Fucking kek. Get out of here.

lol, she doesn't really code though. the picture shows that she's literally just traversing directories and displaying the contents. It's sad cuz there totally is discrimination against female coders, but these "celebrity coders" just look dumb. If it inspires actually smart girls to code I guess that's fine though.

more doja cat coming up!

Fasting you idiots. Fasting is the only way to drop the weight.

>you:Fuuuuuck imagine her in a latex dress
>barber:say no more

This is unironically what I want.

Tall, qt, feminine, smart.

It's about getting stupid 13 yr old girls into science and tech. It's fucking great.

why are you doing this to me mang

Star Wars villain when

rich, blue sky eyes,straight blonde hair, thin lips.

you unironically want an attractive woman with good features?
wow, you're so unique.

this thread is shit, and so is carly closs.

Could you kick up the 4d3d3d3?

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Holy fuck man this my new fetish

Snusnu?

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She is always one step ahead.