Get tested for low T

>get tested for low T
>normal range is 270-1,070
>i have 145
>it's not low enough, my insurance company uses a 100-800 scale
What's the point of anything?

Other urls found in this thread:

goodrx.com/testosterone-cypionate?drug-name=testosterone cypionate&form=vial&dosage=10ml-of-200mg-ml&quantity=1&days_supply=&label_override=testosterone cypionate
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Watch cuckold porn and eat high carb diet to reduce that big boy test

Why is the normal range that wide? Is there really little difference between being at 270 vs 1070?

>Book a new test
>don't sleep, eat a lot of carbs and jack off multiple times the 24h leading up to the assignment

It's a huge difference. The same difference as an 85 IQ gangbanger and a 135 IQ NASA physicist. Both are considered healthy though because the gangbanger is not quite technically retarded.

Go to a Low To clinic instead

jesus dude, when is the sex change schedule for?

>How much does a T test cost?
>Where do you get it in Florida?
>How do you ask for it?

Also, if you're on gear, how do you get a test without them finding out you're juicing and putting that in their notes?

I went to my PCP and told him I was feeling tired, having problems in bed, etc. Just read off the symptoms

Have you been able to gain muscle at all?

100 is literally the score of a woman.

I'm sorry OP you're completely fucked

because its an average of males between 18-65 year olds.

in general it seems like doctors in the us have no clue at all about how hormones work. here in the EU you're much much more likely to get atleast nebido (aka long duration test) instead of fuck you's and shitty drugs that do nothing (clomid).

do a cycle of test and dont do a pct, then go back for a blood test soon after and your levels will be like 0 then youll get your prescription

Just buy your own test supplements, you'll feel like you've got superpowers, then after a Couple of months stop taking them, and wait a couple of weeks then go into doctor again, that should crash your natural test production enough.

It's what the guys in the ufc used to do to get around the old rules. The loophole was that you could take test if it was prescribed. Pic related.

Clomid took my levels from 203 to 1188ng/dl in 2 weeks. But it made no difference in how I felt so I switched to test cyp a few months later.

have your endo or urologist give you a script for the 10ml vials and use this
goodrx.com/testosterone-cypionate?drug-name=testosterone cypionate&form=vial&dosage=10ml-of-200mg-ml&quantity=1&days_supply=&label_override=testosterone cypionate

my insurance won't cover it and apparently it's expensive as hell

>40 bucks
>literally double as expensive as getting it from an underground lab.

goodrx is a prescription card that makes the 10ml vials $40~ and at 200mg/week that lasts you a while.

>trusting shit you inject into your muscles made by some dude in a basement
i'd rather pay double for pharma grade

Order Chinese bathtub chemicals, seriously I self medicate for actual low t for the same reason, my doc would give the script but insurance won't cover it, it's cheaper to just buy the shit online

Who do you even go to to talk about test levels? How often are you cunts in the fucking hospital? I've literally been there once in the last decade

Test E or C is cheap.

>what is reviews
>what is bloodwork
>what is janoshik testing
>what is labmax

in the EU we got something called a house doctor which you can consult for free advice and he can refer you to specialists as well as offer basic stuff which are covered by insurance.

I got mine tested myself private md labs came back at 312ng/dl fuck that, I cruise on 175mg a week which keeps me around 1400ng/dl and feel like a god now

all it takes is one slipup and then you've got an abscess and there goes all your gains and thousands of dollars treating it.

>one slip up

you think a doctor doesn't make slip ups? we cant all account for your retarded actions.

Also you might aswell not leave the house then, one slip up and you might get run over having to pay hospital bills for years.

by slipup i mean the dealer mishandling the product

>see something physically wrong
>sent it back, get free shit or else the dealer gets fire on his ass

>something goes wrong while brewing
>worst case is you get some real serious pip

Infection = 100% your fault if you dont use proper sterile injection procedure.

>Infection = 100% your fault if you dont use proper sterile injection procedure.

Even if the product is contaminated?

I've seen vials with shit floating around in it before.

Did youeven try to read what I said?
>see something physical wrong, sent it back and get free shit.

Sometimes particles are too small to pick up with the naked eye, friend.

bud, if there'd even be one fucking dust particle in there it wouldnt fucking matter.

its not as big of a risk you think it is you ginormous pussy.

You may be right, I have no experience with these things. Still sounds risky.

>risks
>risks

why do i hear this so often on this website? why do you guys say this anytime something remotely positive could happen? do you actually enjoy doing nothing and always being safe?

Life is literally risk, do some fucking shit you pussy. taking risks is the reason chad is fucking your oneitis and you're being her emotional tampon.

faggot.

Why so bitter friend

he's upset somebody will pay an extra $20 to ensure a pure product.

What you have is a conversion issue.

Testosterone is measured in nmol, ng/ml and finally ng/dl.

Confirm what unit of measure both your lab and your insurance company are using.

ng/dl for total, pg/ml for free

my total is 145 but free is 55

Okay. Now find out what unit of measure your insurance company uses.

Pretend that you are trans and get some Estrogen. Then come back later with lower T

I'm 6'4" 220lbs

I don't think I'm passable...