Recently fucked my 100th girl at only 23, how many you guys on?

>21 next month
>kissless, handhold less, balding virgin

1 @ 28

And that was about 9 years ago

10
Been with the same one for 3 years though. Sex with the same person 10 times is better than sex once with 10 different people. I assume the same applies an even greatner number of partners, but I couldn't tell you.

6 women, 2 men @ 22

Before tinder 5, after tinder I'm in my 20s and no kids or STDs yet so thank fuck

1 girl when I was 16, didn't like it, 10 guys @ 31

350

>Sex with the same person 10 times is better than sex once with 10 different people.

Lol stop watching Oprah bruh

How do you dump a girl?

I'm fucking 2 girls right now, one of them wants a relationship and I think I do too.

How do I end it with the other without seeming like a total dick?

100000000000000000069 cuz im a 5% alpha male

How was the tranny? There is a sexy escort tranny that lives near me that looks exactly like a fucking girl, just has a dick. Apparently the hormones were administered in middle school during puberty so...

Lad, I'm not even meming, there is no better feeling in the world than having simultaneous orgasms with your girl and nutting balls deep inside of her without protection.

AKA shit you can't do with somebody you're only fucking for the first time.

Keep fucking her on the side

Around one at 28 and I'm married so no more for me

0 at 22

76 @ 26

I had sex with one girl when I was 17
Havent had sex in almost 4 years since.

10 girls @ 25

Been with my current gf for 2 and half years now and very happy with it....

Still trying to convince her we should have a threesome though

they're overrated honestly

4 at 19

Currently 22 @ 23y

It was a fun experience, I'd probably do it again. Especially in a situation like you're describing.

That was my first "gay" experience and didn't know how I'd feel afterwards. Turns out fine, wasn't weird at all and the anal was hot. S/he ended up swallowing (very excitedly) every load of cum.

I don't want to do that either, it's shitty.

no clue, i get blackout drunk and sometimes wake up next to someone

don't

Truth

this guy is more impressive than OP

22 girls at 29. i was going for 30 before 30 but i think i might marry my gf.

lost my virginity at 20, don't lose hope.

People still count in the Tinder era?

also did a tranny but i ain't counting that one. pretending it never happened

>37 posts
>only 4 virgins

Veeky Forums has gone to shit with this recent normalfag influx. gtfo from my board REEEEEE

1 @ 18

my life is pathetic desu

Lol, cuck

How do you fuckers even keep count? I know my count is less than 20 but I still don't know the exact number.

I'm a cuck because I don't want to cuck a girl?

"lol" just "lol"

The virgins probably don't post

>actually caring about "cheating" on a girl

Lol, cuck behaviour

tell me about her, user

Loat count but creeping on 200 im sure .. Im 34 .. It real looses its novelty after a while .. If i hademt been married for 5 years im site i would be pushing 250 at the current rate .. Hella trying to settle it down and stay with the same chick .. Man hoing gets old

6, 22 years old.

if only i wasn't so afraid around women. once i loosen up i can fuck them in a heartbeat. maybe xanax will help

No, you're a cuck because you don't have the balls to make decision. You don't want to "hurt her" but you can't "continue". You're an indecision cuck.

I made the decision I'm asking how to do it without seeming like a dick, but please don't give me advice you seem like the last person I'd want it from.

just be confident

>being a slut

the only guys i know who cheat on their girls are either arseholes or losers

if you feel the need to cheat then you fucked up by being in a relationship in the first place

I'm thinking of raping a girl from my work. She looks just like the girl on the right in that pic. What exercises should I do to prepare for raping her? Some cardio obviously I don't want to lose my boner because I'm out of breath. Also, fap or nofap? I don't want to cum too fast and leave DNA evidence and I don't want it to be too easy for her she's a real bitch she needs to get a good fucking so I'm thinking fap right before but then I might have to dildo her if I can't stay hard cause she's crying and begging too much

Are you certain that's the pic?

Lol actually falling for this normie thought pattern

>posts lol
>thinks he has any right to complain about normies
ree

>normie
aaaaaand all your arguments go into the trash.

losers from /r9k/ know absolutely nothing about relationships.

looks like, I said, in Op's pic.

>thinking "relationships" are actually a real thing and not just a modern human invention

Just straight up LOL

0 @ 22. prob better looking than you too

9 @ 19

Am i doing gud?

r u me? same.

>tfw 31 year old kissless virgin
why me ;_;

0 gf's, but I've been to handjob massage parlors countless times. And I've fucked about 20 hookers. Ten of them were black and another ten were Asians. I fucked one white milf hooker though, didn't enjoy it.
I'm 27. Working out primarily to be complimented by masseuses. They usually tell me that I'm handsome and ask if I have a girlfriend.

1 at 21 but I haven't even kissed in a year and a half so might as well be a KHV again.

7 @ 26. If you count handjobs and bjs n shit then 14. I live in a small town of 30k people and most are seniors or little kids so the 18-35 age range is limited.

Nice man, I'm hoping to get to 200lbs with abs before I lose my virginity to a hooker. I just wouldn't feel "worthy" fucking her with my current physique.

More believable than OP

Bro, some of us were born ugly and non white