What are some Veeky Forums approved haircuts/styles?

What are some Veeky Forums approved haircuts/styles?

My current hair. Only shorter length on the part.

Compliments all day.

Got a pic of a haircut like that without the Schutzstaffeln uniform? I don't want to show that pic to my barber.

As a barber, these threads are always especially hilarious. Everyone will continuously post pictures of the haircuts they want on model-tier male faces. If i could count the number of times people bring me pictures of Ryan Gosling or Brad Pitt asking me to make them look like them LEL

who else would they bring? where would you find pictures of ugly people with fresh haircuts?

instagram

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>woah kid, i know that picture, you better not come back here, dont you remember the six gorillion?

Just go completely bald, saves you a shit ton of money in the long run

My dad asked his barber to draw a swastika on his head and he did it
Its also good to redpill people

Fringe

Not really what I meant tbqh

As a Hispanic man how should I respond to a co worker who calls me a wetback, shitskin and beaner everyday? I'm tired of being bullied by him and it hurts ;_;

Go back to El Mexico you fucking bean-eating, border-hopping wetback

But seriously, just confront him and ask him to stop

what about for women?
Always see pic related kind of time consuming shit and think wtf, just have your hair in a polytail/bun at the gym and loose and blow dried at work

Ungrateful bitch
It depends on head shape. My head is 62cm around and i cant live without a short undercut

I told him to stop and he continues anyway. I'm just going to kill myself

Just google hitlerjugend undercut

If you're receding ask for a skin fade and finger length up top.

Next time he does it, smile and say "careful, you're first on the list." Anytime you see him from now on reach in your pocket for something and make eye contact, then smile and say "it's your lucky day, I forgot to bring my surprise today, don't worry though, you'll be the first to get a subscription to my first magazine."

looks like a torture method

Actually 11 million were killed. Only half were Jews. The rest were gypsies, political disodence, POWs, homosexuals poles and the disabled.

Nazis were evil fucks

>((("listen to me goy")))
>((("you felt like we had enough pity for the 6 millions?")))
>((("it was actually 11 million")))
>((("hand over those reparation shelels and jail anyone who questions me!"))

>11 million
>half were jews
so its only 5.5 gorillion jews? thats a lot less than 6! Why do they keep lying to us!

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just say buzz my hair on the sides and the back but leave it a bit longer on top

don't overthink it

LOL you must be dyel and not respectable my amigo bean friend. Beat him to the punch when you see him call him a slur too. Not nigger though you fucking idiot.

Also lift more

what if my hair is thinning, and not receding?

Go back to mexico.

get big you fucking spic

Read the post. The rest were other Nazi enemies and disodence.

Do just a little bit of research on the holocaust.
It's still 6 million, 5 million were the rest

Nazis did not use new fat for soap. The did starve and kill then though.

Or he can be a normal person and google "side part skin fade"

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>11 Million
>Jews
>Gypsies
>Political Dissidence
>POW's
>Homos
>Polacks
>Disabled

Seems like they were doing a mighty fine job of getting rid of the unwanted waste

Mods pls delete this thread

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They just changed the number from 11 million to 6, the 11 number was false, invented by 'the nazi hunter‘. He is some jew that made up a lot of bullshit to shame the germans and stuff.

Hitlers national socialism also was not evil, but i wont go into that here.

Pic related, muh haircut

How to ask barber for this hairstyle? Just say "Give me that Amon Göth"? Or do I have to show him a pic?

If you got the looks and wardrobe for this. Potentially with a beard.

If you're a bitchboi then probably a more traditional short haircut.

What's a good hairstyle for a guy with an oval face and thick, semi curly hair?

>Gimme that shit hairstyle that everyone has

My hair looks similar to that, I always tell my barber 'short on the sides, a little longer on the top with a smooth transition'.

>you're sitting next to some guy for the bus
>he's listening to his music
>seems like an okay guy
>"hey bud, lemme tell you about Hitler"

That censoring is the gayest thing I've ever seen.

Well, apart from the rest of you.

PLS BE IN PORTSMOUTH

shave, incel

That looks awful. Greasy as fuck. Am I supposed to know this mung bean?

>Incel
Heh, good one, chiccs puccys get all hawt when i step onto the scene ever since i let it grow desu. Its funny as fuck to me.

Objectively it's an interesting look, and from my subjective experience when I had long hair, a lot of women love it.