Gym bully stories

We tell stories of the times we were defeated by or defeated the gym bully.

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That's not how the thread is supposed to go you gigantic faggot. It's "Times you were a gym bully "

Do you even lift faggot?

Nobody defeats Big P

Literally never. I'm not a manlet

I got beat up by two girls.
>leave locker room ready to hit deadlifts
>see some stupid crossfit bitch doing cleans on the only deadlift platform in the gym(relatively small gym)
>go up to her about to ask how many sets she has left
>before I can even ask, she tells me she’s not single and to fuck off
>puzzledlook.jpg
>Then reply “fuck you. I’m not interested in weaklings like you” and leave
>go to free weight area and begin deadlifting there like a savage.
>need more pl8s, so I go over the nearest weight which happens to be right next to the crossfit cunt
>as soon as I pick up another pl8, she tells me she was using it
>tell her that she should be using the 2.5lb pl8s or she’ll hurt herself
>looks at me with an upset look, and I just stare back
>go back to deadlifting and notice that she’s talking with some other golem-mode crossfit chick, while giving me looks
>Idgaf and finish my work out and leave the gym around 10 pm
>approaching my car when her and her friend approach me
>crossfit cunt’s friend says “I think you should apologize to her”
>I tell her to go fuck herself because I didn’t do anything wrong
>wham! That bitch throws a sucker punch.
>luckily I train neck, and I absorbed the blow
>I throw a swift kick in her direction and knock down the stupid bitch

continued
>crossfit cunt goes psycho, picks up her friend and shuffles through her bag
>start unlocking my car door when I see her take an epinephrine shot out of her bag
>stabs it into her thigh and then rushes me
>I stand my ground, and grab both her arms, but the crazy thot knees my solar plexus
>I lose grip of her arms and she grabs my head and tries to knee my face in
>I good morning it, and palm fist strike her face
>other chick is now behind me, and gets on me and is trying to choke me out
>elbow her stomach and feel her drop
> turn around and get kicked in the balls pretty bad by the other bitch
>I fall to one knee, with one hand on my crotch, leaving my other arm up to guard me
>uh…oh…down to one limb to defend me
> She tries soccer kicking my head, but parry it JUST enough to get by
> Her other friend then kicks me from behind and I fall to the ground on all fours
>balls still hurt real bad
>both get on top of me, make me lick the ground and say degrading things before apologizing
>wtf…I got beat up by girls.

Some guy asked me if he could work in on bench and i said yes and then I dropped the barbell on his neck

>Big ass dude on steroids rages at anyone that walks by him or looks at him from across the room mid lift
>Only works out when staff is gone so he can scream at people without staff telling him to stop. He is very confrontational
>Its my 2nd month lifting, still dyel. I am doing squats. Squat rack is across the room from where he is
>He walks next to my squat rack and looks over to scream, "YOU KNOW YOU ARE THE ONLY GUY IN HERE DOING REAL SQUATS! GOD DAMN!!!"
>His gym buddies ask if I want to work in and to ask if i ever need a spotter

well...I guess i don't mind if he doesn't bother me.

> want to use the cable machine for some shoulder rehab exercises
> cool it's empty
> adjust it and get to work
> a minute later a 50-something lady walks right up to me and stares in my eyes
> "I was using that"
> I decide to be nice and give it up
> "Ok just let me finish this set"
> "Are you SERIOUS?!" she asks very upset
> "Yes."
> I finish my set as slowly as possible
> As I'm walking away she says to my back "Are you going to set it back up like it was?"
> "No."

That was my first bad gym experience in ten years of lifting.

>be first year at college university
>college only has club football team
>was offered scholarships in HS but career ended because of injuries (broken back twice)
>decide to workout with team on the field one day
>mfw two gym douches play on the team as line
>me, 6'2, 230 solid athletic build
>them, roid babies 6', 280 type shit
>they talked shit to everyone all day
>finally comes to contact drills
>that first step puts them on their ass
>they can't believe what hit them
>but both of them on their ass about 10 times each
>nuts in their face
>they offer to pay me to play for them
>decline
>see them in the gym being douches
>make eye contact and they know I can fuck them up

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>Working on powercleans in a room where you are allowed to do this. Can't do it anywhere else
>there are also heavy bags in this room
>3 older black ladies walk in and see's me and my friends doing power cleans
>they state, "damn, its like crouching tiger hidden dragon in here." They start doing that kia thing in an asian accent
>im asian but i found it oddly funny because i wasn't even hitting the bags, so i just continue
>they keep making asian jokes as they are doing dumbass punches on heavy bag, situps, and pushups in that room
>i decide to stop doing power cleans and just start doing jumping jacks and burpees wherever they are trying to do their little shit
>they have to keep moving around me and can't finish their reps
>they aren't talking anymore and decide to leave

fuck man, they made me do it

>Be me
>Happily lifting my 25 pound dumbbells getting short workout in
>Some random asshole talking shit
> "Bitches taking up space doing shit workouts"
>Keeps running his mouth
>Nobody is really having it
>I decide to be nice and tell him "Hey why don't you cool it down"
>Decided to get in my face..."BITCH WHAT YOU SAY TO ME"
>I repeat myself
>Goes FUCKING INSANE
>Decides to challenge me at workout to prove who is the best....
>Everyone is gathering around like its fucking high school.
>Challenge ends up being slow jogging the parking lot with a 40 pound weight vest. First one with 3 laps wins(gym bully decided the weight)I decided distance to be 1 lap but he wanted 3.
>We start.
>I shit you not...this fucking tool gets around not..even...once....FUCK it wasn't even halfway AND decides to literally DROP..
>So this dumbass is now LIGHTS FUCKING OUT...nobody knows him as its probably his first day at the gym...the front desk lady has no fucking clue who he is so we all rush to try to get this asshole some air.
>Dude peaks his eyes open like and says
>I did it guys...I win
>Everyone is like "yeah ..yeah buddy you won man..just sit tight
>Anyways this tool got ferried out by a ambulance.

Long story short don't be an asshole at the gym

>be me
>find guy in gym about as big as me
>declare him my gym rival and always try to lift a little harder than him
>1 year later we have both progressed at the same rate despite me working harder and watching my diet obsessively
>learn from his friend that he has been on roids for the past year and a half
Not really a bully thing since most of this was going on in my head but just knowing that the guy had to be on steroids to grow at my naturally achievable pace got me off so hard

>be me
>minding my own business
>some jabroni walks in
>he's wearing latex shit that doesn't belong in the gym
>I tell him him "Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the leatherclub's 2 blocks down"
>He replies: "Fuck you"
>I reply: Nah fuck you leatherhead
>I ask him for a wrestling match because the pissy little bitch pissed me off
>He shoves me about the place and we have a wrestling match

many such cases! Sad!

They were flirting

ching chong ding dong

Kekd hard thxm8

Old people should kill themselves honestly

youtube.com/watch?v=THje5zCTrxs

2/10 do not believe able to defend the soccer kick with one hand.

>doesnt conceal carry in gym
never gonna make it

>Passing out with a 40lb vest.
What?
I've seen DYELs manage 100lb 20 mile pack marches.

>be chad
>decide to get some pizza before the gym
>sitting outside eating an entire pie
>get like 4 girls walk up to me to give me their number
>usually get 6
>a bit disappointed
>finish pie and head to the gym
>straight to curls
>see 5'7" manlet squatting lmao1pl8
>decide to fuck with the mantlet
>walk up to the rack when he's resting
>ohp it for reps
>he just stands there looking at me
Who /gym bully/ here?

INNER CITY

I squat lmao1pl8 and I can OHP just as much, how is what you did impressive?

[F4] QUICK-USE EPINEPHRINE

why can't you squat more

>that guy who IWB carries a USP in his basketball shorts at the gym

I'm pretty sure I just don't eat enough. I'm stronger than I've ever been, but I'm only 160 lbs.

>CCing a USP.
Is he a big guy?

because squats are for girls, and i'm a man

hownewru?

>so weak he gets beat up by girls
Making a good case for gym training being useless as fuck for functional strength.