C'mon user! Take off your shirt and hop in the pool!

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Plastic surgery is par for the course in South Korea, I think it's pretty much expected that all women (and "women") go through a transformation by like 18 - 20.

middle one is a real qt tho...
from left to right
4>3>2>1>5

Fuck off I just hit 150 lbs from 139 I'm not stopping for some roastie. Also I look better with the weight gain that without so I'll continue till i feel like it.

kek

How did I end up in this situation?

ねえ、同性愛者は、

私の名前は宮本武蔵されており、私はあなたのすべての単一の1つは嫌いだ
。すべての場合は、遅延は、生活者愚かなお尻写真を見て過ごすごとにその

日の第2脂肪されています。すべてを、世界で悪されています。正直言って
、あなたのこれまでの任意の芸者尻をひいたの?私は、私はそれの楽しさ
を推測する独自の不安のために人々の楽しさを意味するが、すべてを全く
新しいレベルにする。これはインターネット上で画像をオフけいれんより悪

いです。

見知らぬ人になるなよ。ただ、最高のショットで私を打った。私はかなり完

璧なんだ。私は日本で最も有名な武士、多くの戦争の始動している。武道
スーパースマッシュブラザーズ以外の戦いは何ですか?また、巨大なカタ
ナと叩いてホットしている芸者のガールフレンド(彼女は私の剣をこすり;
クソの シャープだった)している。あなたはすべての人の同性愛者だけ自分を殺す

必要があります。聞いてくれてありがとう。

Just use vitamin E cream you nignogs.

>hairy as fuck
no thanks i'll keep it on

>Be you
>receive a call from childhood friend (far left grill)
>"Hey user, my friends and I are at the pool! You should come around!"
>You finish your 3 post-workout McDoubles
>As you're on your way, think about how you didn't start cutting even though it's May
>get there, OP happens

ching chong bing bong ling long
me ruv u rong time anonu-sama

Why would I cut? I have nothing to cut down to right now

4 3 1 2 5

>"Hahaha user! I had so much fun during this date!
>"So... What next? I kind of want some ice cream...
>"Or maybe we could go back to my place..."

what do

my nigga

3>1>2>4>>>>>

Sorry I'd love to but I gotta go return some video tapes.

>EXID
Based.

No thanks. My mother needs to tuck me into bed soon anyways.

>"Ice cream would really hit the spot right now"
She'll assume you didn't hear the latter and you can avoid showing your true autismo

>Red Velvet
Even more based.

J O Y
O
Y

youtube.com/watch?v=8A2t_tAjMz8

is this the catchiest song of 2017?
nayeon a qt

They all look the same wtf

vitamin e cream doesnt remove scars you fucking idiot

Filthy mouthbreathers 2/10

plastic surgery will do that to you

it's the same girls....

You can't just not include Yeri

>what do
Wake up.

I know this pain.

I have kinda wide hips and because of the loose skin in that area, it looks like I have a fucking muffin top.

If I start cutting now while I fit in pic related by mid summer?

this is correct.

I date a Korean girl. Damn her face is creepy without makeup

if i knew one of these girls my whole life they could swap with one another and i wouldnt even notice

>tfw no average korean gf

underrated kek

>user, I don't think we should keep on skyping anymore...
>I'm gonna have to hang up now, Chad is on his way.

they love it

>take off shirt
>they get wet at the sight of my impressive shoulder span

Shoulders/Lats

more like
>take off shirt
>beer belly
pic related

>take off shirt
>augmentations
>scare everyone away
i never asked for this

THE BULK BEGINS
JK permabulker here

kek

>TFW I'm an overweight manlet who is too insecure to take off his shirt when he goes swimming

And everyone knows it when they see me with a shirt on, it's even worse if a cute girl, or just a girl in general is like "Why don't you take off your shirt?" or "Why are you wearing a shirt?" BITCH DON'T FUCKING WORRY ABOUT ME!

>gooks

Insecurity is the ugliest thing, user.

please tell me you don't look like dudes in pic related

Or looking at a fat person with their shirt off is

Well I'm more attractive, I can say that much.

>it's even worse if a cute girl, or just a girl in general is like "Why don't you take off your shirt?" or "Why are you wearing a shirt?"

Better off not going and saving yourself from this. Learn from my mistake user.

This. My armpit region and thighs have stretch marks :(

I'm working on it.
Also
>Hyerin best girl

I've been permacutting for two years
>tfw a shoulder injury + knee injury prevents you from lifting
>Live in Murica so can't even afford an MRI
>Work long hours at a desk job with a long commute
>Takes all my effort to avoid getting fat
Lost 15 pounds of muscle but still at 15%bf... Yay?
>If I were a woman I'd be considered hot...

>Better off not going
this. i think last time i was seen shirt off was 7 years ago on a school trip

i miss this meme

>This movie was great!
>I'm glad i got to see it with you.
do not spagheti

who is this

Well I wouldn't be these girls type they aren't really mine either. They are each wearing half a pound of make up and you can tell put no effort into obtaining their bodies. (Don't look fit at all just slim)

you too?

took me 15 seconds to google image search:
instagram.com/jennaciides/
cmon user you're better than that...

nice try user

seriously i tried thinking of what to say and i honestly have no idea

Fuck off cancer

it comes with practice

i hope so...

ive never gotten anywhere near where i could practice saying something like that

>They are each wearing half a pound of make up and you can tell put no effort into obtaining their bodies. (Don't look fit at all just slim)
literally my cousin and every (mostly) other asian girl

kill yourself frog

>"I am too."
>make a fucking move

neither did i, user. one day though... one day...

yeah lol

thats pretty good

one day

this image cannot be more photoshopped

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>IU
bruh, did you see her new MV, palette? aesthetic/10

all her songs are great

>15
>pecs

mate i listened to her new album at least once every day since its release.
One day, IU will be my wife.

I got back into kpop today. Been listening since 2012-13, but stopped listening from 15-16

what did i miss? who are the relevant groups nowadays?

idiot

I've missed these avg corean gf threads. Thanks, Veeky Forums.

>all asians look alike
>racist
>but they are actively trying to look alike

world is backwards as fuck.

lmao this guy that filmed this is my hero.

im such an asshole they only way i could play nice with cosplaying bitches is I was doing this and could laugh on the inside.

BTS
AOA
TWICE
BLACK PINK

TWICE most relevant girl group and BTS most relevant boy group i'd say.
can't be fucked to start listing everything tho desu senpai

well shit, there goes all my free time. time to catch up, i guess.

is there a chart/list of all the major releases of 2015, 2016 and /current year/?

>me big american man

sauce. SAUCE.

>not being a big American man

It looks like it would be extremely painful.

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>not holding a bottle of Sake

-1

BTS - Dope, I need you, save me, Run
AoA - youtube.com/watch?v=vNdRd4ZQjr4

Twice - Ohh ahhhh, TT, Knock Knock
Black Pink - boombayah, whistle (They are the new group replacing 2ne1 as they disbanned)