I'd just like to thank you faggots

I'd just like to thank you faggots.

>having sex with gf
>dick just goes flaccid for no reason
>totally ded
>fucker doesn't come back up regardless of encouragement
>litterally never happened before
>not fat
>6 foot tall
>150 lbs
>wtf
>remember thread I saw here once
>something something cardio makes your dick work
>go out running in the morning every day over the next week
>don't know a fucking thing about running
>I guess just running as hard as I can consistently keep pace for as long as possible
>5km in summer in jeans and hiking shoes
>feel so much fucking better
>dick's never been harder
>start drinking smoothies of just blended fruit and coconut shit
>digestive tract unfucks itself
Thanks lads.

Only real issue I have left is my nose feels odd when breathing in now, like it's suddenly really fucking cold for no reason. Almost hurts. Breathing out is fine. Any suggestions?

Sleep.
Stop snorting cocaine.

Dry nasal cavity.
Stay away from cocaine.

You have cocaine symptoms.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Someone told me you got the good stuff....

Dat ass.

You realize you can't bump your own thread, right retard?

Saged.

>start drinking smoothies of just blended fruit and coconut shit
>digestive tract unfucks itself

Are you fucking retarded?

kys

I'm black, I can do anything.
Your disagree?
You racist.

Fucking kill yourself you pathetic faggot

lol i'll get right on that chief

if there is only one piece of advice you shouldn't actually listen to here, it is the hate for cardio. the people calling it "gains goblin" are faggots that lift for appearance and couldn't care less about their health

This. It's absolutely insane how much hate cardio gets on a board that is nominally about fitness.

Does anyone else start crying during/after their run?

I get emotional when while listening to music during a run and I feel like all my dreams feel like they can come true, or that I'm great and that seeing myself as awful is a lie.

That has happened to me. Running clears my head, then I get existential and emo and shit

Cardio hate is an in-joke. It's not real. You need to do your cardio.

>those trips
i guess he's right guys

everything over 5 reps is cardio

foot tall
lbs

U HAEV TOO EET

>tfw 6'3 142 pounds