Hip abduction

>Hip abduction
>I still have them

> Biceps

Dubs check'em

>dumbell flies
>they actually look more like roly polies

>chin-up
>my chin doesn't move at all

>chin-up
>still want to kill myself

>lat pulldown
>my inserts are still quite high

>pistol squat
>not wearing socks

I don't get it.

>facepulls
>its actually a rope

>french press

didn't die in a terrorist attack

>pull ups
>shit myself

kekkers

>bench press
>my right shoulder hurts a little when i do it

>Deadlift
>Still alive

th-that's not very funny...

>incline bench press
>does it anyway

Kek

>preacher curls
>I'm an atheist

>Squat
>AND OATS

lmao

>lat raises
>don't pay them shit anyway

>not decline

can you fucking do anything right, Anonymous?

>bicycle kicks
>have to replace the chain

>dips
>forgot to bring chips

>dragon flags
>have no poles nor dragons to fly it

Kek

top kek

>squats
>but it's not canon

>Leaves humanity behind

>Doesn't become 2d

>leg raises
>still a manlet

>Dumbell pull over
>arrested for impersonating cop

>vacuums
>no gf

>raises
>salary is same

>skullcrushers
>still too intelligent

>dumbbell flies
>they still fall as soon as I let go of them

> lat pulldown
> cant even touch my lats

>ass to grass
>itchiness becomes unbearable

>Romanian deadlift
>I'm American

>crunches
>silent

>dumbbell flies
>no, it drops to the floor

>russian twist
>book has a very simple plot

>military press
>still wrinkly

>dead lift
>remains 6 feet under

>calf raises
>tfw still no cows

>leg extensions
>still manlet

>squats
>removed in 2nd edition

fuck

>clean and jerk
>people stare at me in the gym shower

>erection
>flaccid

oh fuk

>weighted dips
>not an obese redditor saluting m'lady