God-tier face/body thread

>6'5
>blonde
>blue-eyed
>165 IQ
>jacked
>2-time Karate world champ

Dolph is Hitler's wet dream.

Now this, this is a a prime 11/10 example of a white male. I salute that swedish epitome of aesthetics.

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Makes you wonder how they managed to let it all go so wrong.

>major reconstructive surgery
>exact same lighting
>exact same clothing
>exact same hair length/placement of individual hairs
I was impressed for a minute there

You forgot
>PhD in Chemical Engineering

Like I said, OP pic is a computer model.

>hook nosed bankers

(((they)))

Yeah he surely stresses over his nose.

/thread

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>/threads his own post

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fucking phone posters

Eyebrows and jawline of power. Thin eyebrows are for low test twinks

I'd kill to have this face

terrible nose and eyebrows
7.5

show me someone with a better face and i'll quit fit

for what reason?

It looks like he already did m8

>"show me someone who looks better than this feminine faced faggot

ez, pic related

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is this a joke?
fuck off jew

there, fuck you

there you go faggot, now gtfo

this guy looks like a pussy, i wonder what he looks like without the 3,000 filters and makeup

What a fucking mongloid

>European
>fluent in 5 languages
Aryan masterrace

His daughter

left > right

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3rd comment about jews

not recognizing the profile of chico our lord and savior

ok

lol this guy manipulates his photos hard

Roman looks like a 11/10 until he takes off his vest.

Not that he's fat or anything, but he's not as impressive as you'd expect.

Only real 10/10

Ein Mädchen für fickenzie :D

Is there anything Dolf didn't make excellent?
Well, apart from most of his movies.

oy vey

I hate this Chad meme but this guy is as Chad-looking as it gets

He looks at least 25, though. Crazy that he's only 20 because he sure doesn't look it.

>blond
>light colored eyes
>acne
>tiny lips
>narrow face

Are you serious now?

Speaking about wet dreams....
Just 6'4 but well.

a lot of girls do like him for some reason

Just be confident

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looks like he fell in a septic tank

U jelly

übermensch

Wer haette das gedacht

If you're not incel yourself, what class of subhuman are you, user?

It's a thrill to watch him grow old and wither.
Ashes to ashes.

Is there a tongue in this cheek? This man is 59 in this picture. Almost 6 decades on this earth. Look at his hairline. Almost no nasolabial folds. There are 20 year olds with worse wrinkles around his eye

I'm Wolverine.

I packed feces into your mother's nasolabial folds.

youtube.com/watch?v=r1rA8U-b80c

>incel can't understand basics statistics

just because youre in that low 5% and have autism it wont put every normal person down there
better end it lad

so weird seeing images of this guy. he is my friend iRL

he said on this board that he wants to kiss you

No, I understand statistics user, at least I've got a fair grasp on it. But that clearly wasn't part of the conversation until now.
I'm just wondering why you're trying to pass yourself off as normal.

kissy kissy manny boi

just kiss him you stormfag

>No, I understand statistics user
>an average person has to prove he is normal because being incel is the standard

no you dont

>an average
You can continue to imply that you're normal, and I'm going to call you out on it. A regular guy would've dropped this already, but you seem to have something to prove.

This thread is a testament to straight men not knowing what makes men attractive (and instead fulfil some stupid notion of masculinity)

>Is there a tongue in this cheek?
No, but is there a tongue in yours? This is a flattering picture of an old man in makeup.

the entire point of my post is that you expecting a prove is dumb and makes no sense

And you're an expert having observed men from afar for some time now, huh?

>a prove
>dumb and makes no sense
Guess I was demanding too much of your abilities, user. It's okay, I'm an autist remember? Look at me! Ha ha...
Now I just feel bad for you.

why you expect people to prove something which has the higher chance in the first place?

When your behavior continues to diminish that likelihood?

what behavior? browsing Veeky Forums?

Shhhh, it's okay user. Forget I ever brought it up.

nah m8 you rot at home all day already and shit the board up, you probably dont even lift. dont just run off when people start to ask questions
with this reply you implied that the poster is also a subhuman. why you lads think that everyone else around you is just as miserable?

Except the acne, the rest sound like pros to me.

He looks like a bat with that nose and those ears.

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I was on your side when the argument started, now I'm on the other dudes side.

You're sadder than him you desperate faggot.

>you probably dont even lift
>everyone else around you is just as miserable
I never said that, I just said you were probably.
And you've since proven that you're worse off than me. I hope you find meaning in life despite your challenges.

What an imbecilic smile.

Women have a word for men like that. They call them friends.

Here's who they gladly rub one out for.

at least post superior version next time

no mate, im just fucking tired of the few incels destroying this board. it used to be decent for so many years, in fact it was probably the best board on this site. nowdays there are like 10 chads threads at the same time, all made by miserable faggots who cant accept the fact that not everyone is obsessed with fashion models, the definion of autism. decent posters, people who gave contrastive critism are leaving the board because who wants to deal with this shit in his free time? this is literally some tumblr-tier mental illness bullshit and i would rather take my time, talk with a dude for 10 minutes now if there is a chance that i can give him a different perpective and he goes back to whatever site he came from. also, autistic people are interesting. annoying but interesting

>CHAD EATS PIZZA
>WHATS THE POINT OF LIFTING
>LOOK AT THIS JAWLINE
>CHAD
>fuck off retard
>YOURE JUST AS SUBHUMAN AS ME CHECKMATE FAG

just because something doesnt fit your world views, it doesnt mean it cant exist.

Being this ass-blasted.

>just because something doesnt fit your world views, it doesnt mean it cant exist.
KEK! In the context of our conversation what does this even mean?
Is this "contrastive" criticism of yours coming from the "perpective" of a retard?

>frogposter has no arguments

never seen that before

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