How do I achieve otter mode?

How do I achieve otter mode?

try to get that surfboard core first

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>not going for car crash mode instead

This got to be bait

looks legit to me

Its photoshopped, nobody looks like that

>Its photshopped
proof?

>nobody looks like that
the guy in the picture does. checkmate

this is terrible, you can literally see where it has been mirrored

got a chuckle out of me anyway lol

There's a picture of a guy that looks like that in the OP so at least one person does

This is the idle male body. Ya his bellybutton is kinda low but chicks lust for guys like this.

the guy in the pic CLEARLY does dude, are you trolling or something?

Just because he looks DIFFERENT from your STANDARD NOTION of what a human male is SUPPOSED to look like doesn't mean that it's fake.

How insensitive can you be?

>You might not like it, but this is what peal performance looks like

What the fuck man

Do calisthenics and have a high metabolism.

For me, its the vigorous biking and calisthenics + few carbs

Do people actually think this is real? You can see the exact spot where his midsection was copied and stitched back onto his body

>take a real picture
>not ottermode

Someone add a trailing skin snake tail behind him

By what metric?

Those are just ab creases ya ding dong

Look at the space beneath his elbows as well. They did a lazy job stretching the background, so the shading on the wall and floor forms neat, perfectly straight vertical columns.

Lol you're not otter bro

Did you say a-door-mode? Because I would say you're pretty close.

literally lift once a week and do abs twice a day and cut for like 2 years until you become a shredded 125lb lanklet with zero muscle mass and just a hunger pack (abs)

what the fuck, how did that happen?

Insecure beta detected

Not him but you guys realize ottermode is literally a swimmer's body? That's why it's called that, Veeky Forums uses it to mean low bf and v taper but that's wrong.

Like it or not, this is peak performance.

Rip monker

what means is that this was a model "human" designed to resist the impact of a car crash.

Is that a hip on his side or a tendon