You're at the gym and this guy tells you barbell training is for pussies and kettle bell training is superior

show him clips of chimpanzees on my phone

kek delusional lanklets would be DESTROYED by Joe rogan

where

>Veeky Forums ladies and gentlemen

Wonder why that gypsy is in my house, because I have a home gym

Isn't he on TRT? should he really be giving fitness advice?

Hey, look that up!

He's on TRT and HGH. He is like 50 though, and claims he's on just enough to compensate for his age.

ask him for a shroom hookup and see if he wants to train bjj some time

get in his guard

Say what you will about rogan, but his taste in cuisine in excellent

dumbell > barbell >>>>>>>> kettle

funny how the same people who calls people out on smith benching doesn't chose the alternative requiring the most balance as well, while praising the balance required for barbell

Post his meat with jalapenos.

Yum

Tell him that anything works better when youre on trt

I keep doing what I'm doing because I don't listen to manlet dyels at my gym

lmao I wonder what Veeky Forums thinks about this

mmmm

>sour kraut
fucking reeeeeee

I would sing this for him
youtube.com/watch?v=o9Enk_Xhc7Q&feature=youtu.be&t=46s

his cum must taste fucking terrible

But if anything a kettlebell is at least as unstable as a dumbell.

Is Joe Rogan now the champion of manlets?

He always was, Tinytrip is his son

No way in hell. A bar grip placed in the middle of two equal weights is MUCH more stable than a looped grip holding one spherical weight on its end.

true, but kettle is a meme

Reread my post, friend.

lmao

Call him Joke Rogan.

y-you forgot to say n-no homo....

...

Tell him bigfoot isn't real and only ignorant savages take mushrooms.

I'd believe him because I don't even bench and my chest is bigger then most. Dips, cables crossovers, dumbbell work lke fleys, etc.

The only thing I use a barbell for is rows. I do use ez-bars though for tricep and bicep work.

>autography

If you tell him only ignorant savages smoke pot, you'll really have some fun

joey tribbiani looking swole

i'd just bring in someone who has a different view and watch him change his mind real quick.

I tell him his stand-up is shit and most of his guests are boring.

kek underrated

Holy shit, Jaime bring that up real quick

Tell him Eric Dubay made him his sphere cucking bitch.

youtube.com/watch?v=C6-GDE31Kuw

TFW you'll never be his senpai.

What are you doing in my house?

>his cum must taste fucking terrible

Veeky Forums

> A moron says moronic objectively false things
> Angry that someone that used to be as dumb as him has gotten smarter

Can conspiracyfags just kill themselves already? Their genetics are as bad as fatties

Kettle bells are pretty cool but I can't be bothered for the most part, I'm used to barbells, dumb bells, and cable machines

Can kikes just gas themselves yet?

Not jewish, just not retarded.

I don't think I'd hear him the manlet pit at my gym has a lid on it

Gotta keep up them protein consumption

>Not jewish
Course not, you're (((white)))

>tfw better looking than rogan
>bigger from lifting
>have similar interests
I dont get it.

Nod, because he is absolutely correct. In fact, you dont need anything but Kettlebells.

what a stupid blanket statement

what if you want to be an NFL player, and oly lifter, a powerlifter, a strongman or a bodybuilder?

>asking a man to scribble his name on a piece of paper for you

For me, it's the sriracha

Tell him, with 100% confidence, that I could bare handed beat an adult male chimpanzee in a fight