So you're in the club and this guy negs your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

So you're in the club and this guy negs your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

oh yeah, he's 6,4", a Master PUA, and fully Peacocked.

He wear platform shoes to "peacock" dipshit. He's just a cryptomanlet that can only score dirty whores. See guys like him all the time

Watch him fuck my gf

Watch my girlfriend peg him.

Knock him out

Watch him watching me fuck my gf while she pegs him (mirrors)

Laugh
And laugh
And laugh some more

I do the apocalypse opener and pull him to my place. Then caveman the shit out of his lmr and fuck him in the ass while my gf watches.

scoot over and respond with a quick DHV spike so my girlfriend realises i'm the AMOG. try and befriend him, if not, pull a quick takeaway so my girl gets the sensation of time passing quicker, so he no longer seems like a viable mate option.

I'm going to be straight here. I am a cuckold, but I am also a black nationalist. I believe that blacks have contributed more to humanity than any other race, we were the first race,we invented the super soaker the list goes on. But when it comes down to it, whites are just better at fucking. Theres no shame in admitting this. There is no shame in admitting that despite the infinite intellectual and moral superiority of the black race, white cock is just better at pleasing women.
The reason black women are turning from the cause and running to crackers is simply because they are not being sexually satisfied. Can you blame them? If you dont get enough to eat at home youre going to go out to eat. The only way to save the black race from miscegenation is cuckolding. My pure black wife is my ebony godess, the apple of my eye. And I want nothing but the best for her. So every friday she gets to have her fill of big whíte master cock. And our relationship goes on like normal. We love each other, and plan on having a child soon. She also shares my red pilled beliefs.
Monogamy is a tool of the jew. Just give it a chance once. Its exhilarating. Theres something deeply majestic about watching a toned muscular white stud going in and out of a beautiful ebony godess. Try it once.

just imagine this dude maticulously painting his nails black lmao

What is the apocalypse opener

YOU SPEND HOURS IN THE GYM WHILE CHAD WEARS STILTS AND FUCKS YOUR ONEITIS

Did you actually read the book? He's a pathetic nutcase - I'd just make fun of his magician 'career' and his dead father - and knock him down if he tries shit. Same for (((Neil Strauss))) - at the end of the day they're just antisocial frauds that went exclusively for LA sluts (which shows by how the bassist chick shut him down in the book).

>tfw terrible pasta became a decent idea for a full length porn film

> Peacocked

What does this mean

>Master PUA

Is this some kind of STEM degree

>Peacocked
peacocking is a PUA tactic where you intentionally draw attention to one outlandish part of you to either start conversations/act as conversation pieces, or alternatively to hide a flaw.
>Master PUA
Pick Up Artist

LOL this guy actually tried to pick up my ex. All he did was come up to her and repeatedly ask for a hug. All the said was 'Is that the best you can do?' and he walked away.

Ah. Well we don't really go clubbing so I guess it's a moot point.

PUA people made it into a ridiculous thing especially because PUA popularity coincided with bedazzled shirts and Ed Hardy shit. It can work on some level, however. Most people don't know how to start a conversation (especially women because there's not societal pressure to do so) and having one item that sticks out to comment on can be a really easy conversation starter.

You want something that stands out but also doesn't make you look ridiculous. You could wear bright pink boots and you'll probably get tons of comments on them which could segue into conversations but what girl wants to tell her friends she fucked the guy in the pink boots?

This is why if Veeky Forums wasn't so autistic about tattoos you'd see they have some value as always being an easy opener. If a girl has interest in you and you have decent looking tats she will say 'nice tattoo' even if she doesn't like them, just as a way to start a conversation.

ever wonder how musicians get so many girls? It's because at a show of 200 people not only are you the center of attention but every girl has an excuse to talk to you. Girls need excuses to talk to guys, because females approaching males is seen as slutty by a lot of people. peacocking gives them an excuse to engage you.

I just wear a smily face badge. Does that count?

>approach grill
>"Hi."
>"What's your name?"
>"Want to come back to my place."

I thought it was a joke tho.

DEAD
I almost wish I'd finished those books now.

>Is this some kind of STEM degree

>hurm

Sincere questions, pardon my ignorance