tfw banned from the local gym due to multiple women reports

> tfw banned from the local gym due to multiple women reports
Fuck I am just very lonely and wanted to be nice

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What did you do to get reported so many times?

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what did you do creep?

>Banned from gym for dropping the weights

You can just say that and not elaborate.
Although, typically normal well adjusted human being don't he get banned

greentext faggot

>walked into gym
>head to the freeweights
>see qt latina fit girl in yoga pants
>beautiful ass
>walk up and approach her
>pretend i need the machine shes using so i have an excuse to break the ice
>'hi, how many sets do you have left?'
>'just 2'
>stare in her eyes
>silence
>'i like your yoga pants'
>o no why did i say that so loud
>'.....thanks'
>'i just gonna be honest youve got a really nice dumper'
>silence
>people are looking
>she turns all red and storms off
>i get on the machine shes usin without wiping it off
>do 4 sets of shoulder press with a hardon in my sweatpants

Cant go back

I tried talking to women there and that is pretty much it. Like "Hey, are you working out?" I thought that would be funny because we are already in the gym. Sometimes I tried to make a tip on how they should do exercises and when I tried to continue the dialog they responded rude and annoyed.

this happened.

>I thought that would be funny

how tall are you?

5'7", why?

5'1", why?

they never learn

4'8", why?

kek

3'2", why?

>Hey, are you working out?

2'4", why?

>hey, are you working out?
why else would they be at the fucking gym you retard
god damn, if you're autistic then just keep to yourself
dont try to chat up random strangers if you're a social retard

I am 5'11. I think it has more to do with my face. Also one of the reports was for staring at girl's ass for like 10 minutes while I was on a treadmill and then she just came to me and kindly asked to not look at her ass. That was pretty embarrasing.

Its a fucking gym not a bar, leave people alone you creepy fuck

That literally was the point of the joke.

he was wearing little tiny shoerts with no underwear and doing dragon flags on a bench by dumbbells while listeninf to retarded dubstep garbage music in his beats headphones so loud that it you could hear ot. over the retarded dubstep thqt plays over the gym speakers

>Like "Hey, are you working out?" I thought that would be funny because we are already in the gym.

>"Hey, are you working out?"

i go to thr gym to meet women

planet fitness?

rule 1: don't hit on girls at the gym, unless you are ultimate chad

She was literally working out at the moment I asked so she could just say something instead of reporting me at the reception desk afterwards.

> unless you are ultimate chad
But you will never know if you won't try.

--->

Yeah it was pizza Friday too

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cunt move teebz

Fuck, I know modern women are touchy, but still, how creepy do you have to look to get one to file a report just because you attempted to talk to them once?

A joke has got to be funny to be a joke bud

>"Hey, are you working out?" I thought that would be funny

What?

If you're the ultimate Chad, you'll have had AT LEAST 18 years of pure success on your back. You wouldn't need to try to know because you already know before you try.

quick solution
dont fucking drop weights you doucher
bet you wear a hat at the gym too

I wish I had your courage.

That is called desperation.

>"Hey, are you working out?"

You are a creep.

Good, you deserve it loser

what ethnicity are you?

>Hey, are you working out?

>reports was for staring at girl's ass for like 10 minutes
Is that truth?

>Hey, are you working out?

Well I sometimes ask girls at the swimming pool where are they swimming too, but it's a conversation breaker and after a bit of an uncomfortable silence i elaborate - towards a nice body? Towards swimming some distance at once? That are you working out line is pure autism through.

Even I'm not this much of a geek, holy shit

You probably came off condecending as fuck to them.

>Having to talk to you and interrupt her workout vs ignoring you and never risk seeing you again.
Its like you don't want her make it.

Don't you dare put me in the screencap lads

half a pl8, why?

include me in the cap

autism

It's already been caped and it's on leddit's frount page

brilliant

>hey, are you working out?

Sometimes, this place makes me really wonder about the kind of people I share a gym with. Are you autistic? That's a legitimate question, I'm not memeing. You're at the gym, not the bar

Some faggot posted this thread on Reddit

Holy shit that's amazing. Tell us about your next gym ban please

Are you white?

2 Yards Why?

I have actually been observing this type of shit I'm my gym and I cringe every time.

Guys stop fucking trying to get laid at the gym, girls feel really unattractive when they are working out and sweating. They don't wanna be bothered.

Just... Wow man... why?

>In college
>See a hot girl working out
>She's listening to her ipod
>Walk up to her
>She sees me and pulls her earbuds out
>Say "You got all that music legally, right?"
>She smiles
>"Yes..."
>I reply with "Aaaargh, Me matey!"
>She laughs
>I laugh
>Suddenly realize I'm a turbo autist and can't carry a conversation beyond the opener.
>Go back to my weight machines.

lmao he must be indian and ugly to boot

>Hey, are you working out?

idk why this is so funny

>I thought that would be funny because we are already in the gym

Go to a new gym nigger.

>I reply with "Aaaargh, Me matey!"

Sweet fucking Jesus.

There's one for the scrapbooks lads

17 hands, why?

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>Banned because I yelled at the gym goy for loading my plates wrong.

Oy gevalt!

>Hey, are you working out?

Please let this be the new Veeky Forums meme

>Hey, are you working out?

And here
m.hugelol.com/lol/444494?page=rising&count=5&q=

>hey, are you working out?
>hey, are you working out?
>hey, are you working out?
>hey, are you working out?
>hey, are you working out?

>hey, are you working out?
dude where did you think this was going to take you? she says yes then gives you her number?

>tfw 25 year old kissless friendless virgin but not lonely in the slightest

am i a psychopath

This should be a Sir comic

I'm sensing a new meme boys. Bout time we got one. 2017 has been a stale year for Veeky Forums maymays so far, until now it was nothing but people still trying to force sips ans braps.

>visit senpai
>cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>did she think that would be funny?
>definitely not solid
>mfw cousin is being a gym creep
>go to reception desk to report my autistic cousin and hopefully get her banned

Literally wtf why does that say senpai. God fucking damnit it was supposed to say "senpai" not fucking "senpai". I don't even have autocorrect turned on. Does Veeky Forums autocorrect "senpai" to senpai now?

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Ok what the shit is happening here. How long has this bullshit been a feature. Suddenly makes so much more sense now why I've always seen so many people using "senpai" in their comments. Is there a similar feature that autocorrects things to "desu"? Fuck this goddamn weaboo website.

stop posting user, i have no idea what you are talking about

He asks, non-autisticly.

I don't understand the huge reaction to this. Honestly that is kind of funny, and sounds like the kind of opening a normie would use.

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That's what you get for prioritizing pussy over Veeky Forumsness

To be honest you fucking deserve it you needy cunt

Pic related it's literally you

>mfw

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Wish I had known this before the weaboo word filters ruined my joke

>Hey, are you working out?

Piss off. I've been in and out of this site for over ten years. I just didn't know about the word filters because I never use those stupid fucking acronyms.