Weird Leg day

>Be me at the uni gym
>It's leg day
>Start doing some weightless squats to warm up
>Some blubbery fat chicks are giving me the evil eye
>They myrin
>keep doing my squats minding my own business
>After a while, one girl approaches me
>"excuse me, but can you like stop?"
>Huh.jpeg
>"What you're doing is offensive. Cut it out. If you don't stop I'll call over the manager and have you kicked out"
>She looks pretty irate
>Not really sure what she's blabbering about
>Reply with a friendly "Sure thing!" and a thumbs up hoping to settle the situation
>"RAAAAAARHH! YOU FUCKING DRUMPFKIN! FUCK YOU FACIST FUCK!"
>She actually called me Drumpfkin
>"GO TO HELL YOU NAZI! FUCK YOU AND FUCK DRUMPF!"
>She keeps yelling at me until staff comes over
>Get kicked out
What did I do? Are fat people really offended by not-fats working out in a fucking GYM!

Maybe they though you were looking for Kyle....
Or maybe they hate your fit privilege....
Who knows go to a real gym, one that intimidates fatties
Go to one that fucking intimidates you for fuck sake and I can promise you that you have 0 fat cunts to deal with

Did you have both arms extended like your pic or just 1 arm like uncle Adolph?

Only have one arm out when I do kettlebell swings.

happened to me something similar
>was warming up on bench
>bar only
>fatty, probably 225lbs 5'0 on the bench next to mine
>she have 10lbs dumbells with her
>i start very slowly, then i do about 20 fast reps
>then i proced to put 1pl8 on the bench
>she stares at me and says be careful, its too much weight
>"oh, thanks but i'll be fine"
>do 15 reps and load another pl8
>fat: "oh yeah, now you're mocking me? whats that? 180lbs? why try that hard? want to opress me?"
>me: "actually its 225 and i just want to lift my weights and go home"
>start benching, she is talking shit to me "oh 225? you might want to bench me! thats what you're thinking right? i know you think you're better than me! you're accustumed to your white priviledge! i'm calling security"
>i did 12 reps, more than i've ever done with 2pl8
>she called staff
>i explained that i barely said anything i was just lifting
>she insisted that i opressed her
>i asked to see footage from the cameras
>manager saw her talking shit while i benched
>he asked her to rethink her manners and if something similar to that happened again she would get banned from the gym
>she was pissed as fuck, threw her water bottle on the ground and left

ITT: things that never happened

Damn are you guys trolling, or are people in America really that retarded? Working out since im 16 and never been in such situations. Im 24 now.

fake and gay

go back to your containment board and stop shitting the other boards up

Closest thing iv had is some dude telling me to stop showing off when I was doing weighted dips

>"actually its 225 and i just want to lift my weights and go home"

I hope this story is true and I hope you said this without even making eye contact with them.

>be me at gym
>wearing Chuck Taylors and a Pikachu onesie that I always wear to workout in
>have the hood up, ear buds blasting Rush Limbaugh talk radio
>fattie is sitting on the leg extension machine
>I lie on the floor in front of her to do my warm up
>get myself psyched up, saying "gloots for the sloots"
>start doing lying hip extensions with my normal Lamaze breathing
>she starts screaming at me "druuuummmmppppppffffffuck shitlooooooord"
>explain to her I just want to do my exercises and leave
>assistant manager (who is a feminist based on her weight and tattoos) tells me I have been banned from the gym
>do a 360 and walk away
Women were a mistake.

This is some really top quality bait. Best I've seen in a while.
And
is so good that I can't even tell.

Thanks anons. I needed these keks.

>Go to the gym
>Going through my workout
>Plan on doing some shrugs
>Pick up the 180lb dumbells
>lady comes up from behind
>"Ugh excuse me you aren't allowed to use those"
>Glance at the tard, dismiss her and proceed to shrug
>Lady starts shrilling
>"WE HAVE A LUNK ALERT!!! LUNK ALERT!1!!
>I'm quickly encircled by 8 or so nu-males, all are DYEL
>One of them notices my American Flag tattoo
>"Really? An American flag tattoo? Don't you know how offensive that is now that Drumpf is president? It's literally Fascism."
>The nu-male white knights start going off on muh 'toxic masculinity' and 'male privilege'
>All of them are too beta to touch me, so they just stand next to me nagging
>2 sets in the nagging gets to me and I snap
>Shove one the dumbells into the closet nu-males hands.
>"Hold this for me for a bit"
>He's a manlet
>Struggling to hold the weight, the manlet falls to the ground.
>Foot gets stuck under the dumbells
>He can't lift it up
>Neither can the other nu-males
>They all look to me
>I can smell their fear, I have them right where I want them
>"Who's your president" I taunt
>Manlet starts to cry
>"Come on, who's your president"
>Tears streaming down his face "Dumple Drumpf is not my president"
>Tears and snot are pouring down his face
>"Say it"
>At this points even his nu male friends are crying
>"m-madam president save me!"
>He pees his pants
>Lean in, smile smugly "It's Donald J Trump"
>Manlet can't even form words at this point, only baby noises.
>One of the other numales pees his pants.
>Then I informed the fat guy at the front desk that the nu-males hurt themselves lifting too much.
>Never saw the numales at my gym again.
I didn't even vote for Trump

Cool made up story breh
>flexing my rebel flag tattoo

It's based on a true story, It's just slightly emelished.

you forgot the part where everyone started clapping

you mean unrelished

>counting the bar weight

>based
Thank you based user

Based manager. I have a story that's exactly the same but with squats, won't bother posting it

>emelished
pls b bait

It's cool, I get it

>Be me at gym warming up on OHP
>load up 4 pl8, an easy weight for a gentleman like me
>fucking "woman" sitting on a machine across from me eating a bucket of butter begins to moan
>tip my fedora at her and insert my overhead press plug
>She begins to wail
>Gym attendants run up to me and castrate me on site
>inject me with estrogen and assign me a female name
>"you thought you could work out in the gym tdrumpkfdkin????"
>they even confiscated my plug

totally happened guys believe me. So tired of fucking liberals in my gym am I right??????

please accept me, no one else will.

Similar to what happened to me

>be me
>in gym reciting mein kampf and gassing jews
>a regular person approaches me and berates me
>i accomplish victory over him in some manner

That's what cultural Marxism gets you these days

nothing compared to the shit I put up with
>in gym working out
>see someone who reminds me of a person who slightly annoyed me with their views once
>get a little annoyed
>continue to workout

I mean jesus let a guy live what is this nazi germany?

>>fat: "oh yeah, now you're mocking me? whats that? 180lbs? why try that hard? want to opress me?"
>>me: "actually its 225 and i just want to lift my weights and go home"
But she was right, user, it was 180

45x5?
girl from story spotted