How did your life change after getting Veeky Forums?

How did your life change after getting Veeky Forums?

TriHard Cx

TriHard

This is the peak of my lifting before I cut my thumb really badly. Couldn't lift for ages and then I streamed on twitch. Got banned. Now I'm a successful youtube streamer.

Went from virgin to fucking +200 girls

I could lift heavier stuff.

>get fit
>go from KHS to fucking bitches weekly
>goes on for a month
>get bitch pregnant
>child support out the ass
>cant afford nice things anymore
>have to move back in with parents
>17 more years of this hell
>now miserable 24/7

i made it lads

This is the ideal make body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

BOPPED JAPAN FOR FREE

BITCH

before lifting
>video game addict
>NEET
>virgin
>fat
>ugly
>socially awkward

after lifting
>party monster
>work in investment banking making 250k/yr before bonuses
>fucked over 100 girls
>shredded kunt
>8/10 facial aesthetics
>alpha as fuck

define "successful" and what do you stream

people will literally call other people to go and meet him just for some second hand enjoyment.

My posture improved and I feel better whether I'm walking or sitting
My neck doesn't hurt anymore
Sometimes girls smile at me when I open the door or give the cashier money or something. I know you're thinking they just do that to be polite but I can tell from experience they don't do it to everyone. Even polite is nice.

Why would you fuck without protection?

google "ice poseidon"

Richest man in LA.

Ice Poseidon

Runescape, videogames and IRL stuff.

Cx

He was former pro chef
former bodybuilder
former popular streamer on twitch
former KFC manager
currently richest man in LA
currently popular youtube streamer

what have you done in your life Cx

TriHard Cx

YAHOOOOO

ICE poseidon pls play runescape also fuck niggers

life

P A U L D E N I N O

groceries and laundry are taken in one trip.

ice poseidon hates niggers
idolizes hitler
happy the jews died
white pride worldwide
heil the aryan race
send all niggers to space

developed body dysmorphia

Cx

I STARTED WORKING OUT BECAUSE OF LEANICE44 YAHOOOOOOO

P A U L D E N I N O

The difference is now I flex a 'cep while I shitpost.

caleb is a fucking bro
too bad he sucks at megaman

Yo my girl emily fake somethin bro? What'd she fake?

good
>girls talk to me more and with more enthusiasm
>guys try harder to win my respect
>taken more seriously by older people

bad
>everyone asks me to move their heavy shit
>people try to fight me in clubs and bouncers take an instant dislike to me
>people treat me like i'm an idiot despite me consistently outperforming almost everyone on my physics course

how do you know the kid is yours? You are probably getting cucked and shes laughing all the way to the bank

>fucking bitches weekly
>for a month
so you fucked 4 girls

>not moving the fuck out to a new country and starting the cycle again
My goal is to spread my seed across south America and Asia in various third world whores and sluts, becoming the new Genghis Khan. Genealogists years from now will wonder why all these slopes and spics have the same dna from a random white guy. I want to die from a shootout with the police after the syphilis makes me slip into psychosis.

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TriHard HE SAID IT TriHard

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>This whole thread
Didn't expect this many people here to be purple army members Cx

The ginger gene needs to die off already.

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>Ice_pos

My son, Paul, is the exact same but opposite.

-Enza

Imagine how Caleb must feel being the only fit dude at those sweaty gaming events he goes to.

before lifting
>video game addict
>NEET
>virgin
>fat
>ugly
>socially awkward

after lifting
>video game addict
>NEET
>virgin
>buff
>ripped
>socially awkward

Tbh I'm in the same boat. Too bad lifting doesn't cure autism.

Scuffed jays

Went from KV to V

KFC MANAGERS

>went from you're so pretty and tall
>to you're so pretty do you play sports ?

CX

wtf I love ice poseidon now

What's your job

>he fucked women without protection
You deserve this retard
>muh condoms don't feel that good
Well how's that child support coming up?

Went from fat to ripped
Turned out I was handsome
Then tren made me crazy and hypersexual
Which never really went away
So I look really good and am more confident but also a bit crazy
Overall pretty good

Why don't you put effort into the other problems like you did the fat/ugly ones since you're clearly capable of change

>that picture
holy fuck how beta can you be

not everybody is a man whore.

>wanting nice woman instead of whore is being beta
Fuck off nigger

>unironically believing "nice women" exist in 2017
fuck off white knight

you stupid retard i didn't mean nice women as whores being doted around by betas, i meant geniue nice girls that aren't acting like whores but seems niggers like you only interact with the worst scum possible.

>geniue nice girls that aren't acting like whores

Girls make eye contact but I avoid it like the plague.
Pretty sure I have body dismorphia.
People assume I'm not studious.

>le all women are whores
i'm not even gonna argue (((user))
>yes yes all women are whores, don't even bother finding one